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 PosterChild4Ugly
Joined: 12/27/2006
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Honesty’s the Best Policy

A man of The Cloth, named O’Quill
Was savin’ souls up until
______ He was defrocked
______ Chided and mocked
For puttin’ his hands in the till !
 PosterChild4Ugly
Joined: 12/27/2006
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Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/25/2007 5:12:47 AM
Goin’ Home

Okay … with you I’ll have one more beer
For ‘tis to good cheer I adhere
______ Then home I will go
______ But, oh, don’t cha’ know
‘Tis facin’ me spouse that I fear!
 PosterChild4Ugly
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Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/25/2007 6:03:30 AM
My Double Entry!

Oh NO! I’ve entered it … twice
When I know just one would suffice
______ My accident
______ I’d circumvent
But I don’t know how to work this device!
 PosterChild4Ugly
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Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/25/2007 6:13:52 AM
There He Goes

Of others he’d become so ill spoken
That the others’ patience was broken
_______ So they got him back
_______ Got rid of his flack
And banished him out to Hoboken
 PosterChild4Ugly
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Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/25/2007 6:54:10 AM
Can’t Stop

To you readers: “Hey! Hello!”
I just want you to know
______ What I write here
______ May not be clear
But I can’t stop the words as they flow.

Some of them come as a dream
In a steady unstoppable stream
______ So … I make a note
______ Of my dreams’ quote
Then write ‘em here in a theme.

Yes, I know some are dumb
But I write ‘em down as the come
______ Into my head
______ Then they are read
Before my mind becomes numb.
 BeerShark
Joined: 10/5/2006
Msg: 84
Limericks...We're joshin' and jokin' but don't get caught pokin"!
Posted: 1/26/2007 4:54:13 PM
I wish I were a ring
upon my lovers hand
Then every time she washed her a***
I'ld see the promised land
 Echoex
Joined: 12/25/2006
Msg: 181
Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 1/30/2007 5:56:25 AM
When on your death bed
May the room be so filled with friends
That they have to ask you kindly
To leave.
 BeerShark
Joined: 10/5/2006
Msg: 216
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Posted: 1/31/2007 11:44:17 AM
It took a little while, but I came up with a clean, Family oriented,G rated, Child friendly even, Limerick! just don't let it get around. It'll ruin my bad reputation! Where We Go!

Bojangles the cat is a magical cat.
Bojangles the cat can fly!
Bojangles the cat can only fly up.
Bo's lucky his owner can climb!
 BeerShark
Joined: 10/5/2006
Msg: 272
Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 2/2/2007 6:50:30 AM
People may come,and people may go
Some are sweet and some are kind.
But those of you who aren't to nice
Can kiss my fat Behind.
 Brolga
Joined: 8/29/2006
Msg: 282
Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 2/2/2007 5:47:33 PM
Two ladies once moved in and stayed
in Prada boots; high rent they paid!
They searched through their soles
and changed all their goals
to low-cost sedate hippy suede.

(Had to fix it. Needed some more beats.)
 eadiaz
Joined: 1/17/2007
Msg: 293
More Limericks...Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 2/3/2007 2:39:26 PM
wHAT IS YOUR EYE SPY ALL ABOUT....iT DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE TO ME.

dreamer9182
 gainer900
Joined: 8/15/2006
Msg: 330
Irish Limericks, Jokes, Toasts, and Stories
Posted: 2/8/2007 5:26:32 PM
A bird and a stone.
A dog and a bone.
I'm here all alone, on top of my throne.
This day will be mine, i've been given the sign.
To drink all your wine, a quarter past nine.
 gainer900
Joined: 8/15/2006
Msg: 332
Irish Limericks, Jokes, Toasts, and Stories
Posted: 2/8/2007 6:44:31 PM
Hey mr eye, I said with a sigh.
The sty on your eye, makes you look really high.
If you wipe out the sand, from your pineal gland.
My screenname will make more sense why.
 gainer900
Joined: 8/15/2006
Msg: 340
Irish Limericks, Jokes, Toasts, and Stories
Posted: 2/9/2007 12:09:40 PM
To all of the ladies on this forum.
I have a solution to boredom.
At night when you dream,
I'm making you scream.
Save your pillow and chew on some sorghum.
 gainer900
Joined: 8/15/2006
Msg: 342
Irish Limericks, Jokes, Toasts, and Stories
Posted: 2/9/2007 12:18:29 PM
Peltonmj, awakening and eyeguy.
Ronald, hamburglar and fryguy.
You all love fast food,
lets not get misconstrued,
Combo 7 with a supersize frenchfry.
 gainer900
Joined: 8/15/2006
Msg: 345
Irish Limericks, Jokes, Toasts, and Stories
Posted: 2/9/2007 1:12:36 PM
Red nosed clowns, painted frowns,
In the air upside down
On the flying trapeze,
On your knees, gainer please,
In a box with a fox, with some rocks in my socks,
Green eggs and spam, Sam I am just the man.
 gainer900
Joined: 8/15/2006
Msg: 347
Irish Limericks, Jokes, Toasts, and Stories
Posted: 2/9/2007 1:23:45 PM
No im not i just follow my nose,
Cuz your eyes will deceive you when closed.
As im here eating stirfry, replying to eyeguy.
Get out your camera I just struck a pose.
 gainer900
Joined: 8/15/2006
Msg: 349
Irish Limericks, Jokes, Toasts, and Stories
Posted: 2/9/2007 1:33:19 PM
My cookings good, I dont make up this lingo.
Watch mash reruns with mom or play bingo.
As I look on my plate, from the stirfry I ate,
I shouldda replaced the shrimp with some dingo.
 gainer900
Joined: 8/15/2006
Msg: 350
Irish Limericks, Jokes, Toasts, and Stories
Posted: 2/9/2007 1:41:23 PM
lol now what are you high on mr eyeball
Stay away from the storm and its eyewall
Its laced with some drugs, you'll let guys give you hugs.
And you'll start lighting up menthol pallmalls.
 gainer900
Joined: 8/15/2006
Msg: 353
Irish Limericks, Jokes, Toasts, and Stories
Posted: 2/9/2007 1:49:50 PM
Id rather get pinched in the buttocks,
Then be green all day like a sickguy with smallpox.
If minime was a leprechaun,
Then so was dom perignon.
Drinking champagne straight from the bottle on the rocks
 gainer900
Joined: 8/15/2006
Msg: 357
Irish Limericks, Jokes, Toasts, and Stories
Posted: 2/9/2007 1:57:39 PM
*hands mr eyeguy some cleareyes*
Ben stein tells you it works and he dont lie.
He'll take all your money and thats really funny,
Then you'll be left with nothing but byebyes.
 gainer900
Joined: 8/15/2006
Msg: 359
Irish Limericks, Jokes, Toasts, and Stories
Posted: 2/9/2007 2:07:04 PM
No by jingo is funny I admit,
Its a word that just dont rhyme with sh!t,
To use that in a phrase, or in various ways,
Makes me want to just play with my tit.
 gainer900
Joined: 8/15/2006
Msg: 361
Irish Limericks, Jokes, Toasts, and Stories
Posted: 2/9/2007 2:31:29 PM
Its good times and a giggle or two,
9 or 10, big fat hen, chicken stew.
When old mother hubbard, got lost in her cubbard,
I had to call our limerick crew.
 gainer900
Joined: 8/15/2006
Msg: 383
Irish Limericks, Jokes, Toasts, and Stories
Posted: 2/10/2007 12:54:53 PM
Im Gainer and ill be your plummer.
If you buy me a new shiny hummer.
I will grease all your pipes,
and ill do it just right,
if not you might have to wait till the summer.
 gainer900
Joined: 8/15/2006
Msg: 384
Irish Limericks, Jokes, Toasts, and Stories
Posted: 2/10/2007 1:00:14 PM
Is your new friend awakenings carebear?
Walking around her house in his white underwear?
Hes a pimp in the day, and at night he is gay,
Pull his finger and help care bear stare!
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