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 Cdn_Iceman
Joined: 12/1/2010
Msg: 326
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beerPage 14 of 17    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17)
Did I ever tell you the story of the my neighbor the mime, and how he went ballistic on me and he tried to shoot me with his silencer because I played a blank CD at full blast?
 TDH49
Joined: 8/13/2010
Msg: 327
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 2/25/2011 6:35:34 AM

Did I ever tell you the story of the my neighbor the mime, and how he went ballistic on me and he tried to shoot me with his silencer because I played a blank CD at full blast?


I think I may have read something about your dispute with your mime neighbour before.
 Whatisnewwithyou
Joined: 1/25/2011
Msg: 328
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 2/25/2011 8:34:41 AM
"All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer"

and then you wake up....
 ForeverLong
Joined: 11/22/2007
Msg: 329
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 2/25/2011 2:15:51 PM
The same kind of thing happened to me, absolotely true, everything but watching sports. I'm not complaining because we didn't watch sports. I felt so used....for years.
Then it came to end like most things, but not because of the porn, sex or beer.
 PittsburghVixen
Joined: 6/27/2009
Msg: 330
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 2/25/2011 5:50:50 PM
The first post from way back when was tooooo funny...but from the subsequent posts, it seems that not very many PoFers have a well-developed sense of sarcasm or irony, or even a sense of humor in general. ~sigh~

 ForeverLong
Joined: 11/22/2007
Msg: 331
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 2/25/2011 8:47:12 PM
From reading the first page the posting was just for fun. Lots of things seem funny or great at first, then you experience it too many times and it slowly loses it's novelty. That's one reason couples break up. Didn't happen in my case and it went on for years, not making this up, it was something else that ended it. I think this is what Charlie Sheen is all about, but I'm no Charley Sheen....This was probably a one time thrill ride for me. I could be up for another similar long term experience. I know I might be a sick man, so don't hate me!
 Natgoat
Joined: 3/24/2011
Msg: 332
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/24/2011 9:51:18 AM
My 1st reaction was...: 'All _SHE_ wants to do.....?"
2nd reaction...: 'A-w-w-w-w-wwww...Poo' Puddy...!!!'
3rd reaction...: 'Can I be your best friend..??'
G-Zeus, man!!! Don't you know ~Heaven~ when you see it..??
I'm looking for a Relationship, too...but if I get a ~Gift Horse~, I'm not gonna hitch a plow to it for a test-drive..!!
I'm gonna Ride It..!!
 charlie_girl_2
Joined: 1/2/2010
Msg: 333
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/24/2011 10:40:19 AM
OMG! Too funny! I recognized the poster from the beginning and evidently others did too. Boy, I sure do miss that man and his great humor. Told the best dag-gone-tall-dating-tales ever and would keep people believing him as real and others laughing out loud -- for pages and pages. We could use more of him, but alas, I think he's gone.

Miss ya, T.
 Cdn_Iceman
Joined: 12/1/2010
Msg: 334
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/24/2011 10:44:53 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ahhh no he's here as TDH 49, or as they say in Hollywood He's backkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
 skydive632
Joined: 4/22/2011
Msg: 335
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/24/2011 2:20:50 PM
And yur complaining!?!?!?????
If y that unhappy send her my way.... lol lol
Alote of people would love that.
 Yew4ics
Joined: 9/30/2010
Msg: 336
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/24/2011 3:30:44 PM
" no spooning"
Very good TD.
 Natgoat
Joined: 3/24/2011
Msg: 337
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/24/2011 7:36:14 PM
As the Captain said in *JAWS*...:
"I'll drink to yer Leg..!!"
 cjcgirl
Joined: 5/21/2011
Msg: 338
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/24/2011 7:47:24 PM
Seriously, why would you waste our time on this bunch of crap. You sound like a fool. Get yourself some help. I actually feel bad for you in the sense that you are so desperate for attention that you would write this!
 Island home
Joined: 7/5/2009
Msg: 339
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/24/2011 11:09:32 PM
On your next anniversary get her a library card this may help broaden her interests
 Yew4ics
Joined: 9/30/2010
Msg: 340
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/25/2011 12:39:44 AM

Seriously, why would you waste our time on this bunch of crap. You sound like a fool. Get yourself some help. I actually feel bad for you in the sense that you are so desperate for attention that you would write this!


Whoosh..right over your head.



On your next anniversary get her a library card this may help broaden her interests


Another WHOOSH...
 Island home
Joined: 7/5/2009
Msg: 341
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/25/2011 12:46:01 AM

Another WHOOSH...

See your whoosh
raise you another tongue in cheek whoosh
 WinstonDoubtfire
Joined: 7/29/2009
Msg: 343
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/25/2011 5:56:46 AM
I would have asked her to invite more of her friends over and proclaimed "We're gonna need a bigger boat..."

meep!meep!
WHOOSH!!!!
 Natgoat
Joined: 3/24/2011
Msg: 344
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/25/2011 9:51:24 AM
"I'll drink to yer Leg!!"
~again~
...
...
*W O O O O S H...!!!*
 WinstonDoubtfire
Joined: 7/29/2009
Msg: 345
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/25/2011 10:19:09 AM
"Come on Chief, this isn't no boy scout picnic. See ya' got ya' rubbers! "
...

WHOOSH
 ForeverLong
Joined: 11/22/2007
Msg: 346
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/25/2011 4:34:27 PM
He closed his account, he is so busy doing fun activities.
 ted61
Joined: 2/12/2009
Msg: 347
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/26/2011 6:07:45 AM
Since this is obviously a joke, I may as well add mine. You know what man's idea of the perfect women is? A beautiful rich, tall, slim, blonde nyphomaniac who owns a beer distributorship!
 alphapete
Joined: 8/2/2012
Msg: 348
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 8/29/2012 12:53:39 AM
play an have fun. do all the stuff you havent been allowed to do with other women.
 2hotcougar
Joined: 3/29/2011
Msg: 349
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 8/29/2012 2:35:17 PM
i wood dump you in a heart beat i dont like vanilla sex and sweetie you are just plain vanilla but maybe you need to try church camp for a girl friend
 robin30523
Joined: 5/24/2012
Msg: 350
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 9/1/2012 8:47:22 PM
that a dream to come true for me
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