|YOU IDIOT!!Page 3 of 7 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)|
as they say drew.....lol (u wish) the truth will set you free... and i dont think theres been a better example scripted than your last post.
So do you feel better now?
Posted: 11/23/2007 3:08:26 PM
Posted: 11/24/2007 5:38:34 AM
|Nope...I be reckoning hes just a ***ck?|
But then I AM an idiot?
Posted: 11/25/2007 4:38:10 PM
I go commando under lycra riding breeches when I'm competing at endurance... i do carry a roll of vet wrap just in case of blow outs, LOL, emergency repairs...
Posted: 11/25/2007 5:21:56 PM
|LOL, this is true... maybe she was impressed!|
Posted: 11/26/2007 2:11:06 PM
|Haha milsy had a similar experience at a high school disco|
The guy I was with blew out his jeans and had to spend the rest of the night against the wall
Posted: 11/26/2007 3:48:04 PM
|well, skiermik, that's a better story than the POF guy who showed up to meet me with his weiner hanging out his jeans.. some lame excuse about zipper being broken and nothing else to wear..........|
Posted: 11/26/2007 6:56:47 PM
|Going to do some three legged skiing were you Mik?|
Posted: 11/26/2007 6:59:09 PM
|darn then barefoot skiing might be worth a watch|
Posted: 11/26/2007 8:50:19 PM
|the first time I went water skiing, I flipped ass over teakettle, and when i came up outa the water, my bikini top was gone. I was 16. My bf and his dad had retrieved the top and wouldn't give it back.|
Posted: 11/26/2007 9:36:01 PM
turned out I blew out the crotch of my boardies
I used to do water ski when I was about 10 or 11 . my group went away for few days and we only had one boy there, about 20 girls ages from 10 to 15... any way the boy in the group went off skiing and came back with the shortest mini skirt ever....oh my god for the age range that was unforgettable ...the poor boy had no idea until he looked down to see why we were laughing.......what a day
I think that must have been the worse time in his life
Posted: 12/17/2007 6:46:22 PM
|I asked my friend one day in class after she was talking about noticing her mum's american accent for the first time "How long have you known your mum for?"|
Another classic I asked "How many numbers are in the alphabet?" in high school.
When I gave birth to my son I said "He's slightly better than a puppy I guess"
I often have idiot moments these two account for the last fortnight:
I was at the local pub and walked straight into the glass doors and caned myself.
The most recent I fainted infront of a local at the pub who was really hot and smashed myself on his car and the concrete.
Posted: 12/17/2007 7:29:06 PM
|I don't know.. Tacobell..fainting outside a pub........around here we'd call that pissed and pastout or crashed and burned........but i suppose fainted sounds more gracefull and lady like. |
Posted: 12/18/2007 3:56:06 AM
|Alright, this is really embarrassing. I've recently moved to a lovely 7 acre property and one morning, taken with the idea of living on (and off) the land, picked some field mushrooms for breakfast...I think you know where this is going. 'shrooms sauted in butter with a tiny bit of lemon juice, a splash of tamari and cracked black pepper..yum. Well, after a few bites, I noticed that their flavour was not very conventional (memories of a very scary blue-meanie episode in Bali twenty years ago). I promptly got on the web and found an identification photograph that bore a striking resemblance to that which I had just consumed - the 'death cap' mushroom - aptly named on account of its lethality with even a small amount ingested. Panic struck as I attempted to induce vomiting; the powers of auto suggestion took over as all sorts of symptoms seemed to be playing out. As it was I felt a bit spacy for an hour or so, and a bit loose of bowel the next morning, but hey I'm here to tell the story!|
Posted: 12/18/2007 4:54:52 AM
|^^^How's the new kidney going then? |
Posted: 12/18/2007 3:12:48 PM
|Not too bad. Got one off Ebay, ex-Packer estate.|
Posted: 12/19/2007 12:07:16 AM
|I have done so many idiot things in my like I carnt remember any one of them I though it was normal, so now you tell me they were idiot things gee thanks guys lol|
Posted: 12/19/2007 4:40:05 AM
|My last pickup for the day is at a huge car parts distribution company. After Ive loaded all their freight onto the truck I have to head back inside and get the con notes for the freight and it always annoys the hell outta me at how much of a struggle they are to get....asking for my con notes is like asking the bloke there for his only daughters hand in marriage sometimes!!!! lol|
So yesterday another bloke there quickly showed me how to print the con notes on the computer....a little too quickly it seems....Mike clicked on something wrong and for the next 10 minutes their printer was spitting out ALL their con notes for the WHOLE day....oops....sorry! lol
Posted: 10/6/2008 9:35:03 PM
|A few years back my boyfriend at the time put his sunnies to get fixed and forgot to pick them up he got a phone call from shop that they were still there so we trot off to pick them up.. I was having a PMT day and was not in the mood for people..... the shop was one of those little booths in the middle of a shopping centre when we get there I stood over to the side and let him talk to this women I noticed him getting a bit cranky so went over... the lady is going "we don't have them and we don't have your name in the PC" she goes "have you the receipt are you sure you left them here for repair" to which he replies "not on me it is at home" I said lady "does he look like an IDIOT I think he knows which shop he left his $400 sunnies at" she said "well if you can bring the receipt back we can track it from there" so we left with me even more cranky than before we get home and he found the receipt.... YEP he had gone to the wrong shop to pick up his sunnies......|
Posted: 10/7/2008 6:05:01 PM
|Yeh, I once wrote to a forum site for an advice ... boy what a schmuck ...|
Posted: 10/7/2008 7:55:15 PM
|I get called an Idiot all the time, why only this mornin I asked the young checkout chic at my local fruit shop: "How much are your 5 cent apples?" Yep she called me a F#!*'n Idiot. |
Posted: 10/8/2008 5:00:36 AM
|I feel like an idiot when walking down the street and you see someone waving at you only to realise they are waving at the person behind you. |
So you have to change from a wave to slicking your hair back movement in 3 seconds flat.
That always sends me red faced and wanting to hide
Posted: 10/8/2008 5:07:12 AM
|I'm with you indie... I'm the idiot that says 'oh hi' to the perfect stranger saying 'hi how are you?' while looking at me, then I notice the ear piece to their phone..... just as they give me that weird who the &^% are you? look.|
no where to go with that one
...why isn't there an emoticon for that moment? red, shrivelled, head down.
Posted: 10/8/2008 5:13:13 AM
|lmao at comment above...pretend your slicking your hair 3seconds flat hahaha|
or your at a club and u go 2 shake sum1z hand cos u think there talking 2 u and itz really the person behind u...and u put your hand out and all lol look like the biggest fk head hahaha
Posted: 10/8/2008 5:31:27 AM
|there was this senerio.. not me...|
you see your friend across the road so you wave and scream for there attention until they notice you..
and you finally got there attention and you look straight there your going "BANG"into a pole...