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 Gypsy67
Joined: 10/14/2006
Msg: 26
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Nope, I don't think I should have to buy a dictionary to read posts in here and I would love to just skip them over, but they seem to be in every damn thread!!!!! Kinda reminds me of that commercial for Kibbles and Bits, there is the calm, normal Bulldog and then the little Terrier jumping up and down saying look at me look at me...rotflmfao!

As for late night booty calls, I tried that on Saturday...apparently it may have worked if they lived in Winnipeg....lmao!!
 Sweet_Mango1
Joined: 10/28/2006
Msg: 27
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Posted: 12/11/2006 12:03:25 PM
mango was an exception .. she was so forcefull and assertive... I still have duct tape glue on the .... geeze I allmost spilled the beans...j/k dear


hey you're gonna ruin my reputation of being sweet, innocent andy shy......

you wish i left my shoes there...... i would actually have had to attened your place to do that.....
 timmins911
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 28
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Posted: 12/11/2006 4:25:20 PM
Hmmm....late night booty calls?? Never had to worry about that.......I wouldn't be sleeping with anyone I had only meet online. Let's be careful out there, K?
 B. Diva
Joined: 8/13/2006
Msg: 29
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Posted: 12/11/2006 9:56:57 PM
Timmins911 - never say never!

If you had seen the webcam pic of my "intelligence and impeccable wit" you'd be on the next plane!

Seriously (for a nanosecond) I've just been really hurt by a guy who I thought valued me as a friend as well as for all my ample....attributes. On three different occasions I changed my plans to rush over to his place when he called - this was a serious novelty for me - I was fifty, fat, and this guy thought I was HOT!!!

Recently I was starting to feel like a piece of meat (I'm sure you guys have that feeling ALL THE TIME the way we women just use you up and throw you away - as if!) but when I really needed a friend he came through for me. He had even introduced me to his best friend and gone out at great length about what a "wonderful woman" I am - in front of a witness!!!

Anyway he has not been seen or heard from in weeks. Emails are not answered, calls are not returned, and I'm hurting pretty badly. I certainly learned my lesson with this one! I knew, since he's 12 years younger, that it was very unlikely to be any kind of long-term thing but I hoped I'd have him around until either I got a real "boyfriend" or he hit the age when guys decide they want babies of their own, cause I couldn't give him that (without expensive and risky medical intervention anyway).

The stupid and petty part of all this is that as much as I'll miss those occasional nights in his bed - I never got to go the cottage and enjoy the sauna!!!
 spellingbee
Joined: 11/19/2006
Msg: 30
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Posted: 12/11/2006 10:46:42 PM
Aaaaaaaand back on topic now...

HAVE YOU BEEN APPROACHED FOR A LATE NIGHT BOOTY CALL? often

HAVE YOU EVER APPROACHED ANYONE FOR A LATE NIGHT BOOTY CALL? never

IF YOU HAVE NOT ANSWERED THE BOOTY CALL WHAT DID YOU RESPOND WITH OR HOW DID YOU HANDLE THE SITUATION?

First I prompt them to tell me about their aspirations for the evening, and get them to explore their motivation and agenda for seeking sex online with strangers. The bullshitters start to get scared off at this point... especially if you start throwing out STI stats. It's drama they seek, not local chlamydia rates, so it's a great way of sorting out the triflers.

Now here's where you get a vibe for who's offering an exchange of goods and services. I don't mess with them because they are often people who are in great pain. A non-confrontational way to deal with them is to tell them you're broke... they'll move on. It's cash they want... no games... it's that simple.

The few left standing at this point get my patented "so exactly what problem gets fixed by you sticking your d!ck into strange pu$$y?" line of interrogation. That shuts them up pretty quick. If they persist, I get all Freudian on their asses. No one makes it past Freud... it's pretty dull stuff.

(WE DONT WANT TO KNOW IF YOU DID OR WHAT YOU DID - LETS KEEP THAT PERSONAL)

Oooooh... now you see, I'm of mixed minds on this.

Re: WE DONT WANT TO KNOW IF YOU DID OR WHAT YOU DID - and yet I think that they would probably be the more interesting stories.

Re: LETS KEEP THAT PERSONAL - I'm all for it. And that includes feeling the same way about people sharing their private emails in a public forum. Not only do I think it's an appalling invasion of privacy, I'm just simply not interested in anyone's personal business.

We learn by sharing our stories. I can dig it. And I trust in people's capacity to share their experiences without sharing the intimate details.

Actually, I'm counting on that... as I would never be in a relationship with someone who I knew would make public the details of our personal correspondence and private lives. I'm sorry if I offend anyone, but I think that's just disrespectful and undignified and I won't have any of it.
 hank chinaski
Joined: 11/18/2006
Msg: 31
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Posted: 12/11/2006 11:04:49 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^


(assume Beavis and Butthead voice) hunh hunh.....smart chicks are hot.
 ~Emerald~
Joined: 7/19/2006
Msg: 32
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Posted: 12/11/2006 11:07:02 PM
the only booty call I get at this time of night, comes from my butt - I call them "fluff monsters"

 amber187
Joined: 8/16/2006
Msg: 33
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Posted: 12/13/2006 9:23:29 PM
the worst was i got a phone call by someone i didnt know but i guess this chick gave out my number and this guy wanted to hook up with me because she said i had a big chest i told him off
 C*B*G
Joined: 6/28/2007
Msg: 34
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Posted: 8/27/2007 7:01:09 PM
No one is released from jail late at night.
 Nanner Nanner
Joined: 4/9/2007
Msg: 35
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Posted: 8/27/2007 7:05:36 PM
^^^It's a shame too, cause a lot more people here might be getting laid if they were.
 printer2
Joined: 6/19/2007
Msg: 36
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Posted: 8/28/2007 4:51:16 PM
Oh don’t be so hard on the guy, he probably had some other business in hand that he had to take care of and did not have the bandwidth on his internet connection. Situations like that can get rather messy.



HAVE YOU BEEN APPROACHED FOR A LATE NIGHT BOOTY CALL?
HAVE YOU EVER APPROACHED ANYONE FOR A LATE NIGHT BOOTY CALL?
IF YOU HAVE NOT ANSWERED THE BOOTY CALL (WE DONT WANT TO KNOW IF YOU DID OR WHAT YOU DID - LETS KEEP THAT PERSONAL) WHAT DID YOU RESPOND WITH OR HOW DID YOU HANDLE THE SITUATION?


Hot stud like me? Of course, all the time.
Yeah right. I am having a hard enough time falling asleep by myself.
Damn! No booty calls tonight either!



Personally, I wish there was a menu item called "ONLINE NOW FOR BOOTY CALLS" and all the people wanting to get laid could collectively shop.


Probably just turn into a pay-for-play service.
 wpgswm53
Joined: 6/25/2007
Msg: 37
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Posted: 8/28/2007 5:05:58 PM
I have my pic up so i don't have to worry about booty calls any time of the day... lol. Anyway, my 'im' crashes after about 5 minites and slows to the point it will not work. I know it will happen so i warn the person that it will crash.
 wpgswm53
Joined: 6/25/2007
Msg: 38
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Posted: 8/28/2007 7:19:45 PM
HEY, i don't except im's from men either
 linen-saphire
Joined: 6/9/2007
Msg: 39
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Posted: 8/29/2007 8:39:55 PM
wth
Tw ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, im having a senior moment hahahah what 5 minutes ,,,,,,,,,,,,, lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo



ok have fun

im gone
im outta here

kjarkhgjghkjfsjhgjtgjgtjgi


ls
 Danooooo
Joined: 7/13/2007
Msg: 40
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Posted: 8/30/2007 7:34:13 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Hey I called you last night and you didn't pick up the phone!! WTH is up with that??
 full of sparks
Joined: 5/5/2006
Msg: 41
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Posted: 8/30/2007 8:08:32 AM
^^^^ Was that you calling....sorry, I had the phone on vibrate and after that didn't need the booty call
 Danooooo
Joined: 7/13/2007
Msg: 42
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Posted: 8/30/2007 9:32:12 AM
Sorry there Sparky...that wasn't me calling you...must have been one of your cabana boys.




vvvvvvvvvv Got tired of the voice mail so I took you off of the speed dial.
 full of sparks
Joined: 5/5/2006
Msg: 43
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Posted: 8/30/2007 9:37:37 AM
mmmmmm....cabana boys....lmao.

Well hun....you can call me as many times as you want....in fact ...if I don't answer, please keep calling....
 full of sparks
Joined: 5/5/2006
Msg: 44
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Posted: 8/30/2007 10:06:47 AM
^^^^ Early? As in anytime after midnight ?????? LMAO
 Danooooo
Joined: 7/13/2007
Msg: 45
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Posted: 8/30/2007 10:47:26 AM
I tried calling Sally last week...she gave me some excuse about not being of 'moral integrity' or something like that. I mean, what's a guy gotta do these days??
 edjoecdn
Joined: 5/25/2006
Msg: 46
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Posted: 8/30/2007 11:08:42 AM
And what's wrong with a scheduled booty call ??

Let's say.... ummm 9ish each wednesday ? Keeping it earlier wood that work better ?

Hey wait a minute are we talking about the moral aspect or the timing thing ???

sori I am easily confused ... and innocent ( ) and and all
 BBQslave
Joined: 8/17/2007
Msg: 47
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Posted: 8/31/2007 8:26:28 PM
Booty calls should be like ordering food!!!!! 30 minutes or free.
 SweetBabyblues
Joined: 6/17/2006
Msg: 48
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Posted: 8/31/2007 9:12:14 PM
Got Booty will Travel....oops regressing back to the Deja View channel....

How much Booty is enough....now that is the question....
 prince harry
Joined: 1/17/2006
Msg: 49
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Posted: 8/31/2007 10:32:13 PM
hmmmm late nite booty calls between ya'll maybe this thread to be turning into a private chat room or conference room!!....or perhaps even a cum...ooops come as you are orgy !!!...so who started this thread in the first place???no one has nothing else much better to do than talk about 'booty' calls???...so instead of talking about it why doesn't DO something about it!!..since it seem that ya'll have each others numbers how about each others addresses...and meet up some wheree discretly or each others place and get at 'er!...or im...or is this being too up front!!
 C*B*G
Joined: 6/28/2007
Msg: 50
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Posted: 9/1/2007 4:32:48 AM
Looking for a " get some p us s y here" thread are we?
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