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 Westernguy
Joined: 2/14/2014
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I have noticed a growing trend in the last couple years where being asked my peni s size is pretty standard - not just how long but width and whether or not I measure it with a ruler or tape measure.





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 basilisk123
Joined: 12/17/2011
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Posted: 3/25/2014 6:33:32 PM
As a guy I think it's weird that us men feel a corolation between penis size and manliness. It's sort of ingrained into us by society. I have been asked about my penis size by women before, I get very uncomfortable telling them, even though I got nothing to be ashamed about. I actually like how mine is, shape/size wise. There is one thing that is really annoying, those random erections during the day that happen for no reason. So uncomfortable and embarrassing. Especially during the height of summer.
 April1963
Joined: 6/7/2013
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Posted: 3/26/2014 8:59:45 AM

I've had women ask me before dating. In fact, that's why I've never dated a woman from here or Ok Cupid, because, and they'd end up asking me... from now on I'm going to take the measurement from when I was 14, which was half the average size , cut that in half, and give it to them. I predict that they will stop replying once I do that.


LOL,lol,lol.


I just tell em if they want to know how long it is they can feel free to measure it. :)


Oh NO.......does this mean that we have to put/keep one more item in our purse?.

Okay, Note to self
purse items:.. Rule or Measuring tape


You guys are funny, thanks for making me smile.lol

Have a nice day!!
 gtomustang
Joined: 6/16/2007
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Posted: 3/26/2014 9:25:46 AM
A dollar bill is six inches long--so you already have the measuring stick in your purse :)
 dwmitch
Joined: 12/31/2009
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Posted: 3/26/2014 10:36:06 AM

Are you guys actually serious that they ask you what size you are before dating you? How is that even considered acceptable social conduct?


I'm serious, and to me it doesn't seem to fall within the realm of acceptable conduct. That's why I generally stop talking to women who ask.

Then again, conduct seems to be deteriorating these days. When I was working at McDonald's I had to take this punk, who was 19 and wanting to sleep with a 14 year old girl, out to the fenced in trash compactor because he physically attacked me for refusing to cover his shift (when I was already on hour 13 covering for someone else) so he could go commit statutory rape. In my day you didn't talk about sex in public, especially with a minor and in front of the girl's parents.

When he came hobbling back up to the main building he was complaining about not being able to, in his words, "**** his girlfriend" for three whole days and loudly proclaiming the physical discomfort from unsatisfied arousal to the point that customers who had ordered their food on a tray were asking for bags so they could leave. One woman even walked out before she got her order, not even taking the time to ask for a refund.

When I saw a woman jogging in a sports bra I asked my friend later how they were functionally different from a small t-shirt. When she explained it to me I asked why women didn't just work out in a regular one since they seem to do the same thing. She sent me two links to Victoria's Secret to illustrate the differences. When I jokingly said that I wouldn't shop there since they discriminate against bigger women, as none of their sizes went above 38, she said they're made for average women. Then out of the blue she told me her size, both band and cup.

She said "I don't see why it's a secret. It's pretty obvious." It's not to everyone. When I go into Wal Mart I can't tell a woman's cup size by looking, and in my day trying to find out a woman's size would get a man slapped. A lady wouldn't tell, either. The only exception is if a man was running to the store and his wife asked him to pick one up for her.

Then again, I guess social conduct changes every generation. Our parents probably consider us uncouth at times, just as our grandparents did our parents, our great-grandparents did our grandparents, etc.
 notjesus
Joined: 7/4/2008
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Posted: 4/3/2014 2:17:30 PM
Just go commando in slacks. That way they don't have to bring up the awkward question. Everyone wins.

AKA the Jon Hamm method.
 MS.ICENI
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Posted: 4/4/2014 12:49:08 PM
^^^Not necessarily, nonjesus. Some guys are growers and not showers. Could be very deceptive.
 notjesus
Joined: 7/4/2008
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Posted: 4/4/2014 3:19:02 PM
From what I hear, so is Hamm. Shows 8, grows 13.

Don Draper always gives you more than advertised.
 chill78
Joined: 10/13/2013
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Posted: 4/8/2014 7:19:50 AM

Not necessarily, nonjesus. Some guys are growers and not showers. Could be very deceptive.


Also, a man's penis size can vary when he is flaccid. For example, sometimes it can get smaller when a man is cold or taking a shower.
 drinkthesunwithmyface
Joined: 3/27/2012
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Posted: 4/8/2014 1:41:15 PM
Hell, sometimes with me there can be almost a whole inch worth of difference depending on how horny I am.
 sigungq
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Posted: 4/16/2014 4:23:33 PM
Well OP, since I've never had sex, I don't see myself as a great lover. As for my penis, well, whatever size it may be, it's still the biggest waste of flesh attached to my body. The only thing it has ever done for me is give me a lot of frustration.
 drinkthesunwithmyface
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Posted: 4/16/2014 5:09:33 PM
Awww...you just need to get some scented candles, bubble bath, and Kenny G. for yourself...enjoy some "me time".

Kenny G...nooo!

How 'bout some Carmina Burana, O Fortuna.
 basilisk123
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Posted: 4/17/2014 7:22:01 AM
"Well OP, since I've never had sex, I don't see myself as a great lover. As for my penis, well, whatever size it may be, it's still the biggest waste of flesh attached to my body. The only thing it has ever done for me is give me a lot of frustration."

Well dude, I am no porn star myself. I have been with a few women in my life, and trust me you are not missing much. First few times I had sex, I was thinking to myself, "Really? This is what I was desperate to get for so many years...". Don't get me wrong, it was nice, but definitely not something you should really care too much about.
 LoneScottishBoy
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Posted: 4/17/2014 7:27:11 AM
"Guys with big penises have smaller brains and have more chance of criminal activity."

This would be the perfect time for some to chime in with a reply like "I dont really understand what you are saying, but I will ask my parole officer."

:)
 InnerGorilla
Joined: 4/1/2014
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Posted: 4/17/2014 12:05:22 PM
Guys with big penises have smaller brains and have more chance of criminal activity."


Totally disagree with this statement. What really happens is simple, a larger penis needs more blood to stay erect. So, there's only enough oxygen to keep one or the other working properly.

So guy goes to a convenient store to buy a banana. A gorgeous woman comes into the store and he gets an erection, so instead of paying for his banana, he just points it at the store clerk with an empty look on his face. The clerk panics, give him all the money, so by the time his erection is down, well, he's handcuffed not worried about going to jail, but that he never got her phone number.
 drinkthesunwithmyface
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Posted: 4/18/2014 2:43:51 AM

Guys with big penises have smaller brains and have more chance of criminal activity.

You just made that up. Did too. Hehe. I'm never involved in criminal activity. So there. Maybe I'm one of those exceptions?

Does this mean that all women who want a bigger one need to start going to chess clubs? Get to those chess matches and find your man!

Wouldn't we think that those with small ones are more prone to criminal activity, because they're unsatisfied with themselves, have low self-esteem, or don't get much sex because they feel too inadequate to try to find a woman...and therefore they do criminal stuff because they are in this mental state?

Well, but wait...if you have a small one, maybe you try harder - guys with big ones not thinking that they have to do much in life? - and so the smaller one will achieve more?

What really happens is simple, a larger penis needs more blood to stay erect. So, there's only enough oxygen to keep one or the other working properly

Does this mean that you are more prone to criminal activity if you're getting sex, or at least when you have a boner? So to reduce crime, stop giving guys boners. Loss of enough blood in the brain will make them start doing criminal stuff. Or maybe it's that the boners need to be satisfied, so blood will go back to the brain. So, to reduce crime, if you see a guy with a boner, take care of it already :) Quick, before the criminal activity starts.
 InnerGorilla
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Posted: 4/18/2014 7:06:00 AM

Or maybe it's that the boners need to be satisfied, so blood will go back to the brain. So, to reduce crime, if you see a guy with a boner, take care of it already :) Quick, before the criminal activity starts.


Yeah, that's the ticket.

Then we can develop a special task force with incredibly gorgeous women like in Baywatch and crime will be a thing of the past.

However, I do not know what will happen if they get a hold of Viagra.
 Cdan1957
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Posted: 4/18/2014 11:22:05 AM

Well dude, I am no porn star myself. I have been with a few women in my life, and trust me you are not missing much. First few times I had sex, I was thinking to myself, "Really? This is what I was desperate to get for so many years...". Don't get me wrong, it was nice, but definitely not something you should really care too much about.


You are joking right?
 dwmitch
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Posted: 4/19/2014 11:19:24 AM

The study also says criminals are likely to have more apish looks with long arms and can crawl very well


Is this one of those one or the other situations or do all three have to hold true? I have ape arms, at least that's what my dad teased me about when we worked together, shared a weedeater, and he'd have to adjust the strap after I used it, but I'm on the small side around the equator and pretty much immobile if I'm not in a standing position. I haven't noticed any criminal tendencies.

I have a cousin, on the other hand, whom we use to call T. Rex because of his short stubby arms. He's going back to prison for the third time (first time theft, second time probation violation, this time because he stole a tractor, trashed a ranch, and set fire to the aforementioned tractor).
 basilisk123
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Posted: 4/20/2014 2:59:40 AM
@cdab1957
No, I am not kidding. Sex is not really that important in the grand scheme of things as far as life goes. Yes, it's fun, but thats about it. There are so many better things to devote your energy to than getting laid.
 InnerGorilla
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Posted: 4/21/2014 11:46:05 AM

There are so many better things to devote your energy to than getting laid.


Like what?

Also, if you are going to "DEVOTE" your energy. It is usually something that creates meaning in your life. To which, sex and awesome relationship with someone is the payoff, not the ultimate end.
 MsMicki
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Posted: 4/21/2014 8:28:26 PM

Well dude, I am no porn star myself. I have been with a few women in my life, and trust me you are not missing much. First few times I had sex, I was thinking to myself, "Really? This is what I was desperate to get for so many years...". Don't get me wrong, it was nice, but definitely not something you should really care too much about..


Then you aren't doing it right!!! :P
 chill78
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Posted: 4/21/2014 9:56:53 PM

Guys with big penises have smaller brains and have more chance of criminal activity.


Maybe women that are looking for large penises should avoid doctors, lawyers, business men and other successful people. And start dating high school dropouts that work at McDonald's. LOL.
 basilisk123
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Posted: 4/22/2014 12:09:49 AM
"Then you aren't doing it right!!! :P"

Lol, maybe. Doesn't mean I am wrong.
 Mandinjo
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Posted: 4/22/2014 5:05:37 PM
Or, are just too old to care anymore.

"After awhile Jeff you stopp looking for a place to throw your underwear and start looking for a place to hang your hat." -Pierce from Community.

Time is everything ladies and unfortunately in this world getting hitched as early as possible is NOT ideal for anyone under 30.
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