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 Island home
Joined: 7/5/2009
Msg: 139
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On your next anniversary get her a library card this may help broaden her interests
 Yew4ics
Joined: 9/30/2010
Msg: 140
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/25/2011 12:39:44 AM

Seriously, why would you waste our time on this bunch of crap. You sound like a fool. Get yourself some help. I actually feel bad for you in the sense that you are so desperate for attention that you would write this!


Whoosh..right over your head.



On your next anniversary get her a library card this may help broaden her interests


Another WHOOSH...
 Island home
Joined: 7/5/2009
Msg: 141
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/25/2011 12:46:01 AM

Another WHOOSH...

See your whoosh
raise you another tongue in cheek whoosh
 Natgoat
Joined: 3/24/2011
Msg: 143
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/25/2011 9:51:24 AM
"I'll drink to yer Leg!!"
~again~
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*W O O O O S H...!!!*
 ForeverLong
Joined: 11/22/2007
Msg: 144
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/25/2011 4:34:27 PM
He closed his account, he is so busy doing fun activities.
 ted61
Joined: 2/12/2009
Msg: 145
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/26/2011 6:07:45 AM
Since this is obviously a joke, I may as well add mine. You know what man's idea of the perfect women is? A beautiful rich, tall, slim, blonde nyphomaniac who owns a beer distributorship!
 alphapete
Joined: 8/2/2012
Msg: 146
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 8/29/2012 12:53:39 AM
play an have fun. do all the stuff you havent been allowed to do with other women.
 2hotcougar
Joined: 3/29/2011
Msg: 147
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 8/29/2012 2:35:17 PM
i wood dump you in a heart beat i dont like vanilla sex and sweetie you are just plain vanilla but maybe you need to try church camp for a girl friend
 GWSmith
Joined: 12/18/2008
Msg: 148
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 9/1/2012 9:55:16 PM
This has to be a troll OP...
 GWSmith
Joined: 12/18/2008
Msg: 149
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 9/1/2012 9:57:42 PM
@Ted61

I would prefer a rum distillery
 bilby886
Joined: 7/19/2007
Msg: 150
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 9/6/2012 6:29:20 AM
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer


shall thou not bring this treasure unto my castle and end my lonely torment?

God some guys will complain when they have everything! and she's probably rich and generous too!

Don't be a fool man! Follow Gods blessing and marry the ****!

to say keeper is an understatement
 snowstorm22
Joined: 4/22/2012
Msg: 151
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 9/6/2012 10:33:13 AM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sounds like the perfect woman
so whats the complaint really???
i love watching porn with a s/o
and really really gets me going
turns me on. sex and beer? perfection.
and sports? seriously!!!!
 MakeUTingle
Joined: 5/8/2010
Msg: 152
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 9/6/2012 3:19:12 PM
The solution to the OP's "problem" was quite simple: just do what she tells you to do.
 funguy922
Joined: 5/13/2012
Msg: 153
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 9/6/2012 3:36:29 PM
this guy is full of it......he is just describing the weak plot of the porn movie he is watching
 skylas81
Joined: 8/19/2011
Msg: 154
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 9/19/2012 6:35:03 PM
Fungai is funny lol!
 one777
Joined: 6/3/2012
Msg: 155
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 9/19/2012 7:20:56 PM
I'm not sure if this is a joke or not but in a way it's humorous...not laughing at your expense but usually it's the other way around...you know the girl getting this type of treatment. Same rules apply in my opinion which you can take or leave, WHY would you want to take it to the next level with someone who has no respect for YOU or Herself? I say time to same good bye!
 Dolphina
Joined: 6/10/2012
Msg: 156
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 9/20/2012 5:22:26 AM
Well this is novel. A guy feeling used by a girl who just wants to have sex, watch porn and drink beer! And he feels used. I know that feeling pretty well as a woman used by a man (who just wanted sex, watch porn and drink beer).

Question is, why does the OP want some kind of commitment with this women? I'd run for the hills, if I was in his position.

Wait, the OP's left the room...
 dartmouthjames
Joined: 1/16/2011
Msg: 157
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 9/20/2012 9:57:48 AM
Threads like these are great not just because they can be funny, but because they help people who didn't get it to re-evaluate their lives. Everyone here who posted something that made it clear they didn't get it eventually realized the joke, took a moment to wallow in shame of being so devoid of substance, and are now that much more aware of their inadaquacies and are that much closer to self-improvement. Plus they amuse me. Good post.
 deerdog1
Joined: 12/29/2006
Msg: 158
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 9/20/2012 10:08:23 AM
^^^^ you mean this was a joke ..OMG i thought there finally was someone else I could relate to
 NCnavetG8r
Joined: 9/7/2012
Msg: 159
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 9/20/2012 10:44:18 AM
It was a joke almost 6 years ago. The fact that it's still getting bumped makes it a Legend!
 gentleplus
Joined: 9/8/2008
Msg: 160
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 9/20/2012 11:29:48 AM
tdh is a known bunny boiler on this site ... check the history of the posts.... very smart guy... always stirs the pot....LOL
 sports_coach
Joined: 9/26/2011
Msg: 161
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 9/21/2012 12:16:24 PM
Send her to me!!!!
 1388SmartBlonde
Joined: 5/15/2011
Msg: 162
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 9/21/2012 4:16:46 PM
Damn...he outted me...lol!

Well, back to Hooters to find my next boy-toy booty call....
 NOCLOWNING
Joined: 7/21/2010
Msg: 163
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 9/22/2012 9:39:01 AM
That Wh*re!!! LOL. This is funny as h*ll!!!
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