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 lonestardaddy
Joined: 11/18/2006
Msg: 108
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rosso, Thank you for putting the gender parallel that came to mind while I reread this post ...so eloquently. What's the point of bigger than better when you can't drive the damned thing where you want it to go? Speaking of which, OP, did you try some WD-40?
 Thundershowers
Joined: 7/26/2006
Msg: 109
can it be too big?
Posted: 6/30/2007 8:27:29 AM
The vagina is a muscle. It can accomodate any size of width/girth of a man since it can dilate up to 10 cm. It can also accomodate any size/length since it is capable of stretching. it is just going to take a lot more work than someone with a smaller package.

I personally don't see how a 14" long appendange is any more appealing than a pair of DD or JJ breasts. Once it is too big, it no longer is attractive but just plain big.
 Ioves2smile
Joined: 1/24/2007
Msg: 110
can it be too big?
Posted: 6/30/2007 10:23:31 AM
I can't beleive this thread either. Why would you want something that big inside you?
Just thinking about it hurts,lol.
 greeneyese
Joined: 7/12/2006
Msg: 111
can it be too big?
Posted: 6/30/2007 10:32:26 AM
Thats fricken hilarious!
 KinkyCapitalist
Joined: 11/2/2005
Msg: 112
can it be too big?
Posted: 6/30/2007 12:00:48 PM
2 words:

Cervical Dialation
or if you like
5 words

Cervical Di a Lay Shun.

And women complain that WE don't understand biology.
 KinkyCapitalist
Joined: 11/2/2005
Msg: 113
can it be too big?
Posted: 6/30/2007 12:02:42 PM
Then you should mind my couple of inches . . . No Captain Morgan needed. Just a Shirley Temple.
 blondago56
Joined: 8/21/2004
Msg: 114
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can it be too big?
Posted: 6/30/2007 12:04:44 PM
(does it say "Louisville Slugger" on it?)
 whisper67520
Joined: 9/29/2006
Msg: 115
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can it be too big?
Posted: 7/1/2007 11:41:06 AM
The best laugh I've had in ages...TY TY TY TY My cheeks are sore from laughing, I've peed my pants and rolled in the floor.....chuckle......

And now I'm horny.......... omg....
 Thundershowers
Joined: 7/26/2006
Msg: 116
can it be too big?
Posted: 7/1/2007 1:12:39 PM

And now I'm horny.......... omg....


Anything I can do to help.

LOL
 Struedel
Joined: 6/12/2007
Msg: 117
can it be too big?
Posted: 7/1/2007 1:46:23 PM
Dang, Verygreeneyes, give him my number!
 mischievious_shenanigans
Joined: 6/25/2007
Msg: 118
can it be too big?
Posted: 7/3/2007 7:20:14 AM
^^^ Me too! Especially knowing it seems to work! LOL!
 naaman8
Joined: 3/22/2006
Msg: 119
can it be too big?
Posted: 7/3/2007 1:34:24 PM
My own experience has been that first I must make the vagina plyable. This I do with a little gizmo I invented some time ago...the "ORGASMATRON" (patent pending). This instrument relaxes the muscles while still inciting violent, but extreamly pleasurable climaxes thus opening the orifice to dimensions not ever imagined possible.
For the faint at heart I also have a downsized model...the "CLITORAL EXCELLERATOR". This device uses micro fibers which activate nerve endings underneath my tounge for that "SUPER SLURPY" action needed in bringing out the best in my mate. (batteries not included)
 Freakofnature2
Joined: 4/4/2007
Msg: 120
can it be too big?
Posted: 7/23/2007 12:20:06 PM
Ha Ha...not surprised it wont fit!
At least its just a toy you bought, and not some guy you already established feelings for!
I find in most cases I can fit into women but if you push it to far in....your cut off for good.
(I hate to generalize) It seems women want a guy thats hung...but once they actually experiance it..its not fun anymore..its just a pleasure to look at and brag to friends about!
As for women who have had kids already....I think it does help girth wise but you will still bottom out just the same....and if they have had a c section already...forget it...it will never work!
These have just been my experiances...bigger isnt better in my opinion....because its hard enough to find someone you click with...never mind throwing that in the mix!
 j5rush
Joined: 4/13/2006
Msg: 121
can it be too big?
Posted: 7/23/2007 1:51:49 PM

You have to take it out of the box first.


 Hiwayman
Joined: 6/29/2007
Msg: 122
can it be too big?
Posted: 7/23/2007 2:16:20 PM
hmmmmmmm guess you could mount it on a piece of plywood,get a 20 ft stepladder,climb to the top....and yell GERONEMOOOOOOOOO on your way down. THAT should do it huh???
 duty1234
Joined: 5/12/2007
Msg: 123
can it be too big?
Posted: 7/23/2007 2:27:50 PM
dam now i heard it all dam if this is real i feel sorry for the guy
 Hiwayman
Joined: 6/29/2007
Msg: 124
can it be too big?
Posted: 7/23/2007 4:08:53 PM
Or how bout getting one of those MASSIVE pump up type's,pump er up,and let er rip!!! Just make sure your tied to the bed so you don't fly away.
 Jayderaven
Joined: 7/16/2007
Msg: 125
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can it be too big?
Posted: 7/23/2007 7:12:10 PM
OP... I'm sorry to tell you, but you now have a very wide 9" paperweight.

Seriously, put that damn thing away before you hurt yourself... I can see it now:

GYN: And you put what in there to cause 2nd degree tearing?

OP: Well, I had this dildo...

GYN: *rolls eyes and groans*

Stick the the 7", dear... live and learn, but when it hurts... STOP.
Plus, as indicated by numerous men on here - they see a HUGE dildo/vibe in your toys drawer and they are going to feel awfully ... inadequate. I bought a package once and it had these huge things in it... I just looked and laughed. Thought about throwing them away, but .. um... I don't think I could bury those deep enough in my garbage cans!!
 Meer Kat
Joined: 5/31/2006
Msg: 126
can it be too big?
Posted: 7/23/2007 7:16:08 PM
I'm an unusually open-minded gal. But there are times when too much information seeps into these threads.

On topic: Yes, there is such a thing as too big. It was the demise of a relationship of mine quite a few years ago. It simply was not going to work. It was too bad, he was such a good man. But it was just too painful for me, frustrating for him, and in the end, it was what caused the end.

Kat
 dana_mcmurdy
Joined: 8/10/2007
Msg: 127
can it be too big?
Posted: 8/13/2007 2:15:48 PM
OMG THis is hilarious!!
Thanks for the laffs!! LOL!!!
 beachchick
Joined: 6/27/2005
Msg: 128
can it be too big?
Posted: 8/13/2007 3:47:14 PM
Woo hoo, Dana is finally posting!

On topic, I am LMAO at this thread, I'm just about to die laughing at some of the answers. Unfortunately I have none to offer myself.
 hiddentreasur2003
Joined: 2/24/2007
Msg: 129
can it be too big?
Posted: 8/24/2007 5:55:33 PM
Before my hysterectomy no. Now that they sewed across the pelvic vault at the end. Yes, and it hurts if its more than 8
 GEOSC
Joined: 7/11/2007
Msg: 130
can it be too big?
Posted: 8/24/2007 6:09:07 PM
take it back and get a 8 inch
 Prissymae
Joined: 8/19/2007
Msg: 131
can it be too big?
Posted: 8/24/2007 6:19:36 PM
Too beeg? I don't know these words.
 LohKi
Joined: 8/13/2007
Msg: 132
can it be too big?
Posted: 11/1/2007 2:17:05 PM

hmmm....is it plaid ?
good lord have mercy, you bought a thermos !
LOL that is good!
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