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 867love
Joined: 3/16/2006
Msg: 65
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eventually your going to have to grow some balls and talk to her, -(keep the self pleasure part a secret -until she brings it up)
 resetoriginal
Joined: 2/4/2009
Msg: 66
masturbating neighbor
Posted: 3/15/2009 12:16:44 PM
my god........men ask for signs every day, and this one is RIGHT NEXT DOOR!!!

hell, you have nothing to lose, ask if you can join in and give her something better than the vibrator. just have fun with it, and dont be shy.
 oceanman1310
Joined: 6/23/2007
Msg: 67
masturbating neighbor
Posted: 3/15/2009 12:34:25 PM
I once lived in an apartment building where my upstairs neighbors were 2 very large people,I mean he must have weighed 450 lbs and she wasn`t much lighter.Unfortunately,my bedroom was right under theirs and they had a bed with a metal frame and springs instead of a box spring!Every night at precisely 11:30 I would hear boom-boom-boom squeak scrunch as one climbed into bed and two minutes the same thing as my other light-footed neighbor went to bed.Then precicely 5 minutes later squeek-squeek,squeek-squeek,sqeek- squeek for precisely 20 minutes.There couldn`t have been ANY sound proofing in those floors,it was so loud! Not only was I losing sleep,but the very thought of those two masses of flesh going at it right over my head ended up being more than I could bear!(They moved in after I was already living there)Finally,I went to the hardware store,screwed up my courage and knocked on their door.When answered I introduced myself and informed them of my problem.Then I told them that I could appreciate their having a regular sex life and all,then whipped an oil can out frome behind my back and asked them if they would please oil their damned bed frame!They immediately blushed and whipped back into their apartment,and the very next day a brand new bed,complete with box spring was delivered to their home .Ahh blissful silence!So,you see ,there is always a way to deal with your neighbor`s ,err ,audible emanations!
 BiBoz49
Joined: 12/28/2008
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masturbating neighbor
Posted: 3/15/2009 9:20:20 PM
I'd probably get myself off with her and make lots of noise too hoping she would notice.
 OutMind
Joined: 2/13/2007
Msg: 69
masturbating neighbor
Posted: 3/16/2009 7:23:55 AM
Bang on the wall the next time, then start masturbating yourself and make loud noises. Then, next time you see her outside the apartment, smile at her and say "that was fun."
 windloverr
Joined: 2/29/2008
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Posted: 5/6/2009 1:18:15 AM
ROFLMAO
If I put my ear to the wall I can hear her vibrator...
Get a stethescope, you'll be able to hear better, and you won't have to twist your neck. Heck, if you drilled a hole in the wall you could watch!

Had an upstairs neighbor in an apartment once, (LAST TIME I lived on the ground floor!!) who not only had a VERY LOUD GF, (I swear, she actually made sounds that resembled a charging elephant) but they would also bounce the bed when things got really heated. They actually woke us up a couple of times. Sometimes we would look at each other and laugh; and other times we would look at each other, get horny thinking about it, and commence our own session.
 kpooks
Joined: 12/23/2008
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Posted: 10/24/2009 11:11:45 AM
Yep, my upstairs neighbors got it on all the time (something about apt. #209 lol), first lesbians, then a straight couple, then a single woman masturbating. I too got annoyed with it at 3am when it woke me up, but then I learned to enjoy it. Even rolled down the window to get a better earfull.

Enjoy and play with yourself too! Maybe you two can cum together!
 want to travel
Joined: 7/29/2006
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Posted: 10/26/2009 3:54:52 PM
when i was 19 i was in the army, and in a co ed barack block, the girl on the other side was french and very loud,it was a time when i had my girlfriend over every night, we used to compeate who could make the most noise, oh those days
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