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|So I can still borrow your car tomorrow, right?|
Just in case I need to subpoena you, could you fill out this form in triplicate?
I just found out average is NOT 4 inches....
Could you give me back my CDs you borrowed?
Here's your t-shirt back...sorry, my cat peed on it and I didn't have time to wash it....
Can my new boyfriend call you for advice on how to please me in bed? (no lie - my sister's new boyfriend actually DID call her old one for that reason...HAHAHAH)
I can't really talk about the reasons I'm breaking up with you right NOW, but when my book is published I'll send you a copy...
|What not to say when you are breaking up with someone|
Posted: 2/21/2007 10:52:50 AM
|I always try to avoid talking about dogs and forks and her mom in the same sentence.|
Well actually I don’t date much but - I do practice breaking up with gals. I figure practice might come in handy someday.
I get a phone book and call them at random.
“Hello - you don’t know me but - my needs have changed and I don’t think we should see each other anymore - or ... ever. I would like to wish you and yours the very best”