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 ebgdae
Joined: 12/27/2006
Msg: 51
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"big, blonde, half-naked, viking transvestite"

^^It's the worst fear when trying to work out who the real person is behind a profile on here,
 BluePatch
Joined: 3/4/2006
Msg: 52
WHAT ARE YOUR DO'S & DON'TS ON A FIRST DATES
Posted: 8/14/2007 2:23:55 AM
Choose an establishment with a metal detector at the entrance e.g. airport coffee shop. Best to know if they are hiding any scissors
 CavesBeach
Joined: 12/19/2005
Msg: 53
WHAT ARE YOUR DO'S & DON'TS ON A FIRST DATES
Posted: 8/14/2007 2:29:03 AM
rules schamules

just be yourself !! that way they might fall in love with thyself and not your alter-ego.

oh yer', prey your date is the same person from their profile and not a 500 island chief in a tutu
 jannick06
Joined: 1/25/2007
Msg: 54
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WHAT ARE YOUR DO'S & DON'TS ON A FIRST DATES
Posted: 8/14/2007 3:05:40 AM
Dont talk for at least 30min
then look deeply into their eyes and say you look like my next husband
works everytime
 ebgdae
Joined: 12/27/2006
Msg: 55
WHAT ARE YOUR DO'S & DON'TS ON A FIRST DATES
Posted: 8/14/2007 4:10:43 AM
"the same person from their profile and not a 500 island chief in a tutu"

^^^I resent that statement!
I'm only 340lb, never claimed to a chief and it's a piupiu thank you!
 Lacrymosa
Joined: 6/23/2007
Msg: 56
WHAT ARE YOUR DO'S & DON'TS ON A FIRST DATES
Posted: 8/14/2007 6:49:42 AM

it's a piupiu



Can you drink that?
 atalia
Joined: 3/28/2007
Msg: 57
WHAT ARE YOUR DO'S & DON'TS ON A FIRST DATES
Posted: 8/14/2007 10:48:35 PM
Dont tuck ya trackies into your socks
Dont take your scissors, you may be tempted to use them
Take a chute if your near balconies
If ya have a merc, take it to impress the chicks
Remember to suggest a beach walk
Consider pig shooting as a possible date option
Flannos are good date fashion if teamed with fishnets
Remember to look for fallen thongs on the way out
Keep your pet geese away from your date
Make sure your date still has lead in his pencil
 ~ charli ~
Joined: 6/24/2007
Msg: 58
WHAT ARE YOUR DO'S & DON'TS ON A FIRST DATES
Posted: 8/14/2007 10:54:49 PM
Dont tuck ya trackies into your socks
Dont take your scissors, you may be tempted to use them
Take a chute if your near balconies
If ya have a merc, take it to impress the chicks
Remember to suggest a beach walk
Consider pig shooting as a possible date option
Flannos are good date fashion if teamed with fishnets
Remember to look for fallen thongs on the way out
Keep your pet geese away from your date
Make sure your date still has lead in his pencil


That's a great list atalia!!
 ebgdae
Joined: 12/27/2006
Msg: 59
WHAT ARE YOUR DO'S & DON'TS ON A FIRST DATES
Posted: 8/14/2007 10:55:19 PM
RE # 56

They're made from flax but I'm sure there's a way to ferment them into alcohol.
 Lacrymosa
Joined: 6/23/2007
Msg: 60
WHAT ARE YOUR DO'S & DON'TS ON A FIRST DATES
Posted: 8/14/2007 11:52:32 PM
God, I hope so. I'm almost out.....
 obhwhitedragon
Joined: 1/29/2007
Msg: 61
WHAT ARE YOUR DO'S & DON'TS ON A FIRST DATES
Posted: 8/15/2007 7:55:46 AM
''''Dont tuck ya trackies into your socks
Dont take your scissors, you may be tempted to use them
Take a chute if your near balconies
If ya have a merc, take it to impress the chicks
Remember to suggest a beach walk
Consider pig shooting as a possible date option
Flannos are good date fashion if teamed with fishnets
Remember to look for fallen thongs on the way out
Keep your pet geese away from your date
Make sure your date still has lead in his pencil ''''


just had a hard night at work...

& you just made me laugh heaps..........
thanx..

& I will keep all of this in mind next time i see you walking down the street...
in your yellow raincoat & black knee high boot...& hat...
way cool.............
 regit
Joined: 6/4/2007
Msg: 62
WHAT ARE YOUR DO'S & DON'TS ON A FIRST DATES
Posted: 8/15/2007 8:05:58 AM
If your first date involves dining at an reasonable quality restaurant then my advice is not to snot in the cloth serviette the waiter places on your lap.

Those little treasures are best left for when u are dining with the prospective in-laws and seeking to impress.
 CuddlyCanuck
Joined: 4/3/2007
Msg: 63
WHAT ARE YOUR DO'S & DON'TS ON A FIRST DATES
Posted: 8/15/2007 8:06:40 AM
Oh dear....

Do NOT colour your own hair the night before a first date....
 Lacrymosa
Joined: 6/23/2007
Msg: 64
WHAT ARE YOUR DO'S & DON'TS ON A FIRST DATES
Posted: 8/15/2007 9:57:40 AM
~~~~Do NOT colour your own hair the night before a first date...!!!!!!

Sorry CC One of my best friends called me Monday night and she had coloured her own hair 3 times in 2 weeks....

I can still hear the blood curdling...."MY HAIR IS FALLING OUT!!!!! WHAT DO I DO?"

As if I am a hairdresser? (Hides my scissors) But I did provide appropriate girlfriend empathy and made her smile....

She had to cancel 2 dates....
 cuda64
Joined: 7/8/2007
Msg: 65
WHAT ARE YOUR DO'S & DON'TS ON A FIRST DATES
Posted: 8/15/2007 6:17:34 PM
Don't know........can't get a first date,maybe i should just go straight to the second date.
 ~ charli ~
Joined: 6/24/2007
Msg: 66
WHAT ARE YOUR DO'S & DON'TS ON A FIRST DATES
Posted: 8/15/2007 6:57:49 PM
Just make sure you are yourself BUT that is hard if the other person has been totally untruthful in their own profile.......
Other than that, it's a bloody good laugh when the date is finally finished......
Oh, another thought, have an escape plan!
 SergeantOz
Joined: 4/11/2007
Msg: 67
WHAT ARE YOUR DO'S & DON'TS ON A FIRST DATES
Posted: 8/15/2007 7:06:01 PM
Don't drink from the finger washing bowl or dip your fingers into the clear soup bowl and them wipe them onto shirt.

Oh and don't show your ignorance after having seafood when the Sorbet is brought around to cleanse your pallete .............. had that at a wedding when the girl next to me complained about the size of the desert !!

DO NOT BRING YOUR MAMA or KIDS WITH YOU .............. had this happen to a friend recently who's date brought her mother to check him out. He politely left after the mother moved closer to where they sat.
 Kissthisfrog !
Joined: 1/21/2007
Msg: 68
WHAT ARE YOUR DO'S & DON'TS ON A FIRST DATES
Posted: 8/15/2007 8:20:19 PM
If you visit the loo during your date ...., be sure you have not tucked the toilet roll into your knickers/underpants when you are leaving the toilet...., so you dont unroll a trail of tissue back to your table....,
It has happened !!
 Kissthisfrog !
Joined: 1/21/2007
Msg: 69
WHAT ARE YOUR DO'S & DON'TS ON A FIRST DATES
Posted: 8/15/2007 8:28:46 PM
Also...., Ladies and others..., if you are dating a truckie.....,
dont touch any rags inside the cab of the truck....,
........., who said that?
 beachlife68
Joined: 5/16/2007
Msg: 70
WHAT ARE YOUR DO'S & DON'TS ON A FIRST DATES
Posted: 8/15/2007 8:44:06 PM
ok these are for us boys only ...........................

trim nose hairs .... nothing worse than cuppacino froth hanging off them / trim ear hairs ....... so you don't get distracted and start twirling them with your fingers / if unable to trim said hairs prior to date, DO NOT ATTEMPT to pull them out with your fingers after the first course / do not put your wallet on the table if the impression mark of the 6 year old condom is visible on the leather / wear matching socks / do not wear football socks / wear underpants .... it's a first date after all / if the need to break wind arises, do not extend one finger towards your date and say "pull this" / do not lick your spoon and see if it sticks to your nose / if you need to belch, do not grab the sides of the table and proceed to pretend you are the titanic leaving port and sound your fog horn / very very tricky one, if you should for any reason become so excited during the course of the evening that results in a tightening in the front of your trousers .... casually cross your legs, do not jump to your feet screaming "babe, look what the hell you are doing to me ... screw desert, I'm ready to make your dreams come true"
 ~ charli ~
Joined: 6/24/2007
Msg: 71
WHAT ARE YOUR DO'S & DON'TS ON A FIRST DATES
Posted: 8/15/2007 10:01:08 PM

do not put your wallet on the table if the impression mark of the 6 year old condom is visible on the leather


 atalia
Joined: 3/28/2007
Msg: 72
WHAT ARE YOUR DO'S & DON'TS ON A FIRST DATES
Posted: 8/16/2007 4:02:23 AM

screw desert, I'm ready to make your dreams come true"

Hey I soooo met him!, then left
 obhwhitedragon
Joined: 1/29/2007
Msg: 73
WHAT ARE YOUR DO'S & DON'TS ON A FIRST DATES
Posted: 8/16/2007 4:14:27 AM
'''''''''''''''''''Hey I soooo met him!, then left ''''''''''

was that a DO or a DONT for you..............
 likes_a_laugh
Joined: 3/17/2007
Msg: 74
WHAT ARE YOUR DO'S & DON'TS ON A FIRST DATES
Posted: 8/16/2007 4:29:18 AM
Hey Beachman, I wonder how many blokes would admit to much of that being pretty close to home??

Hmmm now, what % score would I get from that list??

One other thing you left out is wiping your nose on your forearm when you've had the hot curry for main course... and of course asking her to pay for the meal cos you left your wallet at home (that one's always a winner).
 waiting for mr right
Joined: 8/5/2007
Msg: 75
WHAT ARE YOUR DO'S & DON'TS ON A FIRST DATES
Posted: 8/16/2007 4:46:55 AM
IN Laymens Terms:

Do have fun
Dont have sex
Do call her when you say "ill call you tomorrow:"
and don't be a jerk or a bi#ch
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