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 GoldieLocks5
Joined: 5/22/2007
Msg: 2
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Best one ever! Wow I thought I was good looking, that is until I saw you.
 GoldieLocks5
Joined: 5/22/2007
Msg: 3
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Posted: 8/23/2007 7:31:44 PM
I had a guy use the wanna F*uck line on me. I was not impressed.
 Wottacatchâ„¢
Joined: 11/11/2006
Msg: 8
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Posted: 8/25/2007 7:13:27 PM
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable
 Sweetlilmeee
Joined: 6/24/2007
Msg: 9
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Posted: 8/26/2007 4:25:45 AM
I came here (a club) to have sex with girls, are you interested?

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
 vladtepes97
Joined: 8/14/2007
Msg: 13
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Posted: 8/26/2007 9:18:57 PM
i got this can't-miss from that lothario, les nessman of wkrp: "I'm fabulously wealthy."

what's your sign? (exit.)
what's your number? (i'm in the book.) oh, i guess i'll just have to re-read Revelation.
what's your number? (i'm in the book) what's your name then? (that's in the book too.)
 Wottacatchâ„¢
Joined: 11/11/2006
Msg: 14
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Posted: 8/29/2007 5:41:57 PM
I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt).... Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
Nice legs...what time do they open?
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
You've got 206 bones in your body want one more?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Super drug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.
I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
**** me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
My name is William ... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?
Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.
Do you sleep on your stomach? no.......... Can I???
Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them?
I lost my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
 StevenMaGeven
Joined: 5/15/2007
Msg: 15
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Posted: 8/30/2007 7:42:02 AM
Are those space pants? Because you ass is out of this world!

If I could re-write the alphabet I would put "U" and "I" together.

Who's got two thumbs and likes blowjobs *Give to big thumbs up* This guy!

What's the hardest part about being a penguin? Breaking the ice.

Damn... why can't I think of any more...
 DavyG
Joined: 3/5/2007
Msg: 17
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Posted: 9/2/2007 3:04:56 PM
As long as I have a face you will have somewhere to sit
 vladtepes97
Joined: 8/14/2007
Msg: 22
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Posted: 9/5/2007 8:13:03 PM
don't women have their own pickup lines?
 ineedapc2
Joined: 8/18/2007
Msg: 23
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Posted: 9/5/2007 10:38:09 PM
Has anyone tried.... "Hello"
 GoldieLocks5
Joined: 5/22/2007
Msg: 25
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Posted: 9/14/2007 11:22:58 PM
^^^^ that is the best ever.
 error77x
Joined: 8/9/2007
Msg: 27
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Posted: 11/22/2007 10:14:45 AM
have you ever had an australian kiss? ......... what is that? .......... it is like a french kiss but done down under
 burke001
Joined: 11/19/2008
Msg: 32
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Posted: 1/19/2009 9:56:02 AM
I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves.
 findingphish
Joined: 8/17/2007
Msg: 35
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Posted: 1/20/2009 1:52:46 PM
" Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me."
i know its corny but its kinda cute

here's one

Guy walks to to a woman, reaches for the tag on the back of her shirt. Looks at it, sits back
"Just what i thought"
"what?" the woman says
"Made in Heaven"
 Wire Man
Joined: 12/1/2008
Msg: 37
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Posted: 1/21/2009 7:10:13 PM
"My love for you is like a kitten, furry and likes to have its back scratched."

"You're like a broken toaster. You keep getting hotter and hotter and there's nothing I can do about it."
 goodoleboy72
Joined: 12/9/2007
Msg: 39
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Posted: 2/11/2009 2:43:36 PM
"do you have any (whatever nationality you are) in you"...."want some"
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 44
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Posted: 4/7/2009 3:19:40 AM
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
 jadegreen
Joined: 2/3/2006
Msg: 46
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Posted: 4/7/2009 3:50:50 PM
Guess this don't really fall into pick up line category but here goes...
Had an old b/f call one time to make up after a fight and he started saying that he loved to looked into my sexy blue eyes...I spoke up and said..."But they are green"....I wonderered how could you have dated me so long and not remember my eye color...he then said..."I think I'm color blind"...

 The_David
Joined: 1/22/2009
Msg: 47
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Posted: 4/7/2009 9:17:24 PM
My favorite.....
This is actually one my friend told me and is by far the funniest I've hurd

What winks, and ****s like a tiger.... (Insert wink)
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