Obviously it doesn't work too well or quantum physicists would all be dreamin up an island full a hotties with a cold beer in each hand and no more quantum physics would be gettin done
Actually, quantum physicists would probably be far more likely to be dreamin up a computer with a photon based core design and lifetimes totally free unlimited download terabit internet speeds accompanied with free passwords to all porn sites and an unlimited supply of kleenexs
If thought can affect subatomic particles though it would mean that sub atomic particles might also be able to alter thought too which could explain several things like mass hallucinations, group thinking and collective consciousness and perhaps many things that are classed as "supernatural" with our current lack of scientific knowledge
Heck, maybe this is what led to the myths and legends of alchemy and magic and we're only just rediscovering the mechanisms that made them possible
Pick a muon, any muon but dont tell me which one, now I'll shuffle them and.......