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 normaldude
Joined: 3/8/2006
Msg: 141
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so the game is to try and find some kind of angle to get in the sack with the object of your affection..... guys learn to come up with stuff that gives them the best chance at getting it on.... We may "stretch the truth" a bit like maybe a fisherman bragging about how big his catch was but we are just trying to find a way to "connect". By the time the noodle comes out I would think the lady isnt going to say we lied and run away? Some kind of noodle is better than no noodle at all??
 bradjm63
Joined: 2/22/2011
Msg: 142
Penis Pride
Posted: 10/26/2012 2:06:57 PM
Well I'm not sure it's a big issue


I have a little**** I let them know, and I'm fighting them off with a stick lol
 15111958
Joined: 12/6/2011
Msg: 143
Penis Pride
Posted: 10/26/2012 3:58:17 PM
I have never lied about the size of my penis to a woman. What would be the point of that?

I don't claim to be all that in bed either.
 DomG79
Joined: 3/12/2011
Msg: 144
Penis Pride
Posted: 10/26/2012 6:37:13 PM
Seeing how women seem to have a problem with my height, I got to let them know that I'm not short all over. A lot of their height preferences are driven by the presumption that a shorter man has a smaller penis. Also, apparently my looks and my charm are never enough, so I have to have something they might like.
 eattoplease55
Joined: 10/22/2012
Msg: 147
Penis Pride
Posted: 10/26/2012 8:40:53 PM
Well.....sorry bout your luck....I never talked about my****nor bragged about what I do...geuss i have a mind-eh?....as for size and all that....some need what-ever or say they do and some have no idea how to use what they have...lol....same goes for woman participating in bed also....some dont think they have to do anything cept lay there....oh well....there ARE all kinds!
 01Sandy01
Joined: 10/14/2012
Msg: 148
Penis Pride
Posted: 10/26/2012 9:02:12 PM
LOL nothing makes a woman madder than being lied to about a penis.a big penis aint everything.just know how to use what you got.how damn hard can it be?
 funandfloating
Joined: 10/12/2012
Msg: 149
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Posted: 10/26/2012 9:16:41 PM
When a man talks about how big his penis is and how he knows how to use it you can bet it isn't and that he doesn't. lol!! It is like the women that say they are average and when they turn up, they are obese. Who can figure it??
 funandfloating
Joined: 10/12/2012
Msg: 150
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Posted: 10/26/2012 9:17:29 PM
Well it has to be pretty hard, to be any good lol! damn hard in fact.
 VinnieOver50
Joined: 7/11/2011
Msg: 151
Penis Pride
Posted: 10/26/2012 11:47:48 PM
Hello Ladies, I will be very open and honest. I need feedback to find out what women think about a penis that is 5 1/2 by 5 1/2 around. Thanks.
 missraven1
Joined: 8/12/2011
Msg: 152
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Posted: 10/27/2012 12:22:45 AM
^^^ If I have it right, 6 inches is the average right so you're only half an inch off lengthwise and you won't get called a disparaging name likening it to a pencil. If that helps.
Re the OT, sort of like men and women who misrepresent their body type. The aim being that once the person gets to know her/him, the physical barrier will disappear.
 missraven1
Joined: 8/12/2011
Msg: 154
Penis Pride
Posted: 10/27/2012 2:19:21 AM

From my experience large think women need large thick p*nis. Skinny girls usually has small kitty and get scared from the big one even you assure them you will be gentle but they never believe that and they say when you are excited your brain is blocked. I think he is a crazy man who has under 6 inches p*nis and date big thick woman he should be looking for skinny one to avoid the embarrassment. When I say sick it does not mean fat, from my experience women with thick butts has tick kitties too. That is my kind of woman.

I think it's a fallacy to correlate vaj size to the size of a woman. Would be like saying all big guys have big penises and all little guys have small ones. I doubt that's true. Maybe the bigger women you've encountered have had children so they've stretched out a bit, which accounts for the difference.
 DomG79
Joined: 3/12/2011
Msg: 155
Penis Pride
Posted: 10/27/2012 3:22:58 AM

So.. basically.. you figure if you tell them that you have a gigantic penis, they'll look past all the other stuff that may deter them from dating you.. ?

I can't tell if you're being serious with the above, but if so.. does that honestly seem like a good idea to you??


Yeah, I am honest about it. I don't tell them I have a gigantic penis. I let them know I am not short all over. I am sure I got a lot of other things going for me, but they don't seem to care. If they are heterosexual, they might be refreshed to know that there are men out here who could pleasure them. So yes, I am being serious. No, I don't make reference to my penis in my profile.


Seeing how women seem to have a problem with my height, I got to let them know that I'm not short all over. A lot of their height preferences are driven by the presumption that a shorter man has a smaller penis. Also, apparently my looks and my charm are never enough, so I have to have something they might like.


Notice my original post.
 HeartOn64
Joined: 5/31/2012
Msg: 156
Penis Pride
Posted: 10/27/2012 3:37:58 AM

I like the smaller and skinny , fit woman so I do not have to hear about their need for ten inch schlong. woman with smaller hip, nice bun always easy to man handle unlike larger size woman who always complain about the size of man's genitalia.


A woman's body size has NOTHING to do with the size of her vagina Mr. Misinformed.
You need smaller women so you can delude yourself into thinking you have a bigger d*ck.
Not all big women need a 10 incher! My guy is about 6 inches,perfect for me and that just helps to not hurt my cervix,and really,women need a man who knows how to USE it.Our G-spots are only an inch or 2 inside of us...so the rest is just waste in my book.
 PartPopsicle
Joined: 8/22/2012
Msg: 157
Penis Pride
Posted: 11/4/2012 2:39:46 PM
The same reason women puff up their breast in photos, take fotos behind pillows because they know that huge is unattractive. Etc, wear make up, get botox etc, it's about illusion. Duh!???
 Doremi_Fasolatido
Joined: 2/14/2009
Msg: 158
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Posted: 11/4/2012 4:11:19 PM
OP, I'd say most men are proud of their penises. There is a very good reason for this.... IT'S MAGIC

It can grow from less than an inch to 6 times its shrunken size. What other body part can say this. It also can go from a mushy flesh lump to rock solid vaginal invader in an instant. It can take a brutal pounding with no ill effect. In fact, it seems to relish this abuse at times.

But OP, don't forget that us men have 2 heads. Most of us use the head on top of our shoulders to do our thinking. This is especially true as we age and gain experience. However, when we're young we sometimes do our thinking with our penile head. Keep in mind, this little head is most likely brain damaged from all the pounding...

The magic , No.. The power this little head can exert over the big head is indeed great. This can then lead to excessive penile pride as the little head will do or say whatever it has to to get it's way... Of course, it's mostly BS but it does make for cheap entertainment, does'nt it?
 kjay41
Joined: 8/19/2012
Msg: 159
Penis Pride
Posted: 11/4/2012 4:16:32 PM
I've also had the opposite situation.......the guy keeps telling me he's really small and that's why he's "afraid" I've haven't seen for myself, but this strikes me as strange.
 PartPopsicle
Joined: 8/22/2012
Msg: 160
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Posted: 11/4/2012 4:52:03 PM
I had a friend say I was huge and should do porn. I don't get that a lot but she said she couldn't date me because of it because she liked small size men to keep her own elasticity. That was the weirdest thing I had ever heard.

But then, nothing is more infuriating to me that stereotyping. Especially the stereotypes that start with 'All men are.......'

I am not proud about anything, least of all this. If I had my way, I would make a few changes such as more skin, foreskin and make it not curve lol. But that's just me.
 atallgreyeyedman
Joined: 3/4/2008
Msg: 161
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Posted: 11/4/2012 7:13:45 PM
2 quotes to think about... It is the motion of the ocean.not the size of the wave. Also, good things come in small packages. hehe
 tallshyman
Joined: 1/1/2008
Msg: 162
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Posted: 11/4/2012 10:51:03 PM

Hello Ladies, I will be very open and honest. I need feedback to find out what women think about a penis that is 5 1/2 by 5 1/2 around. Thanks.


mine is 9" and 6.7" around my twin is the same I think but I am not going to ask.
people will do bragging for you so there is no need to talk about. women have never turn me down for my size
 PartPopsicle
Joined: 8/22/2012
Msg: 164
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Posted: 11/5/2012 12:38:29 AM
4.5? so some need castration then. lol
I have no idea what average is. I don't measure. I don't even know how. I tried but it's always self flattery so I relent to the lady and let her determine for I have heard it all. And it's all relative. From gasps, to 'It's so big' to 'it's average' to eh! lol So who the hell knows? It's like a guy and boobs. Some are never satisfied so they have a collection of pin ups. lol
 Byoung28
Joined: 10/17/2008
Msg: 165
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Posted: 11/9/2012 12:37:48 PM
I really dont know how mine is, Why dont you measure it CajunSweety30
 JerseyGirl2008
Joined: 12/27/2007
Msg: 166
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Posted: 11/9/2012 1:06:29 PM

2 quotes to think about... It is the motion of the ocean.not the size of the wave. Also, good things come in small packages. hehe

LOL...and both sayings were probably designed to appease men who are not well endowed. :-)
 15111958
Joined: 12/6/2011
Msg: 167
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Posted: 11/9/2012 2:35:07 PM

LOL...and both sayings were probably designed to appease men who are not well endowed


and why would men who are not well endowed need appeasing?


maybe it's the women with big pussies and small tits that need appeasing. They got two sizes they're lacking in.
 OutMind
Joined: 2/13/2007
Msg: 168
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Posted: 11/9/2012 2:50:46 PM

I have no idea what average is. I don't measure. I don't even know how. I tried but it's always self flattery so I relent to the lady and let her determine for I have heard it all.


You tried?

Dude, this is a scary thought, going around with a ruler measuring guys.

LOL
 PartPopsicle
Joined: 8/22/2012
Msg: 170
Penis Pride
Posted: 11/9/2012 5:33:22 PM
Name calling, bullying, insulting, denigrations etc. are all taunts adults use in groups to make themselves feel better than the outcast. It's pathetic but usually the only recreation they have outside of crocheting. I know a couple of twins who are gorgeous. One of them, Ciara, hate's well endowed. She is scared of it and only will date guys 6'' or under. I don't know how she tells but I never asked her. All I know is she said she would never date me. lmaooooooo cough cough, not that I cared. There are over 3 billion women on earth, I think my odds are good. It's just with all the mockery guys have to deal with from women except for those who take money in exchange for intimacy. Men have no problems with size. Those gals with take anything for cash. For love is a different thing. More women do for cash what they would never do for love. Shows you how much love men get these days. Even fat ugly women have playgirl calendars. Not like they have calendars of fat ugly men.

So most men, big or little, suffer some kind of ridicule from women unless they have the cash to shut them up. Then they get respected. But on Gp? most have no respect for men because all the one's they left screw them, screwed them. lol
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