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 Matt0015
Joined: 5/11/2005
Msg: 25
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I swear to drunk i'm not god!
 AngelicPassion
Joined: 2/25/2005
Msg: 28
The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 5/31/2005 2:07:17 AM
To dream of the person you wish to be is to waste the person you are...

Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; it becomes your Destiny...
 moseshoward
Joined: 5/17/2005
Msg: 30
The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 6/2/2005 7:07:57 AM
Often wrong, never in doubt

I pity those that do not drink, cause when they wake up in the morning, that's the best they're gonna feel all day........LBJ

If at first you don't suceed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed.....Curley Howard

Friends don't let friends fish drunk

and my all time favorite:

Life is like a poop sandwich, the more bread ya got, the less poop ya have to eat
 dietcola
Joined: 7/15/2004
Msg: 34
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The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 6/2/2005 9:43:13 PM
always keep it****d and loaded
 beachinbabe
Joined: 12/14/2004
Msg: 35
The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 6/3/2005 4:01:06 AM
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Champagne in one hand- strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up. totally worn out and screaming WOO HOO ~~~ What a Ride!!
 americangentleman
Joined: 5/11/2005
Msg: 39
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The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 6/5/2005 3:05:57 AM
From Al Bundy:

It's not cheating unless your caught!
 beachinbabe
Joined: 12/14/2004
Msg: 43
The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 6/10/2005 4:40:31 AM
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Champagne in one hand- strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up. totally worn out and screaming WOO HOO ~~~ What a Ride!!
 WeekendHuntressKatelynn21
Joined: 3/25/2005
Msg: 44
The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 6/10/2005 7:34:38 PM
I love me! I am so great! Would you love me too? I think SO!

My own personal motto

lol
 justskippingstones
Joined: 10/26/2004
Msg: 47

Posted: 6/18/2005 8:08:57 AM
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West

 MasterBart
Joined: 6/20/2004
Msg: 50
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The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 6/18/2005 5:21:23 PM
My REAL #1 motto is

WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING STUPID, DON'T GET CAUGHT.

I also like
"The fastest way to a woman's heart is through the rib cage."

(Bumper sticker)
"I brake for... oh sh*t, NO BRAKES!"
 snorkeler
Joined: 6/12/2005
Msg: 51
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The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 6/19/2005 9:50:41 PM
2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 lefts do.

don't drink water fish f*ck in it...WCfeilds

Eat Drink and Don't Mary
 NittanyLion
Joined: 2/19/2005
Msg: 52
The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 6/26/2005 8:24:23 PM
A dog is a dog unless he's facing you. Then he's Mr. Dog. ~unidentified Haitian farmer.
 Ryangigs436
Joined: 4/23/2006
Msg: 65
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The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 4/28/2006 9:07:50 PM
If at first you don't succeed, Skydiving is not for you!
 startagain
Joined: 4/27/2005
Msg: 66
The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 4/29/2006 3:34:27 AM
YOU NEVER KNOW TILL YOU TRY OR ASK.
 RoamingCapt
Joined: 11/18/2006
Msg: 71
The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 12/16/2006 3:22:34 AM
Okay, my real one:

You don't fail if you fall, you fail if you don't get up again.

Funny ones:

A good girl is hard to find a bad girl is hard to resist.
If the dove is the bird of love, what's the bird of true love? The swallow.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into walls.
Friends are like condoms, they protect us when things get hard.
The only fool bigger than the one who thinks he knows it all is the one who argues with him .
 teddybear1981
Joined: 8/22/2006
Msg: 73
The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 1/5/2007 8:40:06 PM
There's too much blood in my alcohol system.
 teddybear1981
Joined: 8/22/2006
Msg: 74
The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 1/5/2007 8:40:36 PM
I would if I could,but I can't so I won't.
 teddybear1981
Joined: 8/22/2006
Msg: 82
The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 1/7/2007 2:23:08 PM
There's no "I" in "team",but there's a "me".
 wndmanitou
Joined: 12/6/2006
Msg: 84
The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 1/8/2007 12:22:57 PM
BUMPER STICKER ON MY CAR, SMILE GOD LOVES YOU...........everybody else thinnks you're an ***hole
 wndmanitou
Joined: 12/6/2006
Msg: 85
The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 1/8/2007 12:25:30 PM
Never carry your pills in the same pocket your change is in,I once swallowed two dollars and fifty nine cents.
 teddybear1981
Joined: 8/22/2006
Msg: 90
The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 1/9/2007 8:38:12 AM
The universal question is "why"and the universal answer is "because".
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