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 WokkaWokka
Joined: 12/5/2005
Msg: 26
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nicely done.
I cracked when i read the threads from a few women who took you seriously
 *mandrake*
Joined: 9/19/2006
Msg: 27
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/27/2007 3:11:48 PM
TDH46...you been hangin out with Veedub lately?? Taking lessons from him? I can't believe how many fell for that! I was going to invite myself over to your place for supper!!
 PhilMeUpBaby
Joined: 3/9/2007
Msg: 28
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Posted: 3/27/2007 10:16:10 PM
I actually go through the same traumatic experience as OP every night.

But, then I wake up, and my life is back to normal. Darn.
 tdh46
Joined: 1/7/2007
Msg: 29
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Posted: 3/28/2007 5:34:34 AM
it's every mans dream don't you think?
 Leeanne
Joined: 10/14/2005
Msg: 30
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Posted: 3/28/2007 5:51:45 AM
No Joke - I actually had a relationship with a guy like this - I was that girl - he was just a sex machine and I couldn't help but behave that way - he made me crazy horny and it was the best sex I have had in my life!!! Soooooooooo Yummy!!!
 fungai
Joined: 11/22/2006
Msg: 31
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Posted: 3/29/2007 3:13:01 PM
WOW well over 3000 views on this thread, I guess sex sells, nice fun thread tdh46, fun reading the responses altho it's really hard to believe how some people really really didn't get it and some were quite angry over this thread. Can you imaging having a discussion with some of these people in real life, it's a scary world out there.
 tdh46
Joined: 1/7/2007
Msg: 32
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/30/2007 7:37:36 AM
Funny thing about humor it's very subjective.....Alot of people find Will Ferrell very funny but i have yet to even crack a smile while watching one of his movies...Does that mean that everyone that likes him are idiots, of course not.

homor as with beauty or anything else is all about personal choice. I have a choice with Will Ferrell movies and i would never go see one even if it's free.

Same with the forums, we have choices with the threads we read and respond to. If i see a thread that does not interest me, i will skip over it and move on. One thing i will never do is stop long enough to write a snide comment about the interlect of the posters in said thread.

There is and should be freedom of speech in the forums , but i think the original intent was to stir debate. Some of us have missed that point and is using the forums as a place to insult others in an attempt to make ourselves look superior. I myself have been guilty of this at some point, for that i am truly sorry. When we do this it reflect on us in a way that's anything but positive.

Tellureyestostop. Nice to know i am not the only one dreaming big. great story, but you did take the ring before kicking the nut to the curb right?
 tdh46
Joined: 1/7/2007
Msg: 33
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Posted: 3/30/2007 8:59:51 PM
Read the thread Jerry before you post.
 acgoat
Joined: 8/8/2005
Msg: 34
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/31/2007 4:56:31 AM
Must be bragging, or he is a [sensitive] guy
if the post is for real, she already told you effectively, just sex
 tdh46
Joined: 1/7/2007
Msg: 35
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Posted: 3/31/2007 7:02:51 AM
Yes Regina25 it's a joke, if you had bothered to read the rest of the thread you would have seen this fact, actually if you had even bothered to read the post above yours, you would have known this fact.

But then you would have no reason for your snide comment now would you? but thanks for your input just the same.
 tdh46
Joined: 1/7/2007
Msg: 36
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Posted: 4/1/2007 7:50:04 AM
Lost Angel i wonder if i would have fooled more people if i had posted my story today?
I figured someone like you would get it and appreciate it for what it is...Just a joke.


Why do you think some people posters too my story so personal? I think maybe it's because my story is alot of guys fantasy, and making fun of it is somehow offensive to them. Hence the "what are you gay " comments
 Gentleman_Joel
Joined: 11/17/2006
Msg: 37
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Posted: 4/1/2007 8:11:01 AM
I thought he was serious until the crying himself asleep part rofl

Ahhh satire at its finest...
 maxpower671
Joined: 3/15/2007
Msg: 38
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Posted: 4/2/2007 7:23:39 PM
dude, there is no doubt you are being played. there is no chance of commitment. this hooters girl doesn't give a hoot about your needs or feelings. i'm not saying all hooters girls are like this, she is likely just a bad apple. she is definitely using you for her gratification.

you need to escape the clutches of this manipulator and i can't stress enough you must do it now. if you continue to live with this girl, you will only be enabling her. the sooner you get rid of this girl, the sooner she will be someone else's problem.

your healing cannot happen until you make this difficult decision and no doubt you have done considerable soul searching. i can feel your pain and your life must be a living hell filled with self doubt and a lack of self respect. the odds of rehabilitating her are zero, she is truly dysfunctional.

don't wait another minute, do it now. don't wait until it's too late and you're another broken spirit, lost, and pushing a shopping cart. hang in there and be strong brother, we're all in this together. chalk it up as another life lesson and move on, hold your chin up!
 southernhighlander
Joined: 3/30/2007
Msg: 39
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Posted: 4/3/2007 1:10:19 AM
dam man and you are complaining about her wanting to watch porn and do it better than the pornstars.
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 40
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Posted: 4/3/2007 1:24:57 AM
I had the exact same problem not that long ago........and then I woke up and realised it was just a dream LOL!
 tdh46
Joined: 1/7/2007
Msg: 41
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Posted: 4/3/2007 11:34:01 AM
Thanks Daddybgood. I have done my job if most people gets it
 sandy9842
Joined: 11/4/2006
Msg: 42
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Posted: 4/3/2007 12:43:13 PM
Your in luck, my lady friend has taken off her clothes in over four years.
Maybe we should switch our friends and both of us would be for the better
for it
sandy9842
 tdh46
Joined: 1/7/2007
Msg: 43
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Posted: 4/3/2007 4:27:04 PM
I think i get where you are coming from Sandy, that's not a bad idea
 Witchypoo
Joined: 9/17/2005
Msg: 44
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 4/3/2007 5:24:16 PM
Ah TDH......... poor baby, you've been relagated to booty call status. I bet that hurts......................























OH SO GOOD!!!!! lolololol
You are too much and this was pretty dang funny.

:))
Witchy
 badbadgirl
Joined: 7/15/2006
Msg: 45
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 4/3/2007 6:06:31 PM
lmaooo funny joke thread.


quote:Halfway through the movie she wanted to play a game she called " Anything a porn star or gymnast can do i can do better" needless to stay the rest of the evening was spent doing things that made me feel cheap and used.

 cute_thang1
Joined: 2/13/2007
Msg: 46
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 4/3/2007 7:59:42 PM
HA HA HA HA LMAO LMAO Nice one!! Gotta keep tracking this to see how many others will continue to take this seriously...
 AustralianMade
Joined: 1/26/2007
Msg: 47
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Posted: 4/14/2007 10:37:44 PM
Well it seems the slide of moral decline is pandemic. So many broken men litter the gutters of our gratuitous culture. I have been similarly demeaned as a woman I took in a union that i thought would demand a commitment turned out to be using me for her sexual gratification. I looked for the soul tie and all the while it seems she was down the pub boasting to her mates about her sexual prowess. I accepted that her role as "raunchy girl", would have seen her slightly more liberal in her approach to intamacy, but I felt sure that if we connected in that intimate soulful way she would see that her wandering was soul destroying.

She still visits me much as TDH46 discribed and each time I engage the liason in the hope that she will recognise the connection that I know we share. You know when I describe my experience and express my pain from these encounters to my friends over a drink they can't see my problem. Indeed they grin and offer shallow rhetorical advicee not unlike some of the respondents in this thread.

Fortunately tho there are some in this forum that engage the issue more deeply and with the empathy it deserves. I read intently the advice of one respondent recommending TDH46 abandon his relationship as this woman is beyond redemption. I wrestle with the notion as whilst this may be true I need to believe that we are all Gods creatures and redemption is available to all. So I find myself sobing into my pillow, but dutyfully I maintain the union on her terms hoping that I might play some small role in her reform, that we may live happy and fullfilled lives together.

So maybe to get the support notion started from one side of the world to the other: TDH46, I ache with you mate (and all the other brothers subjected to the same abuse) I think we are duty bound to press forward and fight the good fight. Wear your white hat proud. I think our ladies should be able leave their hats on too. With a little faith I hope we'll just persuade them to trade black for white.

That said I think a support group for broken men is a great idea and I'd welcome a chapter in OZ. Otherwise I'll just close my eyes click my heals and end up in Kansas where I could seek the comfort of American fellow sufferers.

Just reachin for my kleenex and another bachi chocolate. Thanks for sharing and thankyou especially to TDH46 for bringing such a widely mainfest and alarming issue to the attention of so many people who would be otherwise unaware. Clearly it has sparked an array of response that can only be a constructive start in reform.
 WstEndGuy
Joined: 3/21/2007
Msg: 48
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Posted: 6/3/2007 10:41:17 AM
Next your gonna tell us she buys your jewelry....
 diamond studd
Joined: 5/26/2007
Msg: 49
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Posted: 6/3/2007 1:57:32 PM
I can't really tell if your being played or not. Maybe if you can send the Hooters girl and her friend over, I'll judge for myslef. If I feel I'm being played myself, I'll keep her here, and just have to get over feeling soooooooo dirty.
 tdh46
Joined: 1/7/2007
Msg: 50
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Posted: 6/3/2007 4:43:31 PM
"I believed ya till you said you were watching"the notebook"

what's wrong with watching the notebook?
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