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 Brizo
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I will talk if that is your wish
but avoid conversing with fish
I'm a sexless mystic
and closet sadistic
you don't want to uncover the dish
 Brizo
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Posted: 2/13/2007 10:24:51 PM
Ravin I was just joking
on the "ish" thing I was choking
I went throught the letter
couldn't find nothing better
I finally gave up on looking
 Brizo
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Posted: 2/13/2007 10:32:34 PM
and then there's my buddy ravin
whose poetry sometimes I'm cravin
she expresses so well
that she does excel
sometimes her words are a haven
 Brizo
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Posted: 2/13/2007 10:38:11 PM
I put my dogs food in a can
when I tried to fill up their pan
the can had been drifted
and couldn't be sifted
I guess there's tomorrow - Oh man!
 Brizo
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Posted: 2/13/2007 10:51:23 PM
I hope your daughter is safe
I know at the window you chafe
she'll get home all right
and you'll say goodnight
and go tuck in your little waif
 Brizo
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Posted: 2/13/2007 11:02:55 PM
Ive learned not to deny what's inside
because from yourself you can't hide
that voice just keeps speaking
for truth to be seeking
because you know someone has lied
 Brizo
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Posted: 2/13/2007 11:20:39 PM
come back Mr man with an eye
I know it was a smartass reply
I was trying to rhyme
and killing some time
I'm sure you're a really cool guy
 Brizo
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Posted: 2/13/2007 11:30:59 PM
well Ravin, I'm saying goodnight
I should get up with the light
hope your girl made it home
from her snowbound roam
and now you are hugging her tight
 Brizo
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Posted: 2/14/2007 11:05:00 AM
Things are looking up over here
the food can I finally cleared
so my dogs they can eat
and I'll throw in a treat
for surviving the snow of the year

I have drifts that are several feet high
I sink into way over my thigh
now I have to shovel
my countrified hovel
so I can give Bryan a try

I was glad to see my cats
I didn't know where they was ats
I saw one last night
but the yard was a fright
and I'm crazy 'bout my feline brats

my neighbor just plowed out my drive
and came over to see I'm alive
he wouldn't take pay
as he cleared me a way
my faith in mankind is revived

he was unusually kind
without him I'd be in a bind
I'm glad he and his wife
have come into my life
cause they are one hell of a find
 gainer900
Joined: 8/15/2006
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Posted: 2/14/2007 1:20:53 PM
Round and round and round we go,
Grab your partner do-sie-so!
Toss em, spin em, round your knee,
Smack that baby, make em pee!
If you danced to my song,
then take another hit from your bong,
with richard simmons in an edible thong.
 gainer900
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Posted: 2/14/2007 1:22:31 PM
and for those that say nothing rhymes with orange....

There once lived the orangeatang,
He drove a neon orange mustang,
His car went really fast,
and he thought he was badass,
so he joined the orangutang gang.
 Brizo
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Posted: 2/14/2007 2:53:00 PM
^^^^

Oh you vile, beastly man
where is my frying pan?
you gave me a chuckle
with your little muckle
you've got yourself a fan

so when are we going to pee?
 gainer900
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Posted: 2/14/2007 3:14:18 PM
Har! Was a quote from the movie labyrinth.

Anyway, what a day, if youre gay, eat some hay,
Thats what I say, get a lei, ok?, ask if you may,
comb my hair, in your underwear,
please dont stare, with a glare,
look the other way, toward the ray, or you'll pay.
 gainer900
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Posted: 2/14/2007 3:16:42 PM
Man that was crazy,
Said yours truly while he was being lazy,
Laying in bed, typing on the puter,
My aching head, time to reboot her,
The blurry screen getting hazy.
 gainer900
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Posted: 2/14/2007 3:27:07 PM
There once was a guy from iran,
He was running as fast as he can...

There once was a guy from iraq,
He got chased by iran running back...

Damn I cant quite finish this riddle,
it goes something like hey diddle diddle...
 gainer900
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Posted: 2/14/2007 3:27:32 PM
There once was a guy from iran,
He was running as fast as he can...

There once was a guy from iraq,
He got chased by iran running back...

Damn I cant quite finish this riddle,
it goes something like hey diddle diddle...
 gainer900
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Posted: 2/14/2007 3:36:51 PM
Oh damn the latency and lag,
Double posts make me wanna sag,
I didnt mean to do that,
I swear im not an asshat,
Ill hide in this brown paper bag.
 gainer900
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Msg: 93
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Posted: 2/14/2007 3:47:56 PM
Hey brizo, my grizzo,
Can you shizzo my nizzo?
Snoop dog wears a raincoat,
Fo drizzle, my scapegoat,
Hows that for a rizzo?
 gainer900
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Msg: 94
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Posted: 2/14/2007 3:51:14 PM
Hey ebqdae,
ipsnay on the oonpay,
pig latin has its quirks,
but i forgot how it works,
ipnoggin, shlepay, on the iffinay.
 gainer900
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Posted: 2/14/2007 4:40:30 PM
Hey peltonmj,
how u doing this wednesday?
Happy valentines day,
Next month is my bday,
I was born easter sunday.
 Brizo
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Posted: 2/15/2007 3:09:42 PM
I'd like to give hell to the county
for breaking my mailbox mounty
my Dark Tower installment
I am under enthrallment
thanks to Stephen King's mental bounty
 gainer900
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Posted: 2/16/2007 1:34:02 PM
Im done eating dingo by jingo,
I've moved on to purple flamingo,
It tastes just like chicken,
Its not finger licken,
It melts in your mouth like my lingo.
 gainer900
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Posted: 2/16/2007 5:46:58 PM
I just dont know what to write,
I just dont have the right,
or religiously the rite,
to write in black and white,
nor am i right tonight,
to turn this rite to light.
 Brizo
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Posted: 2/16/2007 6:48:42 PM
there was a gal with two legs
who came in to play with the wags
they made fun of her gams
the bunch of great hams
she'd show em her butt, but it sags
 Brizo
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Posted: 2/16/2007 7:42:17 PM
there once was a guy with an eye
he made the girls giggle and sigh
he was very witty
and could write a nice ditty
the man could compose on the fly

awww, I almost felt bad after that last one....
had to make it up to ya....
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