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Joined: 11/2/2007
Msg: 20
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i have one to say if you dont mind

-im no fred flinstone, but i can make your bed rock
Joined: 2/17/2007
Msg: 41
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Posted: 12/14/2007 11:51:35 PM
Heres a few that I heard don't work,,, I am not stupid enough to try these!

Hi my G/F and I just broke up ,, wanna have pitty sex?

are you in porn movies? (she says no) wanna make some?

if you were a magnet, I must be cheap metal, because I am really attracted to you.

what time do you get off? can I watch?

Due to the smoking regulations in this establishment I'm gonna have to take you back to my place because you are smokin hot.

I wear a size 12 shoe. interested in finding what else is a size 12?

lets skip the drinks and just have sex!

my face or yours?

and I actually watched a guy use this one on a woman .....
Tell me the dirtiest thing you've ever done to a man and I'll tell you the dirtiest thing I've done to a woman.

I got slapped because I was accociated with him lol
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 44
10 Worst Pick up lines
Posted: 1/19/2008 1:19:13 AM

If you were a car door I would slam you all night long

I have to try this one some day :)
Joined: 7/1/2008
Msg: 64
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Posted: 7/20/2008 1:57:22 PM
This one kills me...........

How about we do a 68...Where you do me and I owe you 1.

Joined: 7/1/2008
Msg: 65
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Posted: 7/20/2008 1:59:21 PM
One more....

Do you have ant Irish in you......Would you like some....

Joined: 9/4/2005
Msg: 66
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Posted: 7/20/2008 7:27:17 PM
Oh, when I was in my early 20s, I was in a restaurant and dropped a book so that I can get the cute guys in the table next to me to notice me! Turned out one of the guys was a doofus, calling me at 10pm to at the last minute to meet him for a 10.30 movie. ICK Needless to say that was the last time I tried that tactic
Joined: 7/25/2008
Msg: 69
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Posted: 7/28/2008 6:12:43 PM
I couldn't believe the line I heard just yesterday. One of the fish here started chatting with me and things were going okay. Well enough to talk about talking again and maybe having drinks. The ice was barely broken and I'm still trying to decide.

Then I tell him that I'm a little under the weather at the moment but I'd be over it in no time, maybe by the weekend I'd be up for something. His response to me was that "it's ok because he's a doctor and he's going to have to do a home visit to make sure I'm allright, and of course it will require a complete physical..."

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