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 mischievious_shenanigans
Joined: 6/25/2007
Msg: 118
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^^^ Me too! Especially knowing it seems to work! LOL!
 naaman8
Joined: 3/22/2006
Msg: 119
can it be too big?
Posted: 7/3/2007 1:34:24 PM
My own experience has been that first I must make the vagina plyable. This I do with a little gizmo I invented some time ago...the "ORGASMATRON" (patent pending). This instrument relaxes the muscles while still inciting violent, but extreamly pleasurable climaxes thus opening the orifice to dimensions not ever imagined possible.
For the faint at heart I also have a downsized model...the "CLITORAL EXCELLERATOR". This device uses micro fibers which activate nerve endings underneath my tounge for that "SUPER SLURPY" action needed in bringing out the best in my mate. (batteries not included)
 Freakofnature2
Joined: 4/4/2007
Msg: 120
can it be too big?
Posted: 7/23/2007 12:20:06 PM
Ha Ha...not surprised it wont fit!
At least its just a toy you bought, and not some guy you already established feelings for!
I find in most cases I can fit into women but if you push it to far in....your cut off for good.
(I hate to generalize) It seems women want a guy thats hung...but once they actually experiance it..its not fun anymore..its just a pleasure to look at and brag to friends about!
As for women who have had kids already....I think it does help girth wise but you will still bottom out just the same....and if they have had a c section already...forget it...it will never work!
These have just been my experiances...bigger isnt better in my opinion....because its hard enough to find someone you click with...never mind throwing that in the mix!
 j5rush
Joined: 4/13/2006
Msg: 121
can it be too big?
Posted: 7/23/2007 1:51:49 PM

You have to take it out of the box first.


 Hiwayman
Joined: 6/29/2007
Msg: 122
can it be too big?
Posted: 7/23/2007 2:16:20 PM
hmmmmmmm guess you could mount it on a piece of plywood,get a 20 ft stepladder,climb to the top....and yell GERONEMOOOOOOOOO on your way down. THAT should do it huh???
 duty1234
Joined: 5/12/2007
Msg: 123
can it be too big?
Posted: 7/23/2007 2:27:50 PM
dam now i heard it all dam if this is real i feel sorry for the guy
 Hiwayman
Joined: 6/29/2007
Msg: 124
can it be too big?
Posted: 7/23/2007 4:08:53 PM
Or how bout getting one of those MASSIVE pump up type's,pump er up,and let er rip!!! Just make sure your tied to the bed so you don't fly away.
 Jayderaven
Joined: 7/16/2007
Msg: 125
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can it be too big?
Posted: 7/23/2007 7:12:10 PM
OP... I'm sorry to tell you, but you now have a very wide 9" paperweight.

Seriously, put that damn thing away before you hurt yourself... I can see it now:

GYN: And you put what in there to cause 2nd degree tearing?

OP: Well, I had this dildo...

GYN: *rolls eyes and groans*

Stick the the 7", dear... live and learn, but when it hurts... STOP.
Plus, as indicated by numerous men on here - they see a HUGE dildo/vibe in your toys drawer and they are going to feel awfully ... inadequate. I bought a package once and it had these huge things in it... I just looked and laughed. Thought about throwing them away, but .. um... I don't think I could bury those deep enough in my garbage cans!!
 Meer Kat
Joined: 5/31/2006
Msg: 126
can it be too big?
Posted: 7/23/2007 7:16:08 PM
I'm an unusually open-minded gal. But there are times when too much information seeps into these threads.

On topic: Yes, there is such a thing as too big. It was the demise of a relationship of mine quite a few years ago. It simply was not going to work. It was too bad, he was such a good man. But it was just too painful for me, frustrating for him, and in the end, it was what caused the end.

Kat
 dana_mcmurdy
Joined: 8/10/2007
Msg: 127
can it be too big?
Posted: 8/13/2007 2:15:48 PM
OMG THis is hilarious!!
Thanks for the laffs!! LOL!!!
 beachchick
Joined: 6/27/2005
Msg: 128
can it be too big?
Posted: 8/13/2007 3:47:14 PM
Woo hoo, Dana is finally posting!

On topic, I am LMAO at this thread, I'm just about to die laughing at some of the answers. Unfortunately I have none to offer myself.
 hiddentreasur2003
Joined: 2/24/2007
Msg: 129
can it be too big?
Posted: 8/24/2007 5:55:33 PM
Before my hysterectomy no. Now that they sewed across the pelvic vault at the end. Yes, and it hurts if its more than 8
 GEOSC
Joined: 7/11/2007
Msg: 130
can it be too big?
Posted: 8/24/2007 6:09:07 PM
take it back and get a 8 inch
 Prissymae
Joined: 8/19/2007
Msg: 131
can it be too big?
Posted: 8/24/2007 6:19:36 PM
Too beeg? I don't know these words.
 LohKi
Joined: 8/13/2007
Msg: 132
can it be too big?
Posted: 11/1/2007 2:17:05 PM

hmmm....is it plaid ?
good lord have mercy, you bought a thermos !
LOL that is good!
 etherealone
Joined: 4/8/2007
Msg: 133
can it be too big?
Posted: 11/1/2007 2:46:40 PM
i you just trying to tell the world you have a tight snatch? LOL

i dont know how wide this thing is but if you have ever had a pap smear, they put a clamp in you that opens the vaginal walls at least 3 -4 inch diametre.

did you forget to take out the other one before inserting the second?
 superman65
Joined: 10/28/2007
Msg: 134
can it be too big?
Posted: 11/1/2007 10:07:23 PM
Hell no just lube it up and stick it in.
 Ice-ey
Joined: 10/19/2007
Msg: 135
can it be too big?
Posted: 11/1/2007 10:09:47 PM
Try using lube and working it in slowly.

I dare ask:

Why the hell are you trying to fit something that big in there anyways?
 fatherof2inar
Joined: 7/1/2007
Msg: 136
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can it be too big?
Posted: 11/2/2007 8:50:34 AM
Easy solution here:
Jaws of Life
 stephaniezowie
Joined: 7/29/2006
Msg: 137
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can it be too big?
Posted: 11/2/2007 9:02:43 AM
OMG
why would u even want one that big if u r sooooo tight hon?
not buying that.
nah
i doubt anyone is.
quit embarrassing yourself.
 stephaniezowie
Joined: 7/29/2006
Msg: 138
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can it be too big?
Posted: 11/2/2007 9:04:17 AM
THANK YOU GIRL EVER WHO SAID I DON'T KNOW THOSE WORDS
TOO BIG!!!
god what a stupid line for a girl who is only trying to find a big u know what.
pathetic.
 Boricua Papi
Joined: 10/8/2007
Msg: 139
can it be too big?
Posted: 11/2/2007 9:11:28 AM
Vibrators don't give foreplay. You might need a real person!
 Boricua Papi
Joined: 10/8/2007
Msg: 140
can it be too big?
Posted: 11/2/2007 9:15:22 AM
She bought a baseball bat and think its a vibrator. lol
 Prissymae
Joined: 8/19/2007
Msg: 141
can it be too big?
Posted: 11/2/2007 12:18:46 PM
StephanieZowie - it was me.

SHOW ME TOO BIG! Puullleeeaazzzeeee.
 vegastout
Joined: 9/24/2007
Msg: 142
can it be too big?
Posted: 11/2/2007 6:23:19 PM
Ill show you a vagina thats too big
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