|YOU IDIOT!!Page 4 of 7 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)|
| yes, we "went to look for his shorts" too, drove the boat back to the dock and made him swim to shore and walk back! |
Posted: 11/26/2007 9:36:01 PM
turned out I blew out the crotch of my boardies
I used to do water ski when I was about 10 or 11 . my group went away for few days and we only had one boy there, about 20 girls ages from 10 to 15... any way the boy in the group went off skiing and came back with the shortest mini skirt ever....oh my god for the age range that was unforgettable ...the poor boy had no idea until he looked down to see why we were laughing.......what a day
I think that must have been the worse time in his life
Posted: 11/29/2007 1:39:00 AM
|i couldn't work out over the last few days why my air-con in the car didn't seem to be working that well. I had to have it blasting out on 3 to even feel the slightest bit of coolness. all i could think of was this is going to cost me megabucks to get fixed, and i don't really need this now!!|
the windscreen was also starting to kind of form this little blotches of foggy bits, down where the air usually comes out to clear it up if it is foggy. didn't know what that was either, but thought it strange.
hello - the lights were on and no one was home for the past week. Instead of having the setting for the air-con to blow on me i had it blowing on the windscreen. DOH! no wonder i couldn't feel anything and the windscreen was fogging up.
yes yes i know - what an idiot! I am proud of that one i truly am.............
Posted: 12/17/2007 6:46:22 PM
|I asked my friend one day in class after she was talking about noticing her mum's american accent for the first time "How long have you known your mum for?"|
Another classic I asked "How many numbers are in the alphabet?" in high school.
When I gave birth to my son I said "He's slightly better than a puppy I guess"
I often have idiot moments these two account for the last fortnight:
I was at the local pub and walked straight into the glass doors and caned myself.
The most recent I fainted infront of a local at the pub who was really hot and smashed myself on his car and the concrete.
Posted: 12/17/2007 7:29:06 PM
|I don't know.. Tacobell..fainting outside a pub........around here we'd call that pissed and pastout or crashed and burned........but i suppose fainted sounds more gracefull and lady like. |
Posted: 12/18/2007 3:56:06 AM
|Alright, this is really embarrassing. I've recently moved to a lovely 7 acre property and one morning, taken with the idea of living on (and off) the land, picked some field mushrooms for breakfast...I think you know where this is going. 'shrooms sauted in butter with a tiny bit of lemon juice, a splash of tamari and cracked black pepper..yum. Well, after a few bites, I noticed that their flavour was not very conventional (memories of a very scary blue-meanie episode in Bali twenty years ago). I promptly got on the web and found an identification photograph that bore a striking resemblance to that which I had just consumed - the 'death cap' mushroom - aptly named on account of its lethality with even a small amount ingested. Panic struck as I attempted to induce vomiting; the powers of auto suggestion took over as all sorts of symptoms seemed to be playing out. As it was I felt a bit spacy for an hour or so, and a bit loose of bowel the next morning, but hey I'm here to tell the story!|
Posted: 12/18/2007 4:54:52 AM
|^^^How's the new kidney going then? |
Posted: 12/18/2007 3:12:48 PM
|Not too bad. Got one off Ebay, ex-Packer estate.|
Posted: 12/19/2007 12:07:16 AM
|I have done so many idiot things in my like I carnt remember any one of them I though it was normal, so now you tell me they were idiot things gee thanks guys lol|
Posted: 12/19/2007 4:40:05 AM
|My last pickup for the day is at a huge car parts distribution company. After Ive loaded all their freight onto the truck I have to head back inside and get the con notes for the freight and it always annoys the hell outta me at how much of a struggle they are to get....asking for my con notes is like asking the bloke there for his only daughters hand in marriage sometimes!!!! lol|
So yesterday another bloke there quickly showed me how to print the con notes on the computer....a little too quickly it seems....Mike clicked on something wrong and for the next 10 minutes their printer was spitting out ALL their con notes for the WHOLE day....oops....sorry! lol
Posted: 10/6/2008 9:35:03 PM
|A few years back my boyfriend at the time put his sunnies to get fixed and forgot to pick them up he got a phone call from shop that they were still there so we trot off to pick them up.. I was having a PMT day and was not in the mood for people..... the shop was one of those little booths in the middle of a shopping centre when we get there I stood over to the side and let him talk to this women I noticed him getting a bit cranky so went over... the lady is going "we don't have them and we don't have your name in the PC" she goes "have you the receipt are you sure you left them here for repair" to which he replies "not on me it is at home" I said lady "does he look like an IDIOT I think he knows which shop he left his $400 sunnies at" she said "well if you can bring the receipt back we can track it from there" so we left with me even more cranky than before we get home and he found the receipt.... YEP he had gone to the wrong shop to pick up his sunnies......|
Posted: 10/7/2008 6:05:01 PM
|Yeh, I once wrote to a forum site for an advice ... boy what a schmuck ...|
Posted: 10/7/2008 7:44:47 PM
|IN a chat room using "deep passions" ID|
A nice lady in room said "Hi deep.. love your profile etc" i was answering her.. she was answering and saying such encouraging things. always referring to Deep.
It took a few minutes to realise there was also a guy there called just "deep" and she was talking to him not me! I was talking to myself...
I slunk off....
Posted: 10/7/2008 7:55:15 PM
|I get called an Idiot all the time, why only this mornin I asked the young checkout chic at my local fruit shop: "How much are your 5 cent apples?" Yep she called me a F#!*'n Idiot. |
Posted: 10/8/2008 5:00:36 AM
|I feel like an idiot when walking down the street and you see someone waving at you only to realise they are waving at the person behind you. |
So you have to change from a wave to slicking your hair back movement in 3 seconds flat.
That always sends me red faced and wanting to hide
Posted: 10/8/2008 5:07:12 AM
|I'm with you indie... I'm the idiot that says 'oh hi' to the perfect stranger saying 'hi how are you?' while looking at me, then I notice the ear piece to their phone..... just as they give me that weird who the &^% are you? look.|
no where to go with that one
...why isn't there an emoticon for that moment? red, shrivelled, head down.
Posted: 10/8/2008 5:13:13 AM
|lmao at comment above...pretend your slicking your hair 3seconds flat hahaha|
or your at a club and u go 2 shake sum1z hand cos u think there talking 2 u and itz really the person behind u...and u put your hand out and all lol look like the biggest fk head hahaha
Posted: 10/8/2008 5:31:27 AM
|there was this senerio.. not me...|
you see your friend across the road so you wave and scream for there attention until they notice you..
and you finally got there attention and you look straight there your going "BANG"into a pole...
Posted: 10/8/2008 8:17:53 PM
|for me ........so many idiot moments , so little internet space. My life is full of them.|
The person who asks other women how many months along they are ...and then finding out they are not pregnant.....Yep that's me .
Screaming and shouting to get someones attention across the road and then finding out that it's not who you thought is was and they are a total stranger...Yep me again.
Telling some poor bugger at a funeral how sorry you are for their loss and finding out it's just the hearse driver. *banging head against wall.*
Well I think I've embarrassed myself enough for today .
Posted: 10/8/2008 8:21:51 PM
|Asking an autograph, then after the signage being told that they're just the roadie...I still have that signed CD in my collection.|
Posted: 10/9/2008 12:03:52 AM
|lmao Pedro, that is so bloody funny. I would treasure that forever.|
Posted: 11/7/2008 12:53:33 AM
|My ex just turned up with my youngest 2 kids. I looked over at the car from a distance and said "Hi" in a friendly manner to who I thought was my third son of 14 years. |
Turns out it was my ex's boyfriend of 20 something (she is 36). He is smaller than my 14 year old and looks like he is just entering high school.
Im not sure who felt like the bigger idiot, me ,him or her but I sure as hell got a laugh. When I got closer and saw this meek little boy I could not help but let out a laugh. I said a quick sorry and backed away quickly (sorry but thats what he looks like). I think even with my stupidity I was running third in the feeling stupid department by the embarresed look on his face and the angry look on hers.
Posted: 11/20/2008 2:57:07 AM
|Our local branch was having an email war and I was deliberately staying out of the fray. My friend was sent a rather cutting personal email which she forwarded on to me. I hit 'reply' and wrote to my friend offering support along with some personal truths about her attacker........... and....yep...you guessed it ... when I hit 'send', my email went to the attacker! So then I was in her sights!|
Posted: 11/20/2008 11:26:11 AM
|was sitting at a set of lights down the gold coast last week+ was watching a bloke in his 30,s walking one of those prancy little dogs+ thinking, jeez mate, u are game taking that mouse out in public!!! anyway, the dog arches its back+ proceeds to do its business! the bloke bends over with his plastic baggie to pick it up+ must of got too much of a sniff+ throws up all over his hand, the bag+ the dog!!!! i thought i was going to die from laughing!!!!!!|
Posted: 12/6/2008 9:46:20 PM
|On our way to lunch, me and a workmate were crossing the road when we noticed this man in front of us kinda twisting, slowly spinning....to avoid the blowing of the wind and trying to get the most optimum angle as not to rustle his comb-over. I bit my lip so hard as not to embarrass the man....then the wind got stronger and started to lift the clump of hair....but the volumes of hair spray he sprayed on it made it look like a big stiff banner...not too far off to the one the astronauts had during the lunar landing. |
At work, while waiting to use the photocopying machine, someone's sexytary was taking all her sweet time when the machine jammed. She tried fixing it, opening doors here and there, twisting knobs, then as she bent down to open the lower paper drawer, she let out a massive big fart....immediately straightened herself and started coughing!!!! Yer right, I could not really tell the difference......