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 ~rain~
Joined: 6/9/2007
Msg: 175
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oh my goodness eon blue!

I think I saw you on yahoo cam once with your icecream scoop!!
 grapevine
Joined: 10/2/2005
Msg: 176
my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 7/24/2008 6:35:09 AM
Cheese grater? What an amateur! Everyone knows a potato peeler works best! Sheesh!
 HarDayKnight
Joined: 12/27/2007
Msg: 181
my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 7/29/2008 3:55:53 PM

Posted By: ruckus123 on 7/28/2007 737 AM
Subject: my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Message: I think she just sed that to scare you cause she wasn't interested. It worked.



Exactly what I thought. She has a system.
 Sherri-M
Joined: 6/18/2008
Msg: 182
my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 7/29/2008 6:51:09 PM
hah! you just made me choke on my own drink, that was so funny and scary at the same time!! what a freak glad you heard her plans before it was too late, and also glad you were able to run away in time, she might have had the grater in her purse!! *gasp*
 FatBottomGirlie
Joined: 10/5/2007
Msg: 185
my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 7/29/2008 10:58:44 PM

She then said what she'd really like to do to me that night was tie me up and blindfold me and rub a cheesegrater on my privates and draw blood.


Believe it or not, I think I have a friend that would love to meet her.

 HSJS
Joined: 7/7/2007
Msg: 187
my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 12/31/2008 1:25:22 PM
WOW! She is so 20th Century! Has she not yet heard of a Cusinart, with the grater attachment?
 catkin2007
Joined: 12/18/2007
Msg: 189
my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 12/31/2008 1:42:26 PM
Dang... I'll never look at a cheese grater the same again. All I'll see is grated c*ck...
 a*little*lonely
Joined: 10/20/2007
Msg: 190
my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 12/31/2008 1:50:21 PM
Just reread this again and again it made me laugh out loud.
Could you imagine someone saying that to you on a first date.
WOW is all I can say.

Yeah where did he meet her from I wonder.
 honda2004
Joined: 12/27/2008
Msg: 191
my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 12/31/2008 2:00:17 PM
That's why i have a gun permit and i am a great shot and have no problem shooting someone that threatens me.

Carrying a gun is SOP on dates now
 alcwkat
Joined: 10/27/2008
Msg: 193
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my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 1/1/2009 8:08:30 AM
Nah, WAY off dude! Safe words can't be anything close to NO or STOP!!

Mine's armadillo...
 Cogie36
Joined: 10/23/2008
Msg: 194
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my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 1/1/2009 8:12:27 AM
Thanks for posting this....the next time i'm not interested instead of hurting their feelings.....i'm gonna tell them about the cheese grater......
 TheOneWho_
Joined: 3/22/2007
Msg: 196
my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 1/1/2009 12:02:39 PM
I bet she was testing the waters.... She presented an outrageous situation to see your reaction, and she saw it.

BTW - I don't think I would have been flustered so easily. However, I would likely not have been spending much time with her.
A cheese grater down there?!! I don't think so!
Besides, I'm not so well endowed that I'm willing to sit still for a trim
 HSJS
Joined: 7/7/2007
Msg: 197
my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 1/2/2009 2:09:35 PM
I remember that my mother had two graters; one was the traditional kind which was sort of shaped like a rectangular box. The other had a handle which was had in it, an arc shaped cover that went over a rotary drum, which was perforated like the side of a traditional grater. Did she tell you which one she had in her culinary arsenal?
 REDDRAGON.
Joined: 10/9/2008
Msg: 200
my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 1/16/2009 3:31:35 PM

She then said what she'd really like to do to me that night was tie me up and blindfold me and rub a cheesegrater on my privates and draw blood.



stop tooting your own horn you are no body special... there are plenty of men out there who go through this....it's called marriage
 ohio07
Joined: 12/27/2008
Msg: 203
my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 1/29/2009 7:13:47 PM
Effing sick! Run like HELL!!! And never go back!!!
 HSJS
Joined: 7/7/2007
Msg: 204
my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 2/3/2009 9:05:46 AM
Assuming that grating your genitalia with a cheese grater was not unusual. What would she have done with the shavings? Garnished a salad? Mixed in an egg and some flour and made penis pancakes? Would the penis and the scrotum been separate grating sessions? If the penis is not circumcised would it have been kosher?

This thread has been, and will remain one of the funniest ones on POF. The vision of the cheese grater on your privates, is perpetual grist for the ever grinding comic mill in us all.
 m.t.nester
Joined: 3/16/2008
Msg: 211
my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 2/4/2009 8:05:43 AM
For having the temerity of posting something as goofy as this thread, if I ever see this woman I would recommend to her that instead of a chesse grater that she use your nuts for golf balls instead.
 2Irish1
Joined: 9/1/2008
Msg: 214
my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 2/4/2009 9:25:22 AM
OMG....anything that has to do with blood and sex.....yuck!!!
 floatman
Joined: 12/2/2008
Msg: 220
my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 6/17/2009 12:01:00 PM
If she had said she wanted to use a Wartenberg wheel on you, then maybe you could have been up for it. But, a cheese grater? Sheesh! I like my cheese too much to be using my cheese grater on someone's genitalia. But, thats just me. :)
 Discerning Virtuosa
Joined: 6/10/2008
Msg: 222
my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 12/30/2009 1:22:03 PM

If she had said she wanted to use a Wartenberg wheel on you, then maybe you could have been up for it.

Ahh yes - that has delicious feel anywhere
But floatman, I doubt that many here kno what that is and are assuming it's some horrible instrument of torture.

OP - This woman is a wannabe. Any Domme or Dom worth their salt doesn't just throw extreme stuff at a vanilla.
As a couple of other people have said here, a bdsm scene is usually well planned out and negotiated, safewords & limits are determined, everyone lays their cards on the table, and consent is clearly given well before the ropes and cuffs come out. -and if she was REALLY good she would have all of the expensive REAL toys and instruments that male subs like for CBT , and not her grandmother's damn cheesegrater. Some male subs get off on fear, so the "mindfvck" is common practice sometimes. They'll say something to get the adrenaline going but they don't carry it through. She should have at least figured out whether you were naturally a top or bottom before blurting out something like that. Also a good Dom or Domme would not do anything to a sub they have not tried on themselves first. If they end up breaking their "toy" they can no longer play with it anymore & they are SOL.
She may get a kick out of the shock value or she may have just been a little frustrated or annoyed with your naivety.

I guess you could say this woman was really grating on your last nerve.

It only seems kinky the first time, dear.
 el lagarto
Joined: 4/29/2009
Msg: 223
my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 12/30/2009 2:16:18 PM
I've met some men that would have jumped at the chance without hesitation ! There's all kinds of "interesting" folks out there !

But like someone else pointed out - at least she let it be known what her intentions were , BEFORE you were rendered helpless by someone who is clearly into some extreme means of play ....
 baldguy500
Joined: 2/9/2010
Msg: 226
my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 11/20/2012 2:26:26 PM
It's ONLY kinky the first time!

Like back when i was waging peace against the ancient visigoths...Oh never mind.
 Msholiday282
Joined: 8/28/2012
Msg: 230
my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 11/24/2012 5:17:34 AM
OMG!! Made me laugh out loud.......... I love the forums.
 Bakulu
Joined: 9/24/2011
Msg: 233
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my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 11/24/2012 10:29:48 AM
why a cheeseburger?? hold onto your tackle, you dont want to lose it...
 2hotcougar
Joined: 3/29/2011
Msg: 234
my date told me they were kinky but it was too much
Posted: 11/24/2012 4:05:29 PM
hell no what might happen after that and you are tied up and cant protect your self
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