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 Leigh AKA PL
Joined: 4/20/2006
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(This is a serious topic so let's not keep bringing longshanks name into your
answer!!!...(only joking mate)...lol





now that was funny.......

OT... gosh I can't remember it was that long ago..... how about we talk about the last time we saw one..... ermmmm shyte that was to long ago also,ok give up on this one
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
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Posted: 5/1/2007 7:55:07 AM
My thought were
"Like i'm really gonna put that in my mouth"
Then i kinda got over the original shock
 stonecastle
Joined: 2/14/2007
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Posted: 5/1/2007 2:28:50 PM

First time I saw one, when I was a kid this bloke was playin with himself in the corner of a stairway.
Those people who play chess by themselves are very sad aren't they.

He asked if I wanted to play a game.
Don't blame you I have never seen the interest in chess.
 stonecastle
Joined: 2/14/2007
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Posted: 5/1/2007 2:50:38 PM

Sorry, i dont EVER remember seeing a 'pretty' looking c0ck.
They are all UGLY UGLY UGLY
That is what I have always thought why couldn't God have given us men equipment that looked something pretty like a miniture rocket ship for example?
 JENNYMAC
Joined: 12/28/2006
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Posted: 5/4/2007 6:42:03 AM
med school.... we looked and said hey that's a old fellow.... not very good looking is it
 MsSunshine60
Joined: 10/7/2006
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Posted: 5/4/2007 8:23:06 AM
Black or white?!!

I had a different reaction

This is too short - have to make it longer - oh I've answered part of my question!!
 Scottydog09
Joined: 11/16/2006
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Posted: 5/4/2007 8:47:38 AM

That is what i have always thought why couldn't God have given us men equipment that looked something pretty like a miniture rocket ship for example?


I dunno about a rocket bt when girls see mine they are usually over the moon!!!

(sorry, couldn't resist getting that one in )
 restless_native
Joined: 12/17/2006
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Posted: 3/30/2008 4:19:53 AM
Apparently there's one on my profile. Although it must be like one of those magic eye images.

I keep getting told by women that they've seen a pr1ck on there. But, even if I squint and make myself go cross eyed I can't see it myself.
 yorkiebar
Joined: 10/31/2006
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Posted: 3/30/2008 1:16:13 PM
it amazes me how something so knobbly and vainy can give you so much pleasure,or not in some cases lol
 pebble_hunter
Joined: 4/8/2015
Msg: 67
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Posted: 4/30/2015 11:59:30 AM
I was a child of11, coming home from school, going up stairs (council housing), a man in a corner of the stairwell poking it out of his trousers,, he said something, cant remember what, but I ran ups past him (didn't know anything different to do, and told me mum.

didn't have a phone so didn't call the cops,,, just put it down to an experience I shall always forget until I see a post title lol
 Vicki159
Joined: 6/3/2014
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Posted: 4/30/2015 2:28:05 PM
^^^had a similar experience about 17. Walking to the station to get the train for work, man in the phone box smiling at me which I thought was odd. Looked down and he was.......... Didnt phone the police but maybe I should of.

First time on line. Chatted to a guy, gave him my number he sent me a pic of hes thing. I sat there thinking 'what was it I said'?
 GattoMonstrosis
Joined: 4/4/2013
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Posted: 4/30/2015 9:55:49 PM
I've been aware of mine as longer than i can remember, i do remember the first time i saw a rubber one though, eleven years old playing in an old house that was going to be demolished we found an eight inch pink dildo with veins and everything and spent the rest of the day hitting each other over the head and around the face with it. :)
 Mysticus_Amatrix
Joined: 2/27/2013
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Posted: 4/30/2015 11:44:22 PM
Lol, 8inches of rubber round the face? Thats gotta hurt!
I grew up with brothers so I occassionally/accidently saw a wee one.
The first adult d1ck I saw was when I was about 10 and my brothers and I (street kids in London) got taken to the police station, not arrested, just a warning.
I went in a cell by myself and this copper came in and got his d1ck out and stroked it while he asked me if I knew what masterbation meant. ( I didnt at the time) but told him 'put that by me and I'll rip it off' lol
 GattoMonstrosis
Joined: 4/4/2013
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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:45:24 AM
I was a london street kid, that why we were playing in houses being demolished, old factories and disused railway lines. :)

I was almost seduced by a friends very gorgeous divorced mother once and only realised it far too late to jump at the chance, but being about 14 to her 30 something and totally cluelessly blind to anything obvious that didn't actually kick me in the nuts to get my attention i didn't take the hint when she talked about sex and ran home to lock myself in the bathroom and think very hard about the words she'd used. :)
 Nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
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Posted: 5/1/2015 4:04:10 PM
I think the first one I saw not attached to one of my brothers, or me, (meaning mine of course) was at Junior School, I must have been about 9.

The "slow" kids were all lumped together in one class. Class 5. I went to the toilet one day and standing at the urinal, I heard the door of a cubicle creak. A member (if you will excuse the pun) of Class 5 was sitting there slowly manipulating his very large c ock. I couldn't believe the size of it. I rushed out of the toilet as I thought he may hit me for looking at him.

At that age I didn't realise that perhaps it was not always that big..... and as for his b alls! 8-)

Nowadays, I probably would have told him that I had seen bigger things in pea pods. (it would have been a lie then, as now).

This may be a totally prejudice thing, but has anyone else noticed that those who are "slow" often have large dongs?
 scareymush
Joined: 8/9/2011
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Posted: 5/2/2015 8:02:19 AM
Mysticus

I went in a cell by myself and this copper came in and got his d1ck out and stroked it while he asked me if I knew what masterbation meant. ( I didnt at the time) but told him 'put that by me and I'll rip it off' lol

That was awful to read - Thank God the little girl that you were then was mad and bad enough to give that fvcker a verbal punch in the gut.

I never saw a real live one until I was age 19 - I'm still sweet and innocent to this day almost a hundred years later - I'm lucky, I think.

But I remember a class outing at age 11 to the National Art Gallery where there was a Grecian statue of a naked man at the foot of the stairs we were supposed to ascend - I was absolutely enthralled and couldn't stop looking at it, I thought it was really beautiful, all of it, not just one particular part....but Sr. Teresita disturbed my revelry and whooshed me up the stairs clicking her tongue quite loudly with obvious annoyance on her part...she kind of made me feel a bit bad for being fascinated by pure unadulterated beauty.

Notts...

This may be a totally prejudice thing, but has anyone else noticed that those who are "slow" often have large dongs?

Hmmmmm....hahaha, I can't say I have noticed that particular phenomenon - anyway, I only ever want to get down and dirty with the boys who are brainiacs....in my experience them lot have been well endowed enough for my satisfaction.
 billybonds
Joined: 8/8/2014
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Posted: 5/2/2015 12:26:58 PM
It was filmed and it is all over You Tube now. It was, I think the summer of 1971, August the 15th to be precise. By maternal report, a small 7 year boy with lovely blue eyes and lovely long eyelashes and dimples! beheld a very powerful man hoving into his line of vision. And this wretched man, balding, unshaven, smelling of cheap aftershave and rat's urine with an utterly shifty countenance and seemingly offering a tempting bag of sweets temporarily suspended the redeemability of the United States dollar into gold.

It was a lie of course. Temporary, my left foot. This child was left troubled, confused and feeling very soiled for years
by this skullduggery . And on his behalf and in keeping with my evidently noble character and even if I am the last poster standing on this forum, it now falls incumbent on me for the sake of that poor child's redemption to enlighten the many children of the Great Britain and Northern Ireland forum to the perils of the worldwide fiatphilla brought forward that day in this child's very own garden of loveliness. It has taken him years to work through the confusion sown that day. Recovered now, he believes passionately in converting all his fiat paper into gold and silver. Do you.

I suppose it was in the school showers. All very innocent until the inequalities became apparent and the socialists
became involved, taxing**** When I was eighteen, I was awed by some of my dimmer teammates' abilities on the ball. I was Brooking-esque. I had then and still do, very meaty thighs, They remain my USP. I do believe every great landscape is desirous of a great frame.
 Kentish-Man
Joined: 3/7/2012
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Posted: 5/2/2015 1:17:36 PM
First one I saw was when I was 8 and Jim was fixing it for me to eat my lunch on a rollercoaster.
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