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 Sturdavint
Joined: 9/22/2007
Msg: 48
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I call BS on this stroy.
 berrysweetncgurl
Joined: 8/2/2004
Msg: 49
and the winner is....
Posted: 10/17/2007 9:11:47 AM
when she starts wait until she gets right in the middle of it, then go and knock...odds are she is already having a fantasy that some stranger will come in and f*** her

it probably wont matter who you are by the time you knock and she is primed....you have a shot
 marcusthefalcon
Joined: 11/16/2005
Msg: 50
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Posted: 10/17/2007 9:44:20 AM
OK... Wait untill she gets started one time.... go knock on the door(loudly)... when she answers say... Excuse me - I'm -------- from next door, I've been hearing some intriging noises thru the wall lately and I was wondering if you might need some kind of assistance with the situation! (make sure you have a BIG smile and a tent in your pants wouldn't hurt!)
 rodd26
Joined: 6/18/2007
Msg: 51
masturbating neighbor
Posted: 10/17/2007 5:01:31 PM
what's your address?
i'll bring the beer!
saddle up! and jerk off with her.
knock on her door and introduce yourself, chronic masterbation is a sign of loneliness more than sexual satisfaction.
 marshw
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 52
masturbating neighbor
Posted: 10/19/2007 4:49:42 PM
Turn about is fair play. Make some noise of your own in concert with hers and see what happens. Dono't fake it either. Break out the lube and see if you two can find an ethereal connection.
 badman01
Joined: 4/9/2007
Msg: 53
masturbating neighbor
Posted: 10/20/2007 4:25:29 PM
O.K. so, go knock on her door or were gonna pound you..
later.
 giggleparts
Joined: 10/23/2004
Msg: 54
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Posted: 10/20/2007 11:03:51 PM
I would go out and buy some lube and then knock on her door and explain why you have lube and give it to her. You can never have enough lube.

the giggleparts - true that... true that.
 giggleparts
Joined: 10/23/2004
Msg: 55
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Posted: 10/20/2007 11:53:58 PM
^^^ I think a more direct route is needed here.... ask if you could borrow a cup of hot sex...

the giggleparts - Seriously
 sandra19
Joined: 9/30/2007
Msg: 56
masturbating neighbor
Posted: 2/28/2008 11:25:01 PM
i think u should knock at her door and offer to help out hahaha...and if she doesnt want u to...then go to the super and make a complaint about the noise HAHA
never happened ...but it would be really funny styll ...i would bang on the wall all the time prolly haha
 ElectroCity
Joined: 1/27/2008
Msg: 57
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Posted: 2/29/2008 5:50:31 AM
A quick way to see if she wants you to hear or not, is while she is mid flow, just have one loud knock against the wall, and see if she stops the noise for a lil while. If not, try again a little louder, and see if any knocking makes her stop. If it doesnt after a lot of knocking, she probably likes you listening, and maybe you should go introduce yourself when she has finished.

Then the next time you see her, apologise for the noise while moving the furniture
 IdoAllmyOwnStunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 58
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Posted: 2/29/2008 8:18:18 AM
i would introduce myself as a Energizer Battery salesman.









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 man4u2xplor
Joined: 2/4/2008
Msg: 59
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Posted: 5/3/2008 8:44:27 AM
Definitely two ways of going about it, LOL.

#1 At the height of her pleasure scream into the wall with your loudest most evil voice "Little pig, little pig, let me INNNN!!!!!"

#2 When you think she is really involved in the matter knock on her door with a very authoritative voice "Open up, POLICE!"

Either way results are guaranteed.
 wizardofossington
Joined: 6/17/2007
Msg: 60
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Posted: 5/14/2008 8:53:14 PM
Just for fun....Maybe one day when you hear her masturbating and she's really into it. Bang on the wall really really hard and scare the sh1t out her....That would really be funny.
 TheLimey
Joined: 2/24/2008
Msg: 61
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Posted: 5/14/2008 9:26:39 PM
Get dressed up in yer work gear/toolbelt etc & when she's getting to the point of no return go knock on the door & say you've come to replace the exhaust gasket & muffler on her vibrator...
 El_Mariachi
Joined: 4/21/2007
Msg: 62
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Posted: 5/17/2008 5:49:59 PM
Wait...

Isn't this the plot of a porno? Nevermind, those have no plots. My bad.
 Captain Incognito
Joined: 1/31/2008
Msg: 63
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Posted: 5/21/2008 7:57:50 AM
We had a neighbor that was very loud. To the point we could set up a mic on our lap top and record it quite clearly from our bedroom (no special mic, not against the wall). One night we recorded it, put it online and wrote down the link for them to hear it with an explanation of how we obtained the sound.

We also sent the link to the land lord.

Normaly, if it was once in a while, I wouldn't care and would giggle, but this was an almost nightly thing at all times of the day and week (nothing like hearing "Oh god, F$%K me in the a$$, cream in my hole" at 3 in the morning when you have to be up in 2 hours). It also helped that one of the super intendants managed to hear a session when she picked her 8 year old daughter up from playing with out son at 4 in the afternoon. This was from our front door, their bedroom was upstairs on the other side of the appt.

Needless to say, they didn't live there much longer after that.
 PirateOB
Joined: 5/22/2008
Msg: 64
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Posted: 6/24/2008 6:15:51 PM
I'd buy her energizer batteries they keep going and going .. just saying
 867love
Joined: 3/16/2006
Msg: 65
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Posted: 6/24/2008 7:39:53 PM
eventually your going to have to grow some balls and talk to her, -(keep the self pleasure part a secret -until she brings it up)
 resetoriginal
Joined: 2/4/2009
Msg: 66
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Posted: 3/15/2009 12:16:44 PM
my god........men ask for signs every day, and this one is RIGHT NEXT DOOR!!!

hell, you have nothing to lose, ask if you can join in and give her something better than the vibrator. just have fun with it, and dont be shy.
 oceanman1310
Joined: 6/23/2007
Msg: 67
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Posted: 3/15/2009 12:34:25 PM
I once lived in an apartment building where my upstairs neighbors were 2 very large people,I mean he must have weighed 450 lbs and she wasn`t much lighter.Unfortunately,my bedroom was right under theirs and they had a bed with a metal frame and springs instead of a box spring!Every night at precisely 11:30 I would hear boom-boom-boom squeak scrunch as one climbed into bed and two minutes the same thing as my other light-footed neighbor went to bed.Then precicely 5 minutes later squeek-squeek,squeek-squeek,sqeek- squeek for precisely 20 minutes.There couldn`t have been ANY sound proofing in those floors,it was so loud! Not only was I losing sleep,but the very thought of those two masses of flesh going at it right over my head ended up being more than I could bear!(They moved in after I was already living there)Finally,I went to the hardware store,screwed up my courage and knocked on their door.When answered I introduced myself and informed them of my problem.Then I told them that I could appreciate their having a regular sex life and all,then whipped an oil can out frome behind my back and asked them if they would please oil their damned bed frame!They immediately blushed and whipped back into their apartment,and the very next day a brand new bed,complete with box spring was delivered to their home .Ahh blissful silence!So,you see ,there is always a way to deal with your neighbor`s ,err ,audible emanations!
 BiBoz49
Joined: 12/28/2008
Msg: 68
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Posted: 3/15/2009 9:20:20 PM
I'd probably get myself off with her and make lots of noise too hoping she would notice.
 OutMind
Joined: 2/13/2007
Msg: 69
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Posted: 3/16/2009 7:23:55 AM
Bang on the wall the next time, then start masturbating yourself and make loud noises. Then, next time you see her outside the apartment, smile at her and say "that was fun."
 windloverr
Joined: 2/29/2008
Msg: 70
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Posted: 5/6/2009 1:18:15 AM
ROFLMAO
If I put my ear to the wall I can hear her vibrator...
Get a stethescope, you'll be able to hear better, and you won't have to twist your neck. Heck, if you drilled a hole in the wall you could watch!

Had an upstairs neighbor in an apartment once, (LAST TIME I lived on the ground floor!!) who not only had a VERY LOUD GF, (I swear, she actually made sounds that resembled a charging elephant) but they would also bounce the bed when things got really heated. They actually woke us up a couple of times. Sometimes we would look at each other and laugh; and other times we would look at each other, get horny thinking about it, and commence our own session.
 kpooks
Joined: 12/23/2008
Msg: 71
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Posted: 10/24/2009 11:11:45 AM
Yep, my upstairs neighbors got it on all the time (something about apt. #209 lol), first lesbians, then a straight couple, then a single woman masturbating. I too got annoyed with it at 3am when it woke me up, but then I learned to enjoy it. Even rolled down the window to get a better earfull.

Enjoy and play with yourself too! Maybe you two can cum together!
 want to travel
Joined: 7/29/2006
Msg: 72
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Posted: 10/26/2009 3:54:52 PM
when i was 19 i was in the army, and in a co ed barack block, the girl on the other side was french and very loud,it was a time when i had my girlfriend over every night, we used to compeate who could make the most noise, oh those days
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