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|have you any good slogans on yer t-shirts over there?|
as in "if only my****was as big as my turds"
after ive had sex_even the neighbours have a cigarette.....
Posted: 10/25/2006 1:28:46 PM
|I'm a Schizophrenic and So Am I -|
I Only Have Sex on Days Beginning with T... Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday.
Posted: 10/26/2006 2:23:42 AM
|i choked linda lovelace |
Posted: 10/26/2006 2:35:42 AM
|Old is when you can bonk your girlfriends daughter or your daughters girlfriend, without being arrested.|
Posted: 10/27/2006 6:38:52 AM
|^^^^ good one.........|
Posted: 10/27/2006 11:51:30 PM
|Who has watched wheel of fortune ?|
I had a shirt which read....
G_ F_CK Y_ _RS_LF
Would you like to buy a VOWEL ?
Posted: 10/29/2006 11:52:18 AM
|the holy bible|
read between the lies
Posted: 6/2/2007 6:32:08 AM
|I have on one now that says "Will Work for Sex" and shopping on a Thursday night this stunning woman asked if I mowed lawns and I thought why would she ask me that .......... until I thought about it.|
I have a stack of them and used to wear them on BBQ Shirt days (Fridays) to pee off people and make them uneasy during our little chats. When I left I got 1 t-shirt that looked like an optometrist's chart that said I see dumb people reading my t-shirt.
Also have others such as S**t Happens, If you read my shirt, the B*tch fell off .......... but the best one was a mate who had Californian Mental Institute on a green t-shirt and he would wear a bandage around his head before he would go shopping in LA. Cops stopped him a few times after he made grunting noises in public
Posted: 7/1/2007 10:55:35 AM
|"The more I learn about women, the more I love my motorbike."|
Truer words were never spoken!
Posted: 7/1/2007 5:15:19 PM
|RBT officer ............ Random Breast Testing officer|
Posted: 7/12/2007 4:44:27 AM
|"tell your breast to stop staring at my eyes"|
not sure whats meant by that but its my best t-shirt
Posted: 7/18/2007 12:08:58 PM
|what about the t-shirt thats writen upside down and reads|
"If you can read this you must be sitting on my face"
Posted: 9/6/2007 10:37:35 AM
|oh i saw a guy at the pub with his t-shirt his photo on the front with both thumbs up and caption read underneath " go me"|
Posted: 10/28/2007 12:45:57 AM
|"Im too lazy to try....|
So why dont we just f uck already."
humm that a preaty good Tshirt - I actuly just thought of that now.
Posted: 10/28/2007 2:40:14 AM
|lol its a joke people, but its ok |