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 Miss W
Joined: 12/4/2006
Msg: 40
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Will you all stop talking wood and woodies and get back on topic? Sheesh!!

On topic...I were gay, I'd want to do Diana Krall because I love her voice.

 cooky4321
Joined: 3/25/2007
Msg: 41
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/11/2007 9:13:40 AM
If I were gay, I'd do ALL of the Desperate Housewives. I think I'd still find being funny as my number one turn-on, and they all fit the bill. Except for maybe the redhead. But she makes pie, so yeah...definately doable.

 Captivating2
Joined: 6/28/2007
Msg: 42
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/11/2007 10:05:00 AM

On topic...I were gay, I'd want to do Diana Krall because I love her voice.





I absolutely adore Diana Krall's voice, and she's married to Elvis Costello!
 CaliforniaBob
Joined: 1/12/2007
Msg: 43
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/11/2007 12:12:31 PM

I absolutely adore Diana Krall's voice, and she's married to Elvis Costello!

Really? I thought she was married to Lou Presley, my bad.
 CaliforniaBob
Joined: 1/12/2007
Msg: 44
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/11/2007 12:14:03 PM

Something in the hardwood family... hey, a guy can dream can't he?

I suppose that's all he can do once he gets rotwood.
 Miss W
Joined: 12/4/2006
Msg: 45
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/11/2007 12:40:20 PM
I absolutely adore Diana Krall's voice, and she's married to Elvis Costello!

I had a problem comprehending this match when I first heard this, but being that they are both quirky and talented, I can now see it.


I suppose that's all he can do once he gets rotwood.

Well, then, he had best knock on wood that he doesn't get it.

 travel_theworld
Joined: 9/2/2007
Msg: 46
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/11/2007 1:46:41 PM
Captivating2 I was told I look a lot like her when I was younger...Natalie was a beauty and too bad her husband pushed off. What a dope....
 The Minister of Dudeness
Joined: 6/11/2006
Msg: 47
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/11/2007 7:29:30 PM
Something in the hardwood family... hey, a guy can dream can't he?


Pete, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is your wish is being granted. You will be sporting hardwood from now on...

The bad news is the Wish Maker Thingy must be acting up because you are also going to be banzai...
 GrnEyedQT
Joined: 7/25/2007
Msg: 48
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/11/2007 7:47:14 PM
Watch out for termites...
 The Minister of Dudeness
Joined: 6/11/2006
Msg: 49
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/11/2007 7:53:56 PM
Tenting is still the safest, most effective way to handle the pesky termite problem in this day and age.

Banzai Pete might have to go get a Third Date Ken Doll to get a tent that small though.
 GrnEyedQT
Joined: 7/25/2007
Msg: 50
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/11/2007 8:09:15 PM
Poor Bonzai Pete... a couple big termites and he might end up penisless.

OT... no Bob I still can't think of a woman I'd want to be with... sorry!
 Pete73052
Joined: 1/29/2006
Msg: 51
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/11/2007 9:27:19 PM
Hey, even Bonzai trees are a good 12 inches... I could make do with that...
 GrnEyedQT
Joined: 7/25/2007
Msg: 52
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/11/2007 9:55:43 PM
It is possible to be Bobless, because I am. Probably the only woman on POF that is bobless. (I've led a sheltered life. )

Woodpeckers aren't in this thread, it was termites gnawing on Bonzai Pete
 CaliforniaBob
Joined: 1/12/2007
Msg: 53
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/12/2007 1:52:57 AM

OT... no Bob I still can't think of a woman I'd want to be with... sorry!

You can stop apologizing now. It's okay that you're flaming straight, some say you were born that way. Now go and breed some more mos.
 CaliforniaBob
Joined: 1/12/2007
Msg: 54
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/12/2007 1:55:00 AM
Just how did woodpeckers get into this thread?

I'm just surprised the thread has gone on this long without it turning into yet another discussion of Mominatrix's breasts. "Knock Wood".
 Mominatrix
Joined: 7/5/2006
Msg: 55
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If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/12/2007 2:17:02 AM
I just feel the need to mention, that for a someone who is gay, you seem rather interested in my breasts. Are you a lesbian, trapped in a man's body?

I may just turn gay if things do not improve.
 CaliforniaBob
Joined: 1/12/2007
Msg: 56
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/12/2007 2:56:42 AM
Are you a lesbian, trapped in a man's body?

You mean like kd Lang?

Sorry, I am not a lesbian. Sorry, although there are many beautiful lesbians, I cannot imagine eating at the Y. Sorry, but if I were a lesbian who was into guys I'd like Johnny Depp.
 Captivating2
Joined: 6/28/2007
Msg: 57
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/12/2007 10:41:44 AM

Captivating2 I was told I look a lot like her when I was younger...Natalie was a beauty and too bad her husband pushed off. What a dope....


Well that was never proven, but there was claims that Robert Wagner may have been involved in an argument with her. Tragic loss at 43 years old any way you look at it.

I can see how you were told that.
 CaliforniaBob
Joined: 1/12/2007
Msg: 58
If you were gay/straight.
Posted: 10/24/2007 10:46:02 AM
How could I have forgotten Transformer girl Megan Fox? If somebody put a gun to my head and forced me to have sex with a woman, I'd certainly pick her.
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