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 InnerGorilla
Joined: 4/1/2014
Msg: 357
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Guys with big penises have smaller brains and have more chance of criminal activity."


Totally disagree with this statement. What really happens is simple, a larger penis needs more blood to stay erect. So, there's only enough oxygen to keep one or the other working properly.

So guy goes to a convenient store to buy a banana. A gorgeous woman comes into the store and he gets an erection, so instead of paying for his banana, he just points it at the store clerk with an empty look on his face. The clerk panics, give him all the money, so by the time his erection is down, well, he's handcuffed not worried about going to jail, but that he never got her phone number.
 drinkthesunwithmyface
Joined: 3/27/2012
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Posted: 4/18/2014 2:43:51 AM

Guys with big penises have smaller brains and have more chance of criminal activity.

You just made that up. Did too. Hehe. I'm never involved in criminal activity. So there. Maybe I'm one of those exceptions?

Does this mean that all women who want a bigger one need to start going to chess clubs? Get to those chess matches and find your man!

Wouldn't we think that those with small ones are more prone to criminal activity, because they're unsatisfied with themselves, have low self-esteem, or don't get much sex because they feel too inadequate to try to find a woman...and therefore they do criminal stuff because they are in this mental state?

Well, but wait...if you have a small one, maybe you try harder - guys with big ones not thinking that they have to do much in life? - and so the smaller one will achieve more?

What really happens is simple, a larger penis needs more blood to stay erect. So, there's only enough oxygen to keep one or the other working properly

Does this mean that you are more prone to criminal activity if you're getting sex, or at least when you have a boner? So to reduce crime, stop giving guys boners. Loss of enough blood in the brain will make them start doing criminal stuff. Or maybe it's that the boners need to be satisfied, so blood will go back to the brain. So, to reduce crime, if you see a guy with a boner, take care of it already :) Quick, before the criminal activity starts.
 InnerGorilla
Joined: 4/1/2014
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Posted: 4/18/2014 7:06:00 AM

Or maybe it's that the boners need to be satisfied, so blood will go back to the brain. So, to reduce crime, if you see a guy with a boner, take care of it already :) Quick, before the criminal activity starts.


Yeah, that's the ticket.

Then we can develop a special task force with incredibly gorgeous women like in Baywatch and crime will be a thing of the past.

However, I do not know what will happen if they get a hold of Viagra.
 Cdan1957
Joined: 9/17/2013
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Posted: 4/18/2014 11:22:05 AM

Well dude, I am no porn star myself. I have been with a few women in my life, and trust me you are not missing much. First few times I had sex, I was thinking to myself, "Really? This is what I was desperate to get for so many years...". Don't get me wrong, it was nice, but definitely not something you should really care too much about.


You are joking right?
 dwmitch
Joined: 12/31/2009
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Posted: 4/19/2014 11:19:24 AM

The study also says criminals are likely to have more apish looks with long arms and can crawl very well


Is this one of those one or the other situations or do all three have to hold true? I have ape arms, at least that's what my dad teased me about when we worked together, shared a weedeater, and he'd have to adjust the strap after I used it, but I'm on the small side around the equator and pretty much immobile if I'm not in a standing position. I haven't noticed any criminal tendencies.

I have a cousin, on the other hand, whom we use to call T. Rex because of his short stubby arms. He's going back to prison for the third time (first time theft, second time probation violation, this time because he stole a tractor, trashed a ranch, and set fire to the aforementioned tractor).
 basilisk123
Joined: 12/17/2011
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Posted: 4/20/2014 2:59:40 AM
@cdab1957
No, I am not kidding. Sex is not really that important in the grand scheme of things as far as life goes. Yes, it's fun, but thats about it. There are so many better things to devote your energy to than getting laid.
 InnerGorilla
Joined: 4/1/2014
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Posted: 4/21/2014 11:46:05 AM

There are so many better things to devote your energy to than getting laid.


Like what?

Also, if you are going to "DEVOTE" your energy. It is usually something that creates meaning in your life. To which, sex and awesome relationship with someone is the payoff, not the ultimate end.
 MsMicki
Joined: 10/2/2006
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Posted: 4/21/2014 8:28:26 PM

Well dude, I am no porn star myself. I have been with a few women in my life, and trust me you are not missing much. First few times I had sex, I was thinking to myself, "Really? This is what I was desperate to get for so many years...". Don't get me wrong, it was nice, but definitely not something you should really care too much about..


Then you aren't doing it right!!! :P
 chill78
Joined: 10/13/2013
Msg: 365
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Posted: 4/21/2014 9:56:53 PM

Guys with big penises have smaller brains and have more chance of criminal activity.


Maybe women that are looking for large penises should avoid doctors, lawyers, business men and other successful people. And start dating high school dropouts that work at McDonald's. LOL.
 basilisk123
Joined: 12/17/2011
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Posted: 4/22/2014 12:09:49 AM
"Then you aren't doing it right!!! :P"

Lol, maybe. Doesn't mean I am wrong.
 Mandinjo
Joined: 10/22/2013
Msg: 367
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Posted: 4/22/2014 5:05:37 PM
Or, are just too old to care anymore.

"After awhile Jeff you stopp looking for a place to throw your underwear and start looking for a place to hang your hat." -Pierce from Community.

Time is everything ladies and unfortunately in this world getting hitched as early as possible is NOT ideal for anyone under 30.
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