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 ~Lost Angel~
Joined: 1/15/2007
Msg: 105
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OP: Here are some of the classics . . .

This has to be a joke right....

This is coming from a guy . . . . dud? Let me spell it out “D~U~D”!!!!!


Are you serious? You are living what most men's dreams are made of!!! I think you personally just wanted to brag. If you want a decent woman who's not all out for sex, then find someone NOT working in an establishment that focuses on her "assets" and one that doesn't suggest porn on a first date. Yeesh!
This is coming from a woman . . . she is a winner!!!!


This was a lame attempt for a joke, no way you are complaining that a Hooters Girl wants too much sex. The Op is lucky if he gets it at all.
This guy is trying to come across intelligent ~


You must be a closet homo or trying to sucker some gullable girl into thinking you are sensitive. Lol
Translation: In other words, this is what this guy would do for attention.


What color is the sky in your world? You are a moron! Your story is pure fiction bud!
He’s a newbie . . . . aka ignorant of what goes on in the forums~


Story is totally fake why didn't someone delete it?????? and seriously your profile says single buddy so obviously you dont have a gf and you are just looking for some attention or pitty. Common people delete stupid threads dont encourage them
She is only 19 and has yet to mature and develop a sense of humor~


LMFAO That's hilarious. Of COURSE it's too late! There was never a chance in the first place!!!! And why in the hell would you want a girl like that anyway?

Again, only 20 . . . . should I say more . . .


Sorry dude, chalk this one up as a learning experience and move on. No commitment is likely here.
Male 46 y/o . . . . some folks will just never get it~


TDH, you are a 45 year old, maybe you should try acting like one. You post garbage and then slam others? What is wrong with you? No wonder you are single.
This is the same dude that tried to come across intelligent above with the comment “lucky if he get it at all.” Now he realized that he his intelligent comment is no longer intelligent and blames you for his lack of intelligence!!! VERY SWEET!!!!!


are you some kind of idiot mate, i always thought americians were strange nnow i know for sure reading these forums
Americans . . . .LMFAO . . . .is British Columbia considered an “American” . . . I’ve hear of “people from the ‘Americas’” . . . hell what do I know . . . I live in Southern California and I only know where the beach is . . .LMFAO . . . Wait! I thought folks from England were educated?


Hun, theres no chance for a commitment from this girl. You need to pick up and move on
Another 20 y/o . . . . OMG . . . . what has happened to the young generation~


you're an idiot! hit it while you have the chance and quit being a fu9king panzy! you sound like a b1tch!
This dude is 22 y/o . . . . .May the good lord have mercy on the young generation!!!! Holy Cow!!!!!!


keyword here.. hooters girl.. what were you expecting her to be a nice housewife kinda girl that you would marry and take home to mom? I dont think this thread is funny at all.. you people have nothing better to do than make up stories about the perfect woman?? and oh wait.. you thought she was perfect at first then you had it and realized you didnt like it after all? "you want what you cant have, thats just too damn bad"
Words from another WISE 22 y/o female . . . . that is it!!!! I’m on my knees praying for our youth!!!!


so... are you gay>?
20 y/o female . . . . hummm? Is there a pattern developing here or what? Has the young generation gotten sooooooooooo freaken lazy and just follow the herd?? Lord have mercy on us!!!!!


I think that you are just full of shit!!
21 y/o male . . . . damn . . . forget the freaken toilet paper . . . pass me a drink PLEASE!!!!


what are you doing wrong...your not been a man..with a M..your are a ****,go to a gay bar,have a conversation about what matches what..them shoos dont go with dem pants..is this comment a wind up..this is the best one jesus...For the rest of the weekend i had two beautiful women walking around my house naked and having sex at the drop of a hat and me having all kind of doubt about our relationship and feeling used. you poor thing.you was used like a ****.....really hurt you did it,how about a goood kick in the balls and a good hard smack in the face,......then again thinking about it i think you are a dreamer,dating web sites are just down your street.go get help,take a few with you,you can have group chat,talk about each others fantasis,dreams,close all your eyes,click your heels,and all say out loud..THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME..THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME
Ah . . . . another one from England . . . . we already know that is said about them . . .


Assuming that you are serious: . . . . . . . No. Being played is when they tell you something to get you into the sack and then disappear. You have a girl that's upfront told you she wants a ****buddy and you don't like it. Accept it or move on. I'm sorry, nothing in your post makes me thing you are serious. Please stop wasting everyone's time. (maybe she'd settle down if you stoppe dlisting yourself as single)

Some people WILL NEVER be able to think outside the box . . . this is a classic example!!!! or should I


What are you gay? any guy would kill to have a woman like this.You complain about how she is and what she's doing yet you don't say no and screw her any chance you get.This has to be a gag.
Now this is the only excusable statement for he has been in one too many STUNTS!!


Must be bragging, or he is a [sensitive] guy if the post is for real, she already told you effectively, just sex
We will call it Pure ignorance!!!!


This is a joke a hooters girl just wants you for drinking and sex and orgies? Mister your imagination its getting the best of you can t you think of something more creative? I think you need to get a REAL life. Regina
The only store in that town was sold out on “humor” PILLS !!!!

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This has been very entertaining . . . . thank ya!!!

 Hibbett86
Joined: 3/22/2007
Msg: 106
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 4/1/2007 2:11:50 PM
At first I was going to Recommend Checking for nuts, but you can't get one by me.

Good one........................................JERK!
 maxpower671
Joined: 3/15/2007
Msg: 107
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Posted: 4/2/2007 7:23:39 PM
dude, there is no doubt you are being played. there is no chance of commitment. this hooters girl doesn't give a hoot about your needs or feelings. i'm not saying all hooters girls are like this, she is likely just a bad apple. she is definitely using you for her gratification.

you need to escape the clutches of this manipulator and i can't stress enough you must do it now. if you continue to live with this girl, you will only be enabling her. the sooner you get rid of this girl, the sooner she will be someone else's problem.

your healing cannot happen until you make this difficult decision and no doubt you have done considerable soul searching. i can feel your pain and your life must be a living hell filled with self doubt and a lack of self respect. the odds of rehabilitating her are zero, she is truly dysfunctional.

don't wait another minute, do it now. don't wait until it's too late and you're another broken spirit, lost, and pushing a shopping cart. hang in there and be strong brother, we're all in this together. chalk it up as another life lesson and move on, hold your chin up!
 pwdrsgr
Joined: 7/30/2006
Msg: 108
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 4/2/2007 8:15:59 PM
Anything a porn star or gymnast can do i can do better" needless to stay the rest of the evening was spent doing things that made me feel cheap and used

LMFAO!!!! best post I have read, and good grief people, lighten up...
 Airadionut
Joined: 3/19/2007
Msg: 109
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Posted: 4/2/2007 11:27:47 PM

This has got to be one of the better threads! Honestly, so much better then tv! True entertainment. And it just keeps going!
 southernhighlander
Joined: 3/30/2007
Msg: 110
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 4/3/2007 1:10:19 AM
dam man and you are complaining about her wanting to watch porn and do it better than the pornstars.
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 111
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 4/3/2007 1:24:57 AM
I had the exact same problem not that long ago........and then I woke up and realised it was just a dream LOL!
 jardinero
Joined: 11/29/2006
Msg: 112
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 4/3/2007 6:01:21 AM
...and you're really female, aren't ya?...LOL
 .Marc
Joined: 2/11/2007
Msg: 113
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 4/3/2007 7:46:48 AM
I'm surprised that this not only keeps going, but that people keep taking it seriously. I'm also surprised by the number of people that have verbally attacked the OP. People need to lighten up... this is online dating... don't take it so seriously. It's posting on a message board, not developing a cure for the common cold.
 8shooter1
Joined: 5/21/2006
Msg: 114
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 4/3/2007 9:02:51 AM
op- I personally want to send you my wishes of luck in the future. I commend you for dealing with not just one but 2 Hooters girls naked at once. Like most of us guys we have never pictured any of them naked. I for one will always look up to you for enduring it and making it through..................... Call me if you need any help!
 pierre1977
Joined: 1/3/2007
Msg: 115
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 4/3/2007 9:30:52 AM
I think it's hilarious that some people didn't realize this was a joke. Great post!
 tdh46
Joined: 1/7/2007
Msg: 116
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 4/3/2007 11:34:01 AM
Thanks Daddybgood. I have done my job if most people gets it
 sandy9842
Joined: 11/4/2006
Msg: 117
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 4/3/2007 12:43:13 PM
Your in luck, my lady friend has taken off her clothes in over four years.
Maybe we should switch our friends and both of us would be for the better
for it
sandy9842
 tdh46
Joined: 1/7/2007
Msg: 118
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 4/3/2007 4:27:04 PM
I think i get where you are coming from Sandy, that's not a bad idea
 Witchypoo
Joined: 9/17/2005
Msg: 119
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 4/3/2007 5:24:16 PM
Ah TDH......... poor baby, you've been relagated to booty call status. I bet that hurts......................























OH SO GOOD!!!!! lolololol
You are too much and this was pretty dang funny.

:))
Witchy
 badbadgirl
Joined: 7/15/2006
Msg: 120
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 4/3/2007 6:06:31 PM
lmaooo funny joke thread.


quote:Halfway through the movie she wanted to play a game she called " Anything a porn star or gymnast can do i can do better" needless to stay the rest of the evening was spent doing things that made me feel cheap and used.

 Allan1960
Joined: 8/14/2006
Msg: 121
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 4/3/2007 6:47:07 PM

needless to stay the rest of the evening was spent doing things that made me feel cheap and used

was it the 150 plus lawn chairs in the yard the next morning that gave it away?
 cute_thang1
Joined: 2/13/2007
Msg: 122
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Posted: 4/3/2007 7:59:42 PM
HA HA HA HA LMAO LMAO Nice one!! Gotta keep tracking this to see how many others will continue to take this seriously...
 AustralianMade
Joined: 1/26/2007
Msg: 123
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Posted: 4/14/2007 10:37:44 PM
Well it seems the slide of moral decline is pandemic. So many broken men litter the gutters of our gratuitous culture. I have been similarly demeaned as a woman I took in a union that i thought would demand a commitment turned out to be using me for her sexual gratification. I looked for the soul tie and all the while it seems she was down the pub boasting to her mates about her sexual prowess. I accepted that her role as "raunchy girl", would have seen her slightly more liberal in her approach to intamacy, but I felt sure that if we connected in that intimate soulful way she would see that her wandering was soul destroying.

She still visits me much as TDH46 discribed and each time I engage the liason in the hope that she will recognise the connection that I know we share. You know when I describe my experience and express my pain from these encounters to my friends over a drink they can't see my problem. Indeed they grin and offer shallow rhetorical advicee not unlike some of the respondents in this thread.

Fortunately tho there are some in this forum that engage the issue more deeply and with the empathy it deserves. I read intently the advice of one respondent recommending TDH46 abandon his relationship as this woman is beyond redemption. I wrestle with the notion as whilst this may be true I need to believe that we are all Gods creatures and redemption is available to all. So I find myself sobing into my pillow, but dutyfully I maintain the union on her terms hoping that I might play some small role in her reform, that we may live happy and fullfilled lives together.

So maybe to get the support notion started from one side of the world to the other: TDH46, I ache with you mate (and all the other brothers subjected to the same abuse) I think we are duty bound to press forward and fight the good fight. Wear your white hat proud. I think our ladies should be able leave their hats on too. With a little faith I hope we'll just persuade them to trade black for white.

That said I think a support group for broken men is a great idea and I'd welcome a chapter in OZ. Otherwise I'll just close my eyes click my heals and end up in Kansas where I could seek the comfort of American fellow sufferers.

Just reachin for my kleenex and another bachi chocolate. Thanks for sharing and thankyou especially to TDH46 for bringing such a widely mainfest and alarming issue to the attention of so many people who would be otherwise unaware. Clearly it has sparked an array of response that can only be a constructive start in reform.
 WstEndGuy
Joined: 3/21/2007
Msg: 124
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Posted: 6/3/2007 10:41:17 AM
Next your gonna tell us she buys your jewelry....
 Spicy McHaggis
Joined: 7/4/2006
Msg: 125
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 6/3/2007 10:54:03 AM
First of all i think your whole story is a load of shit, but if it was true, whats the big ****ing deal. What are you complaining about? You cried your self to sleep? God, it sounds like you are the women and she is the man in the relationship. You hit the jackpot buddy, dont **** it up, just shut up and keep ****ing her and her friend.
 lucky13
Joined: 4/22/2007
Msg: 126
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 6/3/2007 11:35:08 AM
This woman needs to be saved from satans evil pit! What's her number so I can help her out?...lol.
Great thread!
 Wishes Granted
Joined: 12/13/2006
Msg: 127
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 6/3/2007 11:47:20 AM
I believed ya till you said you were watching "The Notebook"
 CastingMyNet
Joined: 5/2/2007
Msg: 128
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 6/3/2007 12:44:36 PM
HA HAAAAAAAAAA
I guess you had nothing better to do than keep us amused ...great post! BTW

..and if you dont get this post as a joke then go crawl under a rock ,jez
 diamond studd
Joined: 5/26/2007
Msg: 129
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 6/3/2007 1:57:32 PM
I can't really tell if your being played or not. Maybe if you can send the Hooters girl and her friend over, I'll judge for myslef. If I feel I'm being played myself, I'll keep her here, and just have to get over feeling soooooooo dirty.
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