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 CaliforniaBob
Joined: 1/12/2007
Msg: 28
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"There are lots of beautiful women in the world, I just can't think of one that embodies what I'm looking for. (like a penis)"

You're new to the Internet huh?

Freakin' Hilarious!
 Captivating2
Joined: 6/28/2007
Msg: 30
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/10/2007 1:23:22 PM
I think Julie Christie in Doctor Zhivago, especially in the snow scene where she is wearing that Russian fur hat is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in all me bairn days. Come to think of it, she and Omar Shariff in that movie depicted two of the world's most beautiful people.
 GrnEyedQT
Joined: 7/25/2007
Msg: 31
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/10/2007 2:32:52 PM

"There are lots of beautiful women in the world, I just can't think of one that embodies what I'm looking for. (like a penis)"

You're new to the Internet huh?

Freakin' Hilarious!


NO! I'm not new to the internet... actually someone sent me a link not to long ago to a profile of someone whos gender was a little questionable.

This is how Serenity worded it in another forum thread "No guys/half guys/whatever (After that bloody link you sent me it seems necessary)"

Let me rephrase it for you Whirly... There are lots of beautiful women in the world who have vaginas, I'm more interested in men who have penis'.
 Karen5
Joined: 4/11/2007
Msg: 33
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/10/2007 3:14:47 PM

It's not who do you want to do, but who would you imagine you'd want if you were on the other side? IOW, if you are straight and admire wild rebellion, what member of the same sex do you think embodies this trait? If you find cool sophistication to be a turn on, what member of the same sex do you find exudes this? etc.
I still can't answer this. One reason I prefer men to women - in all sorts of encounters (bosses, coworkers, brothers, friends, sexual partners, etc) is that they are less complicated than women. They're just easier for me to be with in general.

There was one woman in my life who I felt turned on by who I met in one of my classes a long time ago. It was fleeting but nice while it lasted. She wasn't famous though so I won't use her name.
 Karen5
Joined: 4/11/2007
Msg: 34
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/10/2007 5:24:14 PM
Me too.

Okay, maybe I'll pick Alanis Morrisette for the same reasons.
 SterlingHeart
Joined: 11/19/2006
Msg: 35
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/10/2007 5:39:44 PM

If I were Gay......Dave Matthews.

OK, I wish I were a gay man just so we could fight over him. And you KNOW we would .....

In addition to being brilliant, he's also friggin' cute as hell!
 Mominatrix
Joined: 7/5/2006
Msg: 36
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If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/10/2007 5:46:27 PM
If I were gay... hmmm, hard to say, you mean, besides Cooky?

As for men, my heart belongs to Oliver Platt.
 GrnEyedQT
Joined: 7/25/2007
Msg: 37
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/10/2007 6:04:24 PM
Antonio Banderas... he's not only HOT he's got a sexy accent to boot!

Sorry Bob... just pretend I'm a guy fantasizing over other guys.
 Pete73052
Joined: 1/29/2006
Msg: 38
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/10/2007 6:21:37 PM
Hey... I'd do Oliver Platt... Loved his Pothos
 Cwgrlboots
Joined: 7/2/2006
Msg: 39
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/10/2007 6:54:16 PM

...and God bless boots (maybe again), my secret crush.

Actually, I think my life would be easier if I WAS gay.
I could wish for money and health and love, but honestly...what I wish for more than anything, would be a WIFE.

if only she had a herman and a five o'clock shadow....


Yikes! ... I mean ...Shucks!....I mean....Yikes!

~Boots~
 CaliforniaBob
Joined: 1/12/2007
Msg: 40
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/11/2007 12:27:47 AM

::chuckles:: it ain't about assertions of heterosexuality. I just really don't have that kind of feeling about any guy.

Oh God, I do have a compulsiveness about being understood. Again, it's not about what feelings you are having now. It's not even a serious question requiring some real answer.

"If you were a tree what kind of tree would you be?"
Oh I don't know, I've never been attracted to trees. I mean, I have no idea how a tree feels you know what I mean? I mean, I like to walk, trees don't walk. Um, I don't have tree feelings. I guess I would be a human tree, you know, I have a crush on Antonio Banderas.
 GrnEyedQT
Joined: 7/25/2007
Msg: 42
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/11/2007 5:30:40 AM
Well Bob... if I was a tree.

I'd be a giant Redwood because they're in the forest and there aren't many dogs who would pee on your leg in forests.

Or a birch tree, because you have to plant them in three's, so I would always have my closest friends around me.
 SterlingHeart
Joined: 11/19/2006
Msg: 43
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/11/2007 7:30:42 AM
Bob ... Bob ..... BOBBBB!!! Stop banging your head against that tree, you're going to hurt something!!
 Pete73052
Joined: 1/29/2006
Msg: 44
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/11/2007 8:23:49 AM

"If you were a tree what kind of tree would you be?"


Something in the hardwood family... hey, a guy can dream can't he?
 Miss W
Joined: 12/4/2006
Msg: 45
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/11/2007 8:45:05 AM
Will you all stop talking wood and woodies and get back on topic? Sheesh!!

On topic...I were gay, I'd want to do Diana Krall because I love her voice.

 cooky4321
Joined: 3/25/2007
Msg: 46
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/11/2007 9:13:40 AM
If I were gay, I'd do ALL of the Desperate Housewives. I think I'd still find being funny as my number one turn-on, and they all fit the bill. Except for maybe the redhead. But she makes pie, so yeah...definately doable.

 Captivating2
Joined: 6/28/2007
Msg: 47
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/11/2007 10:05:00 AM

On topic...I were gay, I'd want to do Diana Krall because I love her voice.





I absolutely adore Diana Krall's voice, and she's married to Elvis Costello!
 CaliforniaBob
Joined: 1/12/2007
Msg: 48
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/11/2007 12:12:31 PM

I absolutely adore Diana Krall's voice, and she's married to Elvis Costello!

Really? I thought she was married to Lou Presley, my bad.
 CaliforniaBob
Joined: 1/12/2007
Msg: 49
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/11/2007 12:14:03 PM

Something in the hardwood family... hey, a guy can dream can't he?

I suppose that's all he can do once he gets rotwood.
 Miss W
Joined: 12/4/2006
Msg: 50
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/11/2007 12:40:20 PM
I absolutely adore Diana Krall's voice, and she's married to Elvis Costello!

I had a problem comprehending this match when I first heard this, but being that they are both quirky and talented, I can now see it.


I suppose that's all he can do once he gets rotwood.

Well, then, he had best knock on wood that he doesn't get it.

 travel_theworld
Joined: 9/2/2007
Msg: 51
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/11/2007 1:46:41 PM
Captivating2 I was told I look a lot like her when I was younger...Natalie was a beauty and too bad her husband pushed off. What a dope....
 The Minister of Dudeness
Joined: 6/11/2006
Msg: 53
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/11/2007 7:29:30 PM
Something in the hardwood family... hey, a guy can dream can't he?


Pete, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is your wish is being granted. You will be sporting hardwood from now on...

The bad news is the Wish Maker Thingy must be acting up because you are also going to be banzai...
 GrnEyedQT
Joined: 7/25/2007
Msg: 54
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/11/2007 7:47:14 PM
Watch out for termites...
 The Minister of Dudeness
Joined: 6/11/2006
Msg: 55
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/11/2007 7:53:56 PM
Tenting is still the safest, most effective way to handle the pesky termite problem in this day and age.

Banzai Pete might have to go get a Third Date Ken Doll to get a tent that small though.
 GrnEyedQT
Joined: 7/25/2007
Msg: 56
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/11/2007 8:09:15 PM
Poor Bonzai Pete... a couple big termites and he might end up penisless.

OT... no Bob I still can't think of a woman I'd want to be with... sorry!
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