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 Fairybread
Joined: 4/24/2007
Msg: 26
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Today at work my supervisor walks around the corner and say's "hi darling." Unbeknown to me, his wife had called him on the phone and he was simply answering it “hi darling.”

My initial reaction to this was “Hi sweetie.” Imagine how I felt when I turned around to see him laughing his guts up at me with him thinking I thought he said hi darling to me!

Where is that big hole in the ground when you need to hide?

 Brizguy_2007
Joined: 6/24/2007
Msg: 27
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Posted: 11/13/2007 9:14:59 PM
I was sitting at the bar at Applebees tonight and was saying how I was trying to be good drinking "lite beer" so I could drive without being over the limit and not booked.

The bar looked at me strange and then informed me that lite beer in the US means less calories...not the alcohol content!!!!!!!

I was thinking I was getting a pretty good buzz from lite beer.....
 likes_a_laugh
Joined: 3/17/2007
Msg: 28
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Posted: 11/14/2007 3:23:14 AM
Umm, I ran into a girl who I knew was pregnant many moons earlier. I pointed at her little belly and asked "hey darls, when's it due?"
She blushed bright red and said the baby girl was now three months old.

Oops... (one's foot, shin and thigh implanted firmly in ones mouth)

Never, EVER, ask that question unless you can see the baby's head actually appearing from where it appears!!!!!
 Goddess of dreams
Joined: 5/12/2007
Msg: 29
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Posted: 11/14/2007 4:41:50 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


is this deja vu or I've read this in another post have I ?????
 likes_a_laugh
Joined: 3/17/2007
Msg: 30
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Posted: 11/14/2007 4:47:13 AM
Yup, my other name is the regurgitating idiot...
 Goddess of dreams
Joined: 5/12/2007
Msg: 31
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Posted: 11/14/2007 4:51:33 AM
^^^

Oooops didn't mean it that way
 Josephine*
Joined: 7/16/2007
Msg: 32
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Posted: 11/15/2007 1:57:53 PM
^^^^thats great!!!......
 Josephine*
Joined: 7/16/2007
Msg: 33
YOU IDIOT!!
Posted: 11/16/2007 10:14:40 PM
^^^^Thats all the hot air laddie you've been blowing in your pipes
 Goddess of dreams
Joined: 5/12/2007
Msg: 34
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Posted: 11/22/2007 3:24:08 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I am glad there are people who make a bigger idiot out of themselves than Moi
 Goddess of dreams
Joined: 5/12/2007
Msg: 35
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Posted: 11/22/2007 3:47:06 AM
Okay I have plenty Idiot moments

I think I may have said this one b4 but anyway

Years ago and I am saying years ago. I went to put gas in the car and unlike petrol you have to screw the pump. As I went to use it the guy in the petrol station made an announcement and requested me to go 10 steps back, I did , then he asked to put my hands on my head I kind of thought about that one....then he continued this time singing...and You do the hokie pokie And you turn yourself around shaking my head I went back to use the pump....but he started it again asking me not to use the pump.................fuming I went in and told him if he had finished his game he laughed and said ....sorry the pump is out of order but we thought we might as well have some fun

I went back to the car sat in, started the engine to go to another pump....but little did I remember the pump was still screwed on the car so the whole pump was pulled out and dragged by me to the second pump

I didn't even get told off and lucky thing....it was out of order
 possibilitarian
Joined: 7/3/2007
Msg: 36
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Posted: 11/22/2007 3:51:08 AM
^^^^^ Love it!!!!
 Goddess of dreams
Joined: 5/12/2007
Msg: 37
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Posted: 11/22/2007 4:33:37 AM
Frankie it's your fault

18 years ago organised to go camping with a group of friends.

3 of us all girls decided to go the night b4

by the time we got ourselves together it was like 10 pm ...no map no nothing we headed to our destination (3 hours away from Melbourne).....just stoped and asked till we got there. found the Caravan Park we booked (time arrived close to 2am) looking for the site but it was the only site that disappeared all together. So my idea doesn't matter where, just pitch the tent.

We got the tent out started to putting it up.....suddenly ...we realised they were funny looking creatures stuck to the inside of the tent. a bit of scream and tried to investigate what kind...no luck… all three so scared decided with big ooh aahs to pack the tent. (time 3am) what to do....why not just drive somewhere sleep until the rest of the group arrive the next day. So we did.

latter in the morning 3 cramped girls in a little car....the rest of the group arrived....excitedly we explain how the creatures looked and how nasty and stubborn they were.

One of the guys opened it and looked and said "yes these melted smarties look extremely mean to me"

then we found out the last person borrowed the tent had two kids who left their smarties in the tent.
 Fairybread
Joined: 4/24/2007
Msg: 38
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Posted: 11/22/2007 7:14:33 AM

I am glad there are people who make a bigger idiot out of themselves than Moi


Leave it to me GoD, I make a total idiot of myself every day. Oh well, such is life. I also laugh at it too. You gotta laugh, coz if ya don't and your like me, you will be miserable all the time!

So laugh!

It's good for you.

Like milk is.
 aussiegirlwannabe
Joined: 10/22/2007
Msg: 39
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Posted: 11/22/2007 7:34:16 AM
recently this week, I was on a chatline with some friends.
Kept asking one person a question

didnt see my post or her response
kept asking
getting frustrated

she kept saying, YOUR POSTS ARE HERE, QUIT REPEATING THEM..

Im look ing at the screen and seeing my stuff pop up minutes later

our whole convo went like that.

when I said bye

I looked and saw that I hadn't scrolled to the bottom of the screen, ROTFLMAO... FELT SO DUMB, LOL... all my posts and repeat posts were right there, hehehehehehe

then last night, someone called me on my new phone. Well, says I, I didnt' get your call, it didn't even ring. Me checks phone. Doi, not even turned on, EARTH TO AGW...

lol
 Fairybread
Joined: 4/24/2007
Msg: 40
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Posted: 11/22/2007 7:38:35 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^I am glad I am not the only one there! Saturday I got a new phone. Sunday someone calls me on the phone and the volume was so low that I couldn't hear it! I was so mad!

But all is good, he called back three days later when the volume was turned up and I could hear it.

 Lacrymosa
Joined: 6/23/2007
Msg: 41
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Posted: 11/22/2007 4:08:23 PM

When was your last YOU IDIOT moment?


My whole life is one....
 proudlyunique
Joined: 10/20/2007
Msg: 42
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Posted: 11/23/2007 2:49:08 AM
^^^^^^ as they say drew.....lol (u wish) the truth will set you free... and i dont think theres been a better example scripted than your last post.
 Goddess of dreams
Joined: 5/12/2007
Msg: 43
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Posted: 11/23/2007 3:11:23 AM
^^^^^

Young man
 atalia
Joined: 3/28/2007
Msg: 44
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Posted: 11/23/2007 3:26:31 AM
keep the faith
obviously your faith is being a total a**hole
give us a break and write something constructive or at least like Laquers , entertaining.
 Carlykitten
Joined: 9/23/2007
Msg: 45
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Posted: 11/23/2007 3:42:30 AM
Today i went to my mums, she lives in a queenslander style house. The neighbours all sit outsite, sort of right infront of mums house. WEll i was goin upstairs and tripped up them ending up bum in air showing the world my undies... what an idiot thing to do
 obhwhitedragon
Joined: 1/29/2007
Msg: 46
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Posted: 11/23/2007 3:46:54 AM
WEll i was goin upstairs and tripped up them ending up bum in air showing the world my undies...
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

kitten, to give your old man a line like this.......its so hard NOT to go anywhere with it..
but for now........
I will just say........I was not looking when it happened
 Goddess of dreams
Joined: 5/12/2007
Msg: 47
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Posted: 11/23/2007 3:48:28 AM
Kitten you should have posted this one in the old man thread
 obhwhitedragon
Joined: 1/29/2007
Msg: 48
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Posted: 11/23/2007 3:52:06 AM
I'll say.............she put herself right out there......

but then we all do...

hope she was ok
 Carlykitten
Joined: 9/23/2007
Msg: 49
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Posted: 11/23/2007 4:05:54 AM
Just a bit embarassed but got claps when i took a bow so all good i guess...
 obhwhitedragon
Joined: 1/29/2007
Msg: 50
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Posted: 11/23/2007 4:28:32 AM
way cool.........................the bow was a good thing....
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