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 40 Something
Joined: 8/21/2005
Msg: 153
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[q]"You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an a*** kicking contest."[/q]

"You're about as useful as t*ts on a bull moose!"
 KittyBratt
Joined: 9/10/2005
Msg: 156
What's your favotite quote?
Posted: 9/11/2005 6:55:48 AM
i have several actually (some of which would only sound right if said by a man, but funny anyways):

1. Don't f*** with my head, and I won't think with my d***
2. F*** me if I'm wrong, but u wanna blow me.
3.Don't do anything I wouldn't do, and if u do name it after me!
4.Y'all be good now, but if ur gonna be bad, be good at it.
5.Believe NOTHING of what u hear, and only HALF of what u see.
6.The question isn't "if u could suck ur own d*** would u?" because of course we would whether we'd admit it out loud or not; the real question is, "would u swallow?"
7.A smile per day keeps the enemies away.
8. If it's "finger lickin' good", then is it "a** lickin' bad"?
9. read close: C:enter###
10. read out loud b4 reading quietly to urself: I Am Sofa King We Todd Did.
and last, but certainly NOT least:
11.How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong because someday you will have been all -George Washington-
 KittyBratt
Joined: 9/10/2005
Msg: 158
What's your favotite quote?
Posted: 9/11/2005 7:16:38 AM
50cent said this in a song- "I love you, girl, like a fat kid loves cake." Well, he must not love the girl so much, don't u think? It's easy for any kid to get fat from eating cake. However, if he were to say, "I love u like a fat kid loves carrots", then damn he loves the hell out of that woman! Think about it.. that kid's gotta really love eating some damn carrots to get fat from it!
 Frrosty
Joined: 3/21/2004
Msg: 163
What's your favotite quote?
Posted: 9/17/2005 4:51:03 PM
"Better battle number two; cause number one has got it locked down son."

LL Cool J
 jheldatksuedu
Joined: 3/11/2005
Msg: 169
What's your favotite quote?
Posted: 9/20/2005 10:39:22 AM
"Eatin greens is a special treat, it makes long ears and great big feet.......(aside) but it sure sure is awful stuff to eat, I made that part up myself" Thumper rabbit to his mom about what dad says.

Bambi is the only movie I ever paid to see twice in the same week. we need more movies like this

cherokeee51465: I'd like to talk to you but can't, too far away.
 endogoddess
Joined: 3/23/2005
Msg: 181
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What's your favotite quote?
Posted: 10/21/2005 11:57:04 AM
"Id like to run away From you, But if you didnt come And find me ... I would die."
 finisheslast
Joined: 10/2/2005
Msg: 182
What's your favotite quote?
Posted: 10/21/2005 2:55:38 PM
i have a few:

tough times don't last, tough people do

don't compromise yourself, it's all you got - jj

life is like a sh*t sandwich, the more bread you have, the less sh*t you eat.

to thyne own self be true - ws
 Wessticles
Joined: 5/2/2005
Msg: 184
What's your favotite quote?
Posted: 1/2/2006 6:26:26 AM
T'was a woman who drove me to drink. And I never had the chance to thank her.

W.C. Fields
 moreno77
Joined: 12/20/2005
Msg: 186
What's your favotite quote?
Posted: 1/2/2006 6:59:55 PM
" If you get the money, you get the world, if you do not get the money, you are ****ed up"

BY life
 eye4truth
Joined: 10/1/2005
Msg: 193
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What's your favotite quote?
Posted: 2/3/2006 8:02:05 PM
Love me, Leave me or get the hell outta my way.
 captaindano
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 196
What's your favotite quote?
Posted: 4/21/2006 12:00:35 PM
A wise man will learn from his mistakes, A wisier man will learn from anothers.
 Jenn179
Joined: 5/4/2006
Msg: 205
What's your favotite quote?
Posted: 5/19/2006 2:40:10 PM
Never anger a dragon, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
 lkmichguy
Joined: 5/4/2006
Msg: 207
What's your favotite quote?
Posted: 5/25/2006 7:45:37 AM
Mark Twain: "When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years."
 FullMoonWisdom
Joined: 1/7/2006
Msg: 212
What's your favotite quote?
Posted: 5/30/2006 4:44:09 PM
"What are you gonna do...?"
Said by so many people...so many times....but it was only funny said by one....
 dewwy80
Joined: 11/27/2005
Msg: 216
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What's your favotite quote?
Posted: 6/21/2006 7:29:12 PM
i would have to say one of my favorites is....
"it is better to have loved and lost, then to never love at all."
 GaZhoe
Joined: 5/19/2006
Msg: 218
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What's your favotite quote?
Posted: 6/21/2006 10:35:17 PM
well I guess this is my favorite quote "A closed mind is a wonderful thing to lose"
I made a quote of my own and used that in mine not knowing who's quote it was.
So I googled, after searching I have no clue, I believe there is a Feminism book titled that and its a on about 50 bumpersticker web sites but regarldless its meaning is expressed further by me >>>>

"The power of the universe will never cease to amaze me,each day I feel more in tune with it and believe this progression feeds my intuition. Although instead of burning of this energy that is received from the feeding frenzy, it actually intensfies and aligns my energy in a balance that can almost be explained as a perpetual motion machine. Never slowing but always growing and moving faster, all on its on volition. Who ever said, (sub quote) "A closed mind is a wonderful thing to lose"(end sub quote) was certainly running on the perpetual motion train."


Kyelle H
 JohnyTheOptimist
Joined: 6/23/2004
Msg: 225
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What's your favotite quote?
Posted: 6/24/2006 8:56:30 PM
"If I have seen further it is by standing on ye shoulders of Giants."

and

"I do not know what I may appear to the world, but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the sea-shore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me."

- Isaac Newton


Also, not really a quote, it's a motto but :

"Who dares, wins"

- British S.A.S.
 Sweeter Then Honey..!
Joined: 6/21/2006
Msg: 234
What's your favotite quote?
Posted: 9/9/2006 8:23:54 PM
U can Luv it or Shuv it...? hehe
 alyosha
Joined: 8/20/2006
Msg: 235
Luvcharlie
Posted: 9/13/2006 7:34:54 AM
Many thanks for the beautiful Shakespeare quote which I wasn't familiar with.
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