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 starseeker54
Joined: 8/20/2006
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have you any good slogans on yer t-shirts over there?

as in "if only my****was as big as my turds"

after ive had sex_even the neighbours have a cigarette.....
 tisme_susan
Joined: 7/27/2006
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Posted: 10/25/2006 1:28:46 PM
I'm a Schizophrenic and So Am I -

I Only Have Sex on Days Beginning with T... Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday.
 BiChicksRock
Joined: 8/4/2006
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Posted: 10/26/2006 2:23:42 AM
i choked linda lovelace
 sparticuss
Joined: 5/9/2006
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Posted: 10/26/2006 2:35:42 AM
Old is when you can bonk your girlfriends daughter or your daughters girlfriend, without being arrested.
 tisme_susan
Joined: 7/27/2006
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Posted: 10/27/2006 6:38:52 AM
^^^^ good one.........
 hansomeone01
Joined: 2/5/2006
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Posted: 10/27/2006 11:51:30 PM
Who has watched wheel of fortune ?
I had a shirt which read....

G_ F_CK Y_ _RS_LF

Would you like to buy a VOWEL ?
 BiChicksRock
Joined: 8/4/2006
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Posted: 10/29/2006 11:52:18 AM
the holy bible
read between the lies
 SergeantOz
Joined: 4/11/2007
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Posted: 6/2/2007 6:32:08 AM
I have on one now that says "Will Work for Sex" and shopping on a Thursday night this stunning woman asked if I mowed lawns and I thought why would she ask me that .......... until I thought about it.

I have a stack of them and used to wear them on BBQ Shirt days (Fridays) to pee off people and make them uneasy during our little chats. When I left I got 1 t-shirt that looked like an optometrist's chart that said I see dumb people reading my t-shirt.

Also have others such as S**t Happens, If you read my shirt, the B*tch fell off .......... but the best one was a mate who had Californian Mental Institute on a green t-shirt and he would wear a bandage around his head before he would go shopping in LA. Cops stopped him a few times after he made grunting noises in public
 PhilMeUpBaby
Joined: 3/9/2007
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Posted: 7/1/2007 10:55:35 AM
"The more I learn about women, the more I love my motorbike."

Truer words were never spoken!

 SergeantOz
Joined: 4/11/2007
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Posted: 7/1/2007 5:15:19 PM
RBT officer ............ Random Breast Testing officer
 karl64
Joined: 11/25/2006
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Posted: 7/12/2007 4:44:27 AM
"tell your breast to stop staring at my eyes"

not sure whats meant by that but its my best t-shirt
 karl64
Joined: 11/25/2006
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Posted: 7/18/2007 12:08:58 PM
what about the t-shirt thats writen upside down and reads
"If you can read this you must be sitting on my face"
 karl64
Joined: 11/25/2006
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Posted: 9/6/2007 10:37:35 AM
oh i saw a guy at the pub with his t-shirt his photo on the front with both thumbs up and caption read underneath " go me"


classic
 elvis_100
Joined: 2/1/2007
Msg: 14
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Posted: 10/28/2007 12:45:57 AM
"Im too lazy to try....
So why dont we just f uck already."

humm that a preaty good Tshirt - I actuly just thought of that now.

 elvis_100
Joined: 2/1/2007
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Posted: 10/28/2007 2:40:14 AM
lol its a joke people, but its ok

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