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 filiasan
Joined: 4/17/2007
Msg: 51
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Break in the condom. I drank for 3 days.
 billybobjimbo
Joined: 6/18/2006
Msg: 53
Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/26/2007 3:42:30 PM
1. Me with a girl she is all naked on the sheets and my face is buried in her nookie at 3AM with my naked ass in the air, and her 7 year old daughter walks in... that will make a bone go away.
2. Another girl doing me in a hot tub and basicly sitting on my lap, then her 10 year old son walks right up to the hot tup like nothing and she talks to him like nothing is going on... another case for ED.
Both these cases the woman swore up and down that the door was locked and no one would be around.

3. My ex was yaking on the phone while I was having sex and would not shut up, so I hung the phone up on her.
 *~MisskriS~*
Joined: 9/20/2005
Msg: 54
Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/26/2007 6:22:44 PM
i was on top but wasn't having sex yet when i thought it would be a good idea to be a brat and pin his arms down so i did with my legs. next thing i know he bucks me forward and trying to prevent my head from slamming in to my metal head board i put my hand out to break the fall bad idea cause my hand bent back and touched my arm. it felt life i broke it so we went to the emergency room at 3 in the morning and when asked what happened i explained but for some reason i don't think anyone believed me
 slikasarock
Joined: 4/7/2007
Msg: 56
Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/26/2007 6:54:45 PM
Ok i was with this girl and we were in the sixty nine position when she farted! I moved my head and said I don`t think I can stand sixty eight more of though`s!
 *~MisskriS~*
Joined: 9/20/2005
Msg: 57
Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/26/2007 6:59:09 PM
slikasarock im sorry that happened that must have sucked big time she didn't do it on purpose right?
 that sam i am
Joined: 10/27/2006
Msg: 58
Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/26/2007 7:42:35 PM
i would have to say "pregnancy."
 Genrae
Joined: 11/10/2006
Msg: 59
Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/26/2007 10:31:32 PM

key word is during! can anything bad happen during?
before yes there could be no sex, after yes because your no longer having it. but during, i dont think so because its the mmost enjoyable moment.


Oh contraire chadster. An asthma attack can happen during. Trust me...

Rae
 CaR
Joined: 8/17/2004
Msg: 60
Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/26/2007 10:53:38 PM
i was suckered into givin anal to my ex g/f
 sddude
Joined: 11/4/2004
Msg: 63
Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/27/2007 2:01:15 AM
Long ago when my wife was alive , every time I went on bussiness travel she would checkout the bathrooms , she always pulled me in for a mile high session on every flight , one time some one was in a hurry and wanted to hurry us up cuz all the restrooms were occupied , my wife yelled "hold on were having sex , almost finished " it was so emabarrassing thank goodnes it was bussiness class and no kids were around , people just stared at us and commented in wispers for part of the flight to italy .
Now i travel alone in Japan right now .

 glassmaster420
Joined: 2/21/2007
Msg: 65
Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/27/2007 7:49:33 AM
I had sex for the first time on Christmas night when I was 17. My girlfriend and I were just getting into round 2 (doggy style) on the floor in my bedroom while my family is all out in the living room chillin and my lil sister whos 11 at the time burst in the door to let us know that dinner is ready. I never broached the subject directly with my sis but later in life when I mentioned my x girlfriends name she says she doesn't remember her. She musta blocked it out LOL. I should be so lucky.
 Valpo
Joined: 2/22/2007
Msg: 66
Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/27/2007 8:04:51 AM
Male Female Male threesome... big night of drinking... not me cos i dont drink... me on the bottom.... girl in the middle.... friend on top!! some how my friend push the girl a lil and went to put himself on her while i was kissing her. Next thing i know i feel his penis in my belly button thrusting!! I couldnt do anything but larf at my drunk friend having it off with my belly button!!! Thats my sex story and im sticking to it!!

 Equ1nox
Joined: 4/23/2007
Msg: 67
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Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/27/2007 9:08:56 AM
Well..
A couple spring to mind...

When i was 15, the girl next door was using me as a sex toy..
(heh.. i knew this and wasnt complaining. she was pretty hot, and had a dull B/F.)
One day when i was over her house, we got dirty on top of her metal bunk bed..
When we rather "energeticly" shifted position, Her ankle got stuck in the metal gaurd rail and broke with a rather sickening crack, she screamed..
Was kinda hard to explain this to her mom who came barging in
and found us both naked on top of the bunk with her in tears clutching her ankle...
Her mom never told the B/F or my mom the truth though.. narrow escape for me..
The things we do for kicks when were young...

Ok.. cant believe im about to actually admit this one... but.

in recent years , Was close friends with a girl who had just split from one of my m8s..
i was always her shoulder to cry on.. so you know where this goes from here..
Anyway.. Id heard from my m8 (her ex) in the past that she occasionally sh1t herself during sex.
On our 3rd date, i took her to an indian resteraunt.. Something gave her a belly ache
so we went back to hers early.. One thing led to another.. and during our first
time having sex together, she said her belly was sore with me on top, so i went flat on my back, she was sittin riding on me goin for gold..
And BAM!! her ass exploded with Diohhrea all over my crotch n legs...
Was absolutely disgusting!! and it stunk!!
Dunno who it was worse for.. me or her..
After a few verry awkward weeks though we spent 2 happy years together..
 guadalcanal
Joined: 4/11/2007
Msg: 69
Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 4/27/2007 11:57:51 AM
I left without paying.......
 WakeDan
Joined: 8/16/2006
Msg: 75
Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 5/16/2007 2:22:17 AM
well lets see

girl going down on me, dad opens the door to wake me up for school. didnt turn the light on tho. he says 'time to get up' and closes the door. I KNEW he saw what was going on, but told her 'no dont worry, he didnt see anything, keep going.' lol

um, having sex with a woman, im 6'1" so unless you have a king size bed my feet stick over the edge a little. well either her cat didnt like what i was doing, or just wanted to play, but that damn cat suddenly sunk a claw deep into my big toe. oh my god did that hurt.

same girl, going down on her, when the cat sticks its wet nose right in my ear. friggin cats.

one gf had never given oral before, first time was with me. she was a trooper, but it ended with me holding her hair while she threw up into a trash can. she was so embarrassed she cried lol.

cramps in various muscles of the body.

not very funny at the time.
 goshiloveyou
Joined: 4/9/2007
Msg: 81
Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 6/20/2007 11:42:20 PM
Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???



This was leading up to my first time with oral sex..
I was on the floor (doofus didn't have a bed) and he was on top of me
and i leaned up to kiss him as he was leaning up to kiss me
and bam. We bumped heads. He said "nice going" while I laughed my ass off.
I had a headache the rest of the day.


After I got mine
it was time for me to go down on him
I had never seen his****before ... he was a tall guy, attractive.. I expected wonderman
He pulled it out.. and I laughed.

I'm rolling over here just thinking about it.
I should be kinder.
 lonestardaddy
Joined: 11/18/2006
Msg: 83
Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 6/21/2007 3:41:51 AM
I came before she did ...and she shut down feeling as though I 'left her in the lurch'.
 jonski
Joined: 5/19/2006
Msg: 84
Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 6/21/2007 11:19:38 AM
wondering what was that awfull smell as i was going down on her in the dark. later to find out she was on her rag. looking in the mirrow after we were done & seeing all that blood on my face made me so grossed out that i almost threw up. ever since then i won't have fun orally in the dark
 halffast
Joined: 6/15/2007
Msg: 87
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Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 6/21/2007 11:41:08 PM
see: car oral? have you?
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 kitchensink
Joined: 9/10/2005
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Posted: 6/21/2007 11:51:51 PM
I fell asleep once while going down on a woman. I think that was probably the worst. I was very tired from a very long day and it was comfy down there. She must have wondered why I stopped licking but didn't rush to get me up. I was better after 8 hours of sleep.
 Peresphone1
Joined: 6/1/2007
Msg: 90
Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 6/22/2007 8:12:12 PM
This has been, by far, the most entertaining thread and I laughed so hard this morning I should have choked to death.....

How 'bout lying on your back getting frisky with someone and having that someone's new puppy sneakin up and lick a nipple?

Not that I would know......
 The Ram
Joined: 6/5/2007
Msg: 96
Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 6/23/2007 11:25:14 AM
a very long time ago, i met a girl from a local perth night club...brought her home, fell into bed, and began a night of intense passionate love making...during all this excitement, i'd noticed she was MORE than wet...actually, whenever i went near the "holy shrine of womanhood" , it wasnt so much wet, it was GUSHING! to the point of soaking the sheets, and running off the bed!!!
she was one of these "squirting girls" you hear about in porn flicks!!
when i touched her with my fingers, she ejaculated in spurts over my shoulder and off the end of the bed

i had hit the jackpot, of female orgasm..
..but the worst part, was that i had to wash
4-5 beach towels a day when i was with her!!!
 Limestone_Lady
Joined: 6/20/2007
Msg: 97
Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 7/4/2007 5:53:57 PM
Got struck by lightning. Not the best of fire works...
 yrknightawaitsu
Joined: 6/23/2007
Msg: 98
Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 7/6/2007 1:08:53 PM
Worst thing... and it still makes me ill. Back in college I woke up from a massive drinking binge to find my best friends sister blowing me. The problem was, she looked JUST LIKE my best friend..... RAAAAAAALLLLPH ! ! ! !
 its me 59
Joined: 6/30/2007
Msg: 103
Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 7/7/2007 4:50:26 AM
i bet she does.........there is very little that mothers do not know about sons. At some stage she will probably surprise you.
 dabigfishguy
Joined: 7/2/2007
Msg: 105
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Posted: 7/7/2007 7:43:36 AM
My worst thing: Said the name of my ex while getting busy with someone else. Not such a good move.
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