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 dreaminuvya
Joined: 2/16/2005
Msg: 4
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Oh Man!! That is too funny. I got a good laugh outta that one.
 SweetKristine
Joined: 8/26/2004
Msg: 6
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Posted: 4/23/2005 7:26:39 PM
lmfao!!! to funny!!!!!!!!!!

some guy emailed me the other day saying i had a nice looking mouth?!?!?! lmfao guys are tooooooooooo pathetic!
 garyo1954
Joined: 5/18/2003
Msg: 9
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Posted: 4/23/2005 7:37:24 PM
Squeak, okay you don't do young.....how about

<<<<====Short?
 garyo1954
Joined: 5/18/2003
Msg: 12
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Posted: 4/23/2005 7:46:51 PM
Rhi, this is so........ummm.........creative!

HonestWM*ISO*,*LTRw/Self*SupportingLive-nLifePartner[]
ISO Hi-IntElect/LowFat 1*Man*,*women. -Biblical Morals RRequire: *Lifetyme Commitment Plan, Good*C_mmunication, & Honesty.... -Make New babies? Maybe; -until Your mid 30sMAX. - I make Far !, -AboveAvg, High intElect children. (new 1s Not a goal, -ok tho) -Personality traits common in: Aquari*,*Libra*,* Leo*,*GEMini*,* Sagittari*,*Cancer*,* Virgo*,*Pices*,* Capricorn*,*Aries*,* (&others)= good "Mesh/Harmony".. *Frequent, incrEdible Pleasure(LightsOn[;-)] = Lg Pt in MasterPlan. *You Also have a: *HEALTHY!* LIBIDO*, -sometimes "initiate'.. -Interest itens include: *Commodities*Futures, hunting, Brain Function, bible study (w/Strongs'), ReaEst inVest-n, Naturalopathy, shooting [targets/Pool/photos]. *You read, noww write.. Maybe WE CoAuthor/edit RReMAINing chapters of/in "Story'Book" life *WE*LIVE*.!.
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Obviously, this is an honest white man in search of and LTR. (apparently he is new to typing)
 Ultrapig
Joined: 3/17/2005
Msg: 14
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Posted: 4/23/2005 7:53:35 PM
he's 16? CALL HIS PARENTS!
 Ultrapig
Joined: 3/17/2005
Msg: 16
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Posted: 4/23/2005 8:01:30 PM
his dad probably thought it was cute too. I wonder if trying to offer someone money like that qualifies as solicitation?

re: gobbldygook post

got to love those sociopathic bible thumping perverts
 Sundown32
Joined: 12/25/2004
Msg: 18
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Posted: 4/23/2005 8:03:03 PM
^^^^Honey your a weardo magnet. I guess thats why you attract me
 Sundown32
Joined: 12/25/2004
Msg: 20
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Posted: 4/23/2005 8:17:15 PM
Rhiannyn I wanted to mail an appology to you but I could not :(
 garyo1954
Joined: 5/18/2003
Msg: 21
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Posted: 4/23/2005 8:17:18 PM
Squeak I think you got it.....asking for someone with Hi Intellect to offset hi lower mindset. Its an investmestment you know? Of course, he never said he was bright.

Now can we just dance till the chocolate comes home? I did wear my new hat!
 DragonRider
Joined: 7/15/2004
Msg: 23
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Posted: 4/23/2005 8:18:12 PM
Rhi - The sad part is ... I understand all of it... a bit bizzare but intelligible (at least to the computer geek in me that has had to decipher some truly bizzare code over the years... )... You wanna translation? I can help... but man o man... He has definately limited his possibilities...

Is that scary that I can actually read that??!?!?!? I think I need new hobbies... sheesh...

Dragon Rider... (translations of above available in english, drop me a line... )
 Sundown32
Joined: 12/25/2004
Msg: 25
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Posted: 4/23/2005 8:24:03 PM
^^^ you go girl ;)
 Wambat
Joined: 2/12/2005
Msg: 26
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Posted: 4/23/2005 8:33:52 PM

Posted By: sarahb

if i get another "u r hot" i am gonna shoot someone.....


Maybe it's best you stay inside for a while.
 DragonRider
Joined: 7/15/2004
Msg: 28
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Posted: 4/23/2005 8:37:38 PM
So... would take a shot at the Dragon were he to tend to agree with the many fan mails you have already given?

Hi Sarah... I was tempted to send you an email... cause then you would HAVE to get close enough to actually shoot me... then I could try to persuade you that other punishment might get more results

Dragon Rider...
 SweetKristine
Joined: 8/26/2004
Msg: 30
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Posted: 4/23/2005 8:45:01 PM
^^emails loner with the email title "YOUR HOT"


i try not to be rude i email everyone back i suck im to nice :( i polietly go sorry your old enough to be my dad, and just b/c im fat does not mean im desperate for old wrinkly di,ck :)
 garyo1954
Joined: 5/18/2003
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Posted: 4/23/2005 9:43:26 PM
Foxe happened to me........

We were chatting.
She kept sending *smacks* or whatever that little button says.
Finally she mentions her lips were going to be sore in the morning.
I sez, "That's okay I have chapstick. It's the jaw surgery I'm worried about."
She sez, "What do you mean?"
I sez, "You have beating the hell out of me with that smack!"

By now she is ROTFL and finally sez, "I thought it was a big kiss."

Really cool lady!
 garyo1954
Joined: 5/18/2003
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Posted: 4/24/2005 12:35:18 PM
Foxxxxxxxxy,

I was only trying to kiss the boo-boo! LMAO
 garyo1954
Joined: 5/18/2003
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Posted: 4/25/2005 10:51:40 PM
LMAO!

You put Viagra in his prune juice, squeak?
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