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 Confident247
Joined: 1/1/2009
Msg: 326
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beerPage 14 of 17    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17)
OP,
Are we suppose to feel sorry for you or to bow down and worship you, lol.
 HSV2GUY40
Joined: 4/27/2008
Msg: 327
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/5/2009 7:27:58 PM
Dear Penthouse Forums...... I met the woman of every man's dreams
 parklabrea
Joined: 1/4/2009
Msg: 328
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/5/2009 11:13:06 PM
I would lock the doors and tell the girls that they have 25 years to stop that or you'll call the authorities. But I do understand, it's difficult when a woman only loves you for your body. I get a lot of that. Thanks for sharing your male fantasy with us. You fired up all the male imaginations. I may have to take a shower.
 Some random name
Joined: 1/19/2009
Msg: 329
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/5/2009 11:24:02 PM
You have a girl who acts out porn ,drinks beer, watches sports and then actually admitted to the online world that you cry yourself to sleep at night over this???????????Maybe youre the one who should be wearing the skirt!!
 ZenBeth
Joined: 2/23/2009
Msg: 330
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/5/2009 11:32:01 PM
Ok, its late and I am taking a break and wanted something funny to read, and this made me laugh so dang hard.
 Positively Optimistic
Joined: 1/21/2008
Msg: 331
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/6/2009 11:43:51 AM
Two years, over 28000 views, 14 pages. Kudos to you, OP, wherever you are!

I have noticed the further one reads into the thread, the more people believe he is attempting seriousness.

OP states, very clearly, on page 1 of the thread this is a joke. Part of the hilarity is reading the subsequent posts.

This totally made my day!
 xzanthius
Joined: 9/28/2004
Msg: 332
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/6/2009 12:53:30 PM
Just goes to show how men and women are basically different cultures doesn't it? Very funny.
 mostachrides
Joined: 9/7/2005
Msg: 333
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/9/2009 11:05:21 AM
All I wanna know is,,, does she have a sister?
 pitbull021
Joined: 2/15/2009
Msg: 334
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/9/2009 12:17:58 PM
shit we need to date
 dcowser
Joined: 1/24/2009
Msg: 335
porn and sex
Posted: 3/12/2009 12:14:53 AM
please ....r u kidding me .. just enjoy it while it last..cause if u do get into a relationship..the sex will be gone ..and then you'll wonder what happened to the sex freak ..lol ..go with it big boy ..
 comicalguy
Joined: 8/17/2007
Msg: 336
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/12/2009 12:48:36 AM
More commitment? Couple of things you could do. Loan her your car, get a bigger TV, keep the beer really cold, don't nag, don't ask a bunch of questions, loan her some money, set her up with some of your friends, and subscribe to all the sports and porn channels. She will be very committed to you.
 caissonqueen
Joined: 10/6/2008
Msg: 337
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/12/2009 8:41:08 AM
Bravo tdh bravo! The original post is hilarious and the following pages with serious replies takes the cake.
 scorpion615
Joined: 1/9/2009
Msg: 338
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/13/2009 2:33:40 PM
sounds like a dream come true.so if you want to get rid of her.bring her to me and let me fuc* her just one time.then she wont want you anymore. :
 mike919293949596
Joined: 2/2/2009
Msg: 339
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/18/2009 7:50:21 PM
I remember this thread two years ago.I doubt they are still together
 itsmeaaron
Joined: 4/2/2007
Msg: 340
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/18/2009 8:08:27 PM
sounds perfect to me.
 noahbuck
Joined: 4/19/2008
Msg: 341
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/25/2009 9:46:20 PM
wow who is she and can i meet her? shes most mens deream girl, beautiful,sexual, willing to do threesomes, watch porn what could you find wrong with this? i cannot believe you have a problem with this you sound like a catholic school teacher who thinks sex is dirty not beautiful. damn let me meet her please
 Bored_Lurker
Joined: 9/10/2008
Msg: 342
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/26/2009 6:20:59 AM
dude i wouldn't worry about anything other then stds with that chick
 darkandmoody
Joined: 1/12/2009
Msg: 343
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/26/2009 9:27:55 AM
Yeh < i would say this is the gayest, whiniest bs i have heard on here and it's not even funny. i dont see how it didnt get deleted..dont quit your day job you little ****. Lmao.
I can't believe you would expect serious answers either..ugh.
 supermanb182
Joined: 3/5/2009
Msg: 344
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/26/2009 9:54:00 AM
That's just not right! What's her name and number? I'll fix her for you, don't worry....
 tigershark7778
Joined: 3/18/2009
Msg: 345
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/26/2009 10:15:37 AM
You're obviously in hell right now aren't you?
 TDH49
Joined: 8/13/2010
Msg: 346
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 2/25/2011 6:02:24 AM

You're obviously in hell right now aren't you?


 LiliMarleen
Joined: 5/24/2009
Msg: 347
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 2/25/2011 6:04:40 AM
Haha, I think you have entirely too much time on your hands.

Take a nap, you'll need it. ;)
 Cdn_Iceman
Joined: 12/1/2010
Msg: 348
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 2/25/2011 6:33:02 AM
Did I ever tell you the story of the my neighbor the mime, and how he went ballistic on me and he tried to shoot me with his silencer because I played a blank CD at full blast?
 TDH49
Joined: 8/13/2010
Msg: 349
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 2/25/2011 6:35:34 AM

Did I ever tell you the story of the my neighbor the mime, and how he went ballistic on me and he tried to shoot me with his silencer because I played a blank CD at full blast?


I think I may have read something about your dispute with your mime neighbour before.
 Whatisnewwithyou
Joined: 1/25/2011
Msg: 350
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 2/25/2011 8:34:41 AM
"All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer"

and then you wake up....
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