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 iceaxe
Joined: 3/13/2008
Msg: 586
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Nice to see limericks resurrected
I shall try not to get infected
by the curse of the isle
but I'll hang here awhile
til the bird's situation is corrected
 iceaxe
Joined: 3/13/2008
Msg: 588
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Limericks...By The Worlds Greatest Poets
Posted: 5/20/2009 9:49:04 AM
I once spent a night with Honey
she thought she was a Playboy Bunny
she wore the funny ears
with tattoos arrears
and her moon made me feel so sunny

Honey was really quite a dear
and funny was the tattoo on her rear
It said ATM on the left bun
with an arrow on the right one
that said place deposit here
 iceaxe
Joined: 3/13/2008
Msg: 589
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Limericks...By The Worlds Greatest Poets
Posted: 5/21/2009 6:01:01 PM
Honey went off to the dollar store
leaving me in the hacienda down by the shore
when she finally returned
I had been spurned
by 3 new men awaiting at the door

she said she'd had a really good time
but she wasn't a one man kind
leaving me all spent
off she went
to blow these other men's mind
 WeAre1
Joined: 3/18/2008
Msg: 590
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Limericks...By The Worlds Greatest Poets
Posted: 5/21/2009 6:16:10 PM
honey thought she was funny
when she went to the beach in the nudist colony
but instead of being totally nude
she strapped on her foot long that looked quite rude
when they said take it off she called their bluff
and adamantly refused

oops....extra line....well, here's one for old times....

there once was a poet and you'd know it
for his numerous lines would so cleverly rhyme
full of compassion but more often written with passion
about many important things of our time
though he masked it well in cotton candy and wine
 WeAre1
Joined: 3/18/2008
Msg: 591
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Limericks...By The Worlds Greatest Poets
Posted: 5/21/2009 11:18:20 PM
there once was a lady named honey
who loved sex as much as a bunny
she'd fall to her knees
begging let me please
her men left feeling much more sunny


thanks rosie for my limerick lesson! i'll keep working on them, for with your help
i know the form now, though my 'lecherousness' could use a bit more practice!
 iceaxe
Joined: 3/13/2008
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Limericks...By The Worlds Greatest Poets
Posted: 5/25/2009 5:10:41 PM
honey liked to ride her horse
but only bare-back of course
like a cattle driver
crossed with Lady Godiva
she rode hard with no remorse
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