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|If you're single, and so is she find out if she wants a date.:) She might be very fun. You can definitely say she is an expressive woman. I like expressive women:) The closes I've had to that was my former neighbour whose girlfriend would scream so loud when they would have sex. I mean very, very loud. He definitely enjoyed that.|
Posted: 8/3/2007 12:52:16 AM
|When you hear the noise stop and she stops making noise, shout out really loud "Keep going! I'm almost there too!!!"|
Posted: 8/22/2007 5:27:46 PM
|What a thread! LOL Definitely worth the belly laughs! Makes me glad I don't live in an apartment, but with my neighbours? I'll make doubly certain all windows and blinds are closed!!! hahahaha |
Posted: 8/22/2007 6:16:02 PM
i would be far to embarrased to say anything to her about it
Knock on her door, tell her your lights have been flickering on and off then let her know you were concerned that there was a dangerous power drain somewhere in her apartment.
Posted: 8/22/2007 9:32:45 PM
|I would introduce myself if I were you and tell her she does not need to spend any more money on batteries and that you will do the job |
Posted: 8/24/2007 9:29:06 AM
I believe there are some people who LIKE having an "audience"
they might be slightly too shy to get it on in public, at a park or beach where people can actually see them, get the VISUAL effect.
but still get off somehow on people HEARING them and getting the auditory effect.
I swear there are people that moan and scream much louder when they KNOW there are people within hearing range, (e.g. hotel, apt. building) than they would if they were in an isolated place (e.g. lone cottage on an island, etc.)
they are putting on a SHOW..
I used to have neighbors who would SCREAM "OH GOD" "OH GOD" etc. so loud it would wake me up at 3-4 a.m. all the time, until one time I leaned out the window and SHOUTED in a DEEP voice:
"this is GOD speaking! please do NOT talk to me while you are fukking!"
ever since then they somehow are able to have sex in a little more muted manner..
Posted: 8/24/2007 9:57:51 AM
|I would masterbate at the same time...realllllllllllly loud...maybe even scream her name (if ya ever get the balls to find out what that might be)....|
Posted: 8/27/2007 3:36:40 PM
|Ok, first of all, unless you want to hear her screwing some hot guy, you should ask her out on a date before someone else does.|
Secondly, if she wanted random strange sex partners, you'd hear that; nor her alone, masturbating. So asking her if she wants a good lay right off the bat is NOT a good idea. I'll bet money she'll feel insulted. Ask her OUT on a date. Treat her like a lady. Not only does she have a healthy sex drive, but she's probably a nice girl worth long term possibilities.
Ask her out. Pretend you never heard her. Tell her you saw here in the hall and you think she's beautiful and you'd love to take her out for dinner.... no inviting yourself in with cake and wine hoping she's going to screw your brains out...
Like I said. If she wanted to screw strangers, she would be. As much as some of you think she'll react like she's in some porno, I can almost guarantee she'll take offense to any cheezy one liner proposition. No battery gifts either.
Good luck with you're masturbation-crazed neighbor!
Posted: 8/27/2007 4:01:05 PM
|why do you feel the need you must do something about it especially if you are aroused by it and it isnt annoying you anymore? let her be, try talking to her bit maybe the two of you could hookup and save her some battery costs|
Posted: 8/27/2007 5:57:42 PM
You rock Diva64. I always try to put some thought into my posts and give a female perspective on situations. I'm glad you agree!
Posted: 9/13/2007 8:43:40 AM
|You're so lucky having a neighbor like that. My neighbors are a gay couple who play loud disco music!|
Posted: 9/14/2007 7:45:24 AM
nest time she starts up, join in! maybe she can hear you going at it too?
or better yet, the next time YOU masturbate, do it right next to the adjoining walls so she can listen in!
Posted: 9/14/2007 1:28:41 PM
I think you should bake a coffee cake and go introduce yourself!!!!
Yes.. shaped like a dildo.
|and the winner is....|
Posted: 10/17/2007 9:11:47 AM
|when she starts wait until she gets right in the middle of it, then go and knock...odds are she is already having a fantasy that some stranger will come in and f*** her|
it probably wont matter who you are by the time you knock and she is primed....you have a shot
Posted: 10/17/2007 9:44:20 AM
|OK... Wait untill she gets started one time.... go knock on the door(loudly)... when she answers say... Excuse me - I'm -------- from next door, I've been hearing some intriging noises thru the wall lately and I was wondering if you might need some kind of assistance with the situation! (make sure you have a BIG smile and a tent in your pants wouldn't hurt!)|
Posted: 10/19/2007 4:49:42 PM
|Turn about is fair play. Make some noise of your own in concert with hers and see what happens. Dono't fake it either. Break out the lube and see if you two can find an ethereal connection.|
Posted: 10/20/2007 4:25:29 PM
|O.K. so, go knock on her door or were gonna pound you..|
Posted: 10/20/2007 11:03:51 PM
|I would go out and buy some lube and then knock on her door and explain why you have lube and give it to her. You can never have enough lube.|
the giggleparts - true that... true that.
Posted: 10/20/2007 11:53:58 PM
|^^^ I think a more direct route is needed here.... ask if you could borrow a cup of hot sex...|
the giggleparts - Seriously
Posted: 2/28/2008 11:25:01 PM
|i think u should knock at her door and offer to help out hahaha...and if she doesnt want u to...then go to the super and make a complaint about the noise HAHA|
never happened ...but it would be really funny styll ...i would bang on the wall all the time prolly haha
Posted: 2/29/2008 5:50:31 AM
|A quick way to see if she wants you to hear or not, is while she is mid flow, just have one loud knock against the wall, and see if she stops the noise for a lil while. If not, try again a little louder, and see if any knocking makes her stop. If it doesnt after a lot of knocking, she probably likes you listening, and maybe you should go introduce yourself when she has finished. |
Then the next time you see her, apologise for the noise while moving the furniture
Posted: 2/29/2008 8:18:18 AM
|i would introduce myself as a Energizer Battery salesman.|