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 vladtepes97
Joined: 8/14/2007
Msg: 22
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That is too funny I actually learned something, I am buying ear muffs


note to self: sent an email to liteinside.
 freetrpr
Joined: 7/22/2006
Msg: 32
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Posted: 8/31/2007 8:54:13 PM
Mean people suck....Friends swallow....
 forkin_dork
Joined: 7/30/2007
Msg: 44
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Posted: 9/24/2007 11:48:03 AM
" I aggree with the hand on the back of the head, "

nope, never had any trouble eating bananas either. but i kinda like the hair pulling, when they're gentle. as for the rest of it, that is some funny sh1t!!
 vladtepes97
Joined: 8/14/2007
Msg: 49
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Posted: 9/25/2007 2:42:41 PM
In biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm.
A girl asked "Why doesn't it taste sweet then?" When she realised what she said her face became red with embarrassment.
Then the teacher said, "Because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the back of your throat."
 ezrider91
Joined: 7/12/2006
Msg: 51
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Posted: 9/25/2007 4:36:55 PM
It is also good for reducing the chances of breast cancer USAToday did a big story on it about a year ago You can find it if you search on USA for breast cancer And it was written by a woman I think
 vladtepes97
Joined: 8/14/2007
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Posted: 10/1/2007 12:13:41 PM
so, finally, i can say i come with a fruity filling?
 vladtepes97
Joined: 8/14/2007
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Posted: 10/11/2007 11:28:25 AM
A man went to a tattoo parlour and got a picture of a hundred-dollar bill tattooed
on his penis.

Afterwards he went home and showed his wife. She took one look at his member and
exclaimed, "Why in the world would you do something like that?"

"For a couple of reasons," replied the husband. "First of all, I like to feel
my money. Secondly, I like to watch my money grow. And lastly, next time
you feel like blowing a hundred bucks..."
 CoronaGirlErin
Joined: 7/7/2007
Msg: 95
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Posted: 10/12/2007 4:13:14 PM
I love this, my boss and I cracked up the first time I spotted this on here.
 passion58
Joined: 6/23/2007
Msg: 97
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Posted: 10/18/2007 9:18:58 PM
pineapple juice, It really makes it taste better, for both men & women.
 Huggles
Joined: 12/15/2006
Msg: 104
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Posted: 2/8/2008 6:38:37 PM
Do Fruity Pebbles count? Trix just aren't for kids ya know!
 AmNice
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 106
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Posted: 2/13/2008 4:08:47 PM
well, ice creme does work, so take those ladies out for an ice creme date, and then she`ll be good to go (down),
 TallAndDark68123
Joined: 12/16/2007
Msg: 112
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Posted: 5/15/2011 7:25:08 PM
Just had to bring this back to the top of the list. LMAO

 UnixGrand
Joined: 5/9/2011
Msg: 114
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Posted: 6/16/2011 9:02:34 PM
Just like so much busted plumbing.......
 Skotch
Joined: 5/12/2010
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Posted: 6/27/2011 7:32:15 AM

“Dispense onto appendage. Apply chocolate syrup, massaging with tongue in a rotating motion. Work marshmallow cream through to end. Swallow, Lick thoroughly and repeat if desired.”


Please stop. And when I say stop, I mean keep going.
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