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 verygreeneyez
Joined: 3/15/2006
Msg: 101
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can it be too big?


Yep. I was dating this great guy. We had a little too much Captain Morgan's one night, things were moving along and I got a glimpse (mind you ~ not a full on view) and I immediately said, "Oh, hell no." It scares me just typing about it. We are still friends, I still call it things that express my shock ~ he laughs. He has no trouble putting it to use, but it isn't getting anywhere near me or mine!! Ekkkk.
 csod64
Joined: 6/21/2007
Msg: 102
can it be too big?
Posted: 6/29/2007 3:44:17 PM
You all seem to have more fun! There aren't any discussions like this where I live (the "Bible belt"). I'm all for prayer request and such, but sometimes it's good to get "down and dirty".

I like big--and small. It depends on the "magician", not the size of the wand. What good is having a "log" if all you do is just stick it in? Technique, gentlemen, is of the essence. Control of your hips, hand placement, and being able to "read" your partner. If all you do is the same thing each time with everyone, then satisfaction will not be achieved by your "mate".

Being open to learn new and exciting ways will get you far--especially with me.
 bigteddybear
Joined: 4/22/2006
Msg: 103
can it be too big?
Posted: 6/29/2007 5:11:12 PM
well this is interesting. unless you plan on getting a boyfriend with a girthy 9 incher than i wouldn't say you have a real problem lol. but hey exploration doesn't hurt...well maybe it might hurt if you try too hard to get that thing in.
 Thundershowers
Joined: 7/26/2006
Msg: 104
can it be too big?
Posted: 6/29/2007 5:13:06 PM


On Topic: Why are you bothering? It's supposed to be FUN, not some sort of 'who can fit the biggest toy/item of furniture up there' competition!


OMG(osh) I had a good laugh at that SJS. That was funnier than post you thought was funny.

"Let's see if we can fit a street lamp post in there."
 Thundershowers
Joined: 7/26/2006
Msg: 105
can it be too big?
Posted: 6/29/2007 5:14:46 PM

Yep. I was dating this great guy. We had a little too much Captain Morgan's one night, things were moving along and I got a glimpse (mind you ~ not a full on view) and I immediately said, "Oh, hell no." It scares me just typing about it. We are still friends, I still call it things that express my shock ~ he laughs. He has no trouble putting it to use, but it isn't getting anywhere near me or mine!! Ekkkk.


You actually said "no". OMG(osh) that is funny. What an ego blow to the guy. Praise to you verygreeneyez for size limitations. Maybe there is still hope for a guy like me!

LOL

Wide over length! That's the ticket!!!!

:peace:
 discreet/longlasting769
Joined: 1/7/2007
Msg: 106
can it be too big?
Posted: 6/29/2007 5:17:29 PM
[ This whole thread has me in tears!]
I haven't laughed this hard in years. Better than Saturday Night Live. Sorrrryyy OP
 rosso27
Joined: 6/6/2007
Msg: 107
can it be too big?
Posted: 6/30/2007 7:19:20 AM
To OP – As a man I cannot really relate to the ‘dimensional usage problem’ of the apparatus you describe….

However,

Back in the late 1960’s the AC Car Company decided that in order the make their AC Ace sportscar more attractive they would shoehorn some serious American V8 power into it. Hence was born the AC Cobra. You could have the Cobra with a 427ci (7.4 Litre) or 289ci (4.7 Litre) engine.

The 427 is the one that turned the Cobra into a legend... it had styling like walnuts tied in a sock, it was a fearsome, thrilling, scary and wild ride that could spin its tyres on dry tarmac in top gear in a straight line and would throw the unwary into the scenery if they let their attention stray for a second… it is one of the iconic sportscars of all time and it launched a thousand replicas and kit cars.

But…

Just about everyone who has driven both cars agrees that the smaller engined 289 was by far the nicer ride…
 Hot Buttered Soul
Joined: 6/25/2007
Msg: 108
can it be too big?
Posted: 6/30/2007 7:38:05 AM
I can't believe people are responding to this thread like it's serious.
 lonestardaddy
Joined: 11/18/2006
Msg: 109
can it be too big?
Posted: 6/30/2007 7:42:45 AM
rosso, Thank you for putting the gender parallel that came to mind while I reread this post ...so eloquently. What's the point of bigger than better when you can't drive the damned thing where you want it to go? Speaking of which, OP, did you try some WD-40?
 Thundershowers
Joined: 7/26/2006
Msg: 110
can it be too big?
Posted: 6/30/2007 8:27:29 AM
The vagina is a muscle. It can accomodate any size of width/girth of a man since it can dilate up to 10 cm. It can also accomodate any size/length since it is capable of stretching. it is just going to take a lot more work than someone with a smaller package.

I personally don't see how a 14" long appendange is any more appealing than a pair of DD or JJ breasts. Once it is too big, it no longer is attractive but just plain big.
 Ioves2smile
Joined: 1/24/2007
Msg: 111
can it be too big?
Posted: 6/30/2007 10:23:31 AM
I can't beleive this thread either. Why would you want something that big inside you?
Just thinking about it hurts,lol.
 greeneyese
Joined: 7/12/2006
Msg: 112
can it be too big?
Posted: 6/30/2007 10:32:26 AM
Thats fricken hilarious!
 KinkyCapitalist
Joined: 11/2/2005
Msg: 113
can it be too big?
Posted: 6/30/2007 12:00:48 PM
2 words:

Cervical Dialation
or if you like
5 words

Cervical Di a Lay Shun.

And women complain that WE don't understand biology.
 KinkyCapitalist
Joined: 11/2/2005
Msg: 114
can it be too big?
Posted: 6/30/2007 12:02:42 PM
Then you should mind my couple of inches . . . No Captain Morgan needed. Just a Shirley Temple.
 blondago56
Joined: 8/21/2004
Msg: 115
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can it be too big?
Posted: 6/30/2007 12:04:44 PM
(does it say "Louisville Slugger" on it?)
 whisper67520
Joined: 9/29/2006
Msg: 116
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can it be too big?
Posted: 7/1/2007 11:41:06 AM
The best laugh I've had in ages...TY TY TY TY My cheeks are sore from laughing, I've peed my pants and rolled in the floor.....chuckle......

And now I'm horny.......... omg....
 Thundershowers
Joined: 7/26/2006
Msg: 117
can it be too big?
Posted: 7/1/2007 1:12:39 PM

And now I'm horny.......... omg....


Anything I can do to help.

LOL
 Struedel
Joined: 6/12/2007
Msg: 118
can it be too big?
Posted: 7/1/2007 1:46:23 PM
Dang, Verygreeneyes, give him my number!
 mischievious_shenanigans
Joined: 6/25/2007
Msg: 119
can it be too big?
Posted: 7/3/2007 7:20:14 AM
^^^ Me too! Especially knowing it seems to work! LOL!
 naaman8
Joined: 3/22/2006
Msg: 120
can it be too big?
Posted: 7/3/2007 1:34:24 PM
My own experience has been that first I must make the vagina plyable. This I do with a little gizmo I invented some time ago...the "ORGASMATRON" (patent pending). This instrument relaxes the muscles while still inciting violent, but extreamly pleasurable climaxes thus opening the orifice to dimensions not ever imagined possible.
For the faint at heart I also have a downsized model...the "CLITORAL EXCELLERATOR". This device uses micro fibers which activate nerve endings underneath my tounge for that "SUPER SLURPY" action needed in bringing out the best in my mate. (batteries not included)
 Freakofnature2
Joined: 4/4/2007
Msg: 121
can it be too big?
Posted: 7/23/2007 12:20:06 PM
Ha Ha...not surprised it wont fit!
At least its just a toy you bought, and not some guy you already established feelings for!
I find in most cases I can fit into women but if you push it to far in....your cut off for good.
(I hate to generalize) It seems women want a guy thats hung...but once they actually experiance it..its not fun anymore..its just a pleasure to look at and brag to friends about!
As for women who have had kids already....I think it does help girth wise but you will still bottom out just the same....and if they have had a c section already...forget it...it will never work!
These have just been my experiances...bigger isnt better in my opinion....because its hard enough to find someone you click with...never mind throwing that in the mix!
 j5rush
Joined: 4/13/2006
Msg: 122
can it be too big?
Posted: 7/23/2007 1:51:49 PM

You have to take it out of the box first.


 Hiwayman
Joined: 6/29/2007
Msg: 123
can it be too big?
Posted: 7/23/2007 2:16:20 PM
hmmmmmmm guess you could mount it on a piece of plywood,get a 20 ft stepladder,climb to the top....and yell GERONEMOOOOOOOOO on your way down. THAT should do it huh???
 duty1234
Joined: 5/12/2007
Msg: 124
can it be too big?
Posted: 7/23/2007 2:27:50 PM
dam now i heard it all dam if this is real i feel sorry for the guy
 Hiwayman
Joined: 6/29/2007
Msg: 125
can it be too big?
Posted: 7/23/2007 4:08:53 PM
Or how bout getting one of those MASSIVE pump up type's,pump er up,and let er rip!!! Just make sure your tied to the bed so you don't fly away.
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