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 The Minister of Dudeness
Joined: 6/11/2006
Msg: 26
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Well, then, let it be known that B.O.B. is irreplaceable.
 The Minister of Dudeness
Joined: 6/11/2006
Msg: 27
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/17/2007 10:29:02 PM
LLO:

It's in like Flynt. So you're NOT in. So it's back to shameless advertising.
 The Minister of Dudeness
Joined: 6/11/2006
Msg: 28
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/17/2007 10:29:46 PM
I haven't given up. You simply deny the Power of The Clooney.
 The Minister of Dudeness
Joined: 6/11/2006
Msg: 29
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/17/2007 10:32:33 PM
"Only because y'all are big wussies who won't step up to the challenge of replacing B.O.B."

SH, YOU'RE the one who has the Cherry Bomb getting modded at Lockheed's Skunk Works or wherever they do super-secret stuff to B.O.B.'s.

You are taking more than the Pepsi Challenge.
 The Minister of Dudeness
Joined: 6/11/2006
Msg: 30
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/17/2007 10:34:59 PM
I have a bit role in Oceans Forty Seven. I play a guy named B.O.B.
 The Minister of Dudeness
Joined: 6/11/2006
Msg: 31
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/17/2007 10:40:37 PM
Oh, THAT gizmo. The Chinese ignored the patent and copied it. So, I need to sell the prototype. Do know anyone who could unload it on E-Bay for me?
 The Minister of Dudeness
Joined: 6/11/2006
Msg: 32
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/17/2007 10:43:36 PM
CBG

Hey, Clooney started out small, too. Now look at him. Oceans 11, 12, 47, no arms and no legs in the ocean... I'm starting to notice that everything in this world seems to be connected to B.O.B.'s...
 The Minister of Dudeness
Joined: 6/11/2006
Msg: 33
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/17/2007 10:46:00 PM
Test the prototype? Sure, how about in the middle of the football field at Qualcomm Stadium during halftime of the Chargers-Raiders game? You'll be shaking more than your pom-poms...
 The Minister of Dudeness
Joined: 6/11/2006
Msg: 34
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/17/2007 10:50:13 PM
Let's tie up all these loose ends. B.O.B.'s are more important than men, so why don't you change PoF to B.O.B. e.g. B.O.B.'s Online Brokerage. (No E-Bay necessary). Trade 'em like baseball cards. "Hey look, a George Clooney Oceans 47 model just came on the block..."
 The Minister of Dudeness
Joined: 6/11/2006
Msg: 35
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/17/2007 10:53:34 PM
CBG:

Half-time ain't enough for ya? How about going into overtime? Of course, we aren't talking about the football game...

"Yea, what a finish! Cali Girl was doing an end-around play with her B.O.B. when suddenly she flew end-over-end through the uprights..."

(Insert your own tight end/wide receiver joke here)
 The Minister of Dudeness
Joined: 6/11/2006
Msg: 36
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/17/2007 10:58:05 PM
"... Stop encouraging him or he'll go on forever like that damn bunny..."

Note to LLO: See how's it's done? No cheap self-promotion here--get THEM to pimp you!

(Keeps going and going and going...)
 HereN916
Joined: 3/28/2007
Msg: 37
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/18/2007 12:13:43 AM
Hey, I think I might be able to top that - I was thinking one day about B.O.B and could B.O.B. possibly be enhanced, and I thought damn, what if B.O.B. could talk - don't laugh, I'm serious,....lol.....well sorta..but think about it. There could be say, four levels or stages might be a better description. You know like when you first turn B.O.B. on ...he could say something like....mmmm, you sure are looking good and then you could bump it up to stage 2 where B.O.B. gets a little more daring (I'm being good here) and then level 3 - something hot and nasty if you like or sweet and intimate, whatever works for ya, and then the ultimate stage 4. the finishing touch so to speak and whatever battlecry, moan, sigh, "Oh God", etc., ......whatever sound you want to hear or words ....you know what I mean..............

It's sort of funny but then stop and think about it - heck at Suzys there is a B.O.B. for every day of the year, in every size, color, textures, varying speeds, I mean there is BIG B.O.B., and banana B.O.B,. and slim B.O.B. and probably Billy B.O.B. so why not talking B.O.B. ...................ok, well it was just a thought.......heheh

Note to Self: Do not post in Forums when you have not had any sleep the night before ..
 HereN916
Joined: 3/28/2007
Msg: 38
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/18/2007 10:37:26 AM
Karen, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay another out of the box thinker - I was truly hesistant in returning after posting my B.O.B. enhancement idea. Hanging out/marching with that different drummer gets kind of lonely sometimes - so it's great to have company - thanks!

And heck yeah, let's go patent that !!! I wonder if we could use male celebrities' voices? ....lol
 HereN916
Joined: 3/28/2007
Msg: 39
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/18/2007 10:41:33 AM
lol............now that would be a sight to behold...........oops ...no pun intended....
 Wreckless1
Joined: 2/22/2007
Msg: 40
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/18/2007 5:39:39 PM
If they can put a recordable digital chip in anwsering machines, and photo frames, why not your B.O.B. too! record then transfer any guys voice as he is gettin off, onto your B.O.B. relive the moment over and over again...
 The Minister of Dudeness
Joined: 6/11/2006
Msg: 41
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/18/2007 6:36:18 PM
Wreck, I just tried putting in one of those chip thingies you are talking about in a B.O.B. I bought on E-Bob.

When I heard the male's voice at the moment of truth it said (very heavy breathing...) "Sock... I am your father..."

Don't really want THAT kinda force to be with me...
 HereN916
Joined: 3/28/2007
Msg: 42
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/18/2007 8:06:19 PM
hmmm, I'm still stuck (mentally) on a talking B.O.B.......I wonder if you could have say four different male voices programmed in it? Who would I even approach to discuss marketing the idea ? technology industry ? or maybe pornography industry.....
 Wreckless1
Joined: 2/22/2007
Msg: 43
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/18/2007 8:12:03 PM
SOCK! You outta go on the road, with your act... bust me up!!
 Wreckless1
Joined: 2/22/2007
Msg: 44
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/18/2007 8:13:14 PM
OK Cali-Boomer ...You are in charge of quality Assurance !!!!


and Karen can help ya too!!!
 Wreckless1
Joined: 2/22/2007
Msg: 45
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/18/2007 9:48:08 PM
Just wondering are clothes optional at the wedding with BOB!?? You girls are a riot....
love readin what girls like to share... W1
 Wreckless1
Joined: 2/22/2007
Msg: 46
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/18/2007 9:51:54 PM
ahh sure why not..... I will probably have a better time there than anywhere else.!


Will that be a rubber ring, or plastic??? .!
 The Minister of Dudeness
Joined: 6/11/2006
Msg: 47
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/18/2007 9:53:00 PM
CBG

There ya go, another good nickname for your B.O.B.: Darth Vader.

(And I just KNOW you really dig that German helmet thingie on the top... Feeeeellll the power of the spark side!!!)
 Wreckless1
Joined: 2/22/2007
Msg: 48
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/18/2007 10:24:13 PM
Well Cali-Boomer.... Guess Best Man will be a WoMan. Don't forget the confettii........ Who gets to kiss the bride???
 The Minister of Dudeness
Joined: 6/11/2006
Msg: 49
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/18/2007 10:50:23 PM
In an effort (probably futile) to return to the subject matter, namely, naming your B.O.B., we asked David Letterman to submit his entertainment-oriented

Top 10 B.O.B. Nicknames:

10. Bob Without Carol and Ted and Alice
9. How Stella Really Got Her Groove Back
8. Toy Story
7. Full Metal Jacket
6. Late Nite With Bonein O’Brien
5. Bob Barker’s Grand Prize
4. That Ain’t Bob Fosse Under That Gown
3. You’ve Got Male
2. The Howling
1. Shaft
 Wreckless1
Joined: 2/22/2007
Msg: 50
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/19/2007 2:15:10 PM
....OOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhh Nnnnoooooooooooooooooo not E.D.!!!

Whose E.D.

No problem with ED here!!
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