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 msflis
Joined: 2/21/2007
Msg: 76
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We'll have a Penis Roundup Party


Hey, I might even spring for airfare to go to that party! So many appropriate songs we could play...

--Ms. Flis
 ItsMargo
Joined: 4/24/2007
Msg: 77
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Is this as twisted as I think it is? Or just spectacularly funny!
Posted: 11/4/2007 10:08:11 PM
Hey, I might even spring for airfare to go to that party! So many appropriate songs we could play...

I suppose it wouldn't be at all appropriate to sing songs around the campfire and roast weiners...
 msflis
Joined: 2/21/2007
Msg: 78
Is this as twisted as I think it is? Or just spectacularly funny!
Posted: 11/4/2007 10:23:34 PM
Why, Margo, that was exactly the menu I had in mind! Maybe a few****ail weinies too...

--Ms. Flis
 LuvsDamselflies
Joined: 5/4/2007
Msg: 79
Is this as twisted as I think it is? Or just spectacularly funny!
Posted: 11/5/2007 1:52:20 AM
That has got to be the funniest thing I've heard(read) all week lol. okay maybe all month. I think maybe that has to be chalked up to someone having one of those "lil bit dumb" moments. Or he is just quite an eXtrovert, eXhibitionist .. somethin!!
The big kicker is yeah, you have 6 other recipients numbers now lol, you could be really silly and send a message collectively, "o my gawd! Did you see what I saw???"
any way you look at it yeah, that's kinda twisted aaand hilarious!
 ItsMargo
Joined: 4/24/2007
Msg: 81
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Posted: 11/5/2007 7:26:10 AM

It's funny, but I didn't understand the last bit..... (msg 143)

me neither, best guess? 7 inches Up?
 bucsgirl
Joined: 5/13/2006
Msg: 82
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Posted: 11/5/2007 9:37:42 AM
Well Bea told me this knee slappin story. When she was engaged to ole Wilbur Dunkmeyer, he come a runnin out one time all excited. Bea, dang it measured my thang and it's 150 miles long. What says Bea...oh Wilbur that ain't no ruler, that's a legend on a map.

Moral is: always verify any measurements using a standardized measuring device.


Edit: Depends on the scale....your results may vary. haha
 Herding_Cats
Joined: 10/1/2007
Msg: 83
Is this as twisted as I think it is? Or just spectacularly funny!
Posted: 11/5/2007 9:39:48 AM

Bea, dang it measured my thang and it's 150 miles long.



oh Wilbur that ain't no ruler, that's a legend on a map.


And one inch = 200 miles
 blondblueyed
Joined: 8/23/2005
Msg: 84
Is this as twisted as I think it is? Or just spectacularly funny!
Posted: 11/5/2007 2:35:15 PM
When guys send those I usually just say something smart but I was reminded of this one time that a guy sent me a "weiner" pic through an instant messenger (not POF) and I replied, "I am sure it gets much bigger when erect". He replied "It is erect". I really didn't know what to say after that. Didn't really want to knock a guy when he's down if you get my drift.
 Herding_Cats
Joined: 10/1/2007
Msg: 85
Is this as twisted as I think it is? Or just spectacularly funny!
Posted: 11/5/2007 4:55:26 PM

7 girls saw a picture of someone's toilet part!


LOL "toilet part"?

It's official. No beverages near the computer. That could have been dangerous.
 cedar77
Joined: 7/17/2006
Msg: 86
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Posted: 11/5/2007 4:58:28 PM
a bit nomadic....you must still be in shock !
Screen saver??.... (-;

And Yeah.....sending out seven at once would be "multi-tasking" or junk mail ....depending...

Call me represssed or old fashioned or "frigid" (lol) ...but , I would never send out a pic of my power source.
The most I would do is send a shirtless pic , but she would have to go first .
That sounds fair to me .
 bucsgirl
Joined: 5/13/2006
Msg: 87
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Posted: 11/5/2007 5:05:36 PM
"7 girls saw a picture of someone's toilet part!" Holy cow...all this time I thought that was the thing you pushed to flush...wow learn something new every day.

""multi-tasking" or junk mail" I gotta start getting out of the house more often...
 Herding_Cats
Joined: 10/1/2007
Msg: 88
Is this as twisted as I think it is? Or just spectacularly funny!
Posted: 11/5/2007 5:36:46 PM
^^^ooo. Do I smell judgment, Nomadic?

I hope you at LEAST thought it was ugly! *laughing*
 cedar77
Joined: 7/17/2006
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Posted: 11/5/2007 6:15:07 PM
Ahhh...You can't blame a gal for appreciating the male anatomy ! (-;

Here's a thought....
At Christmas time , I'm wondering if he'll be sending "it" out to the "special someone's" on his Christmas card list wearing a little elf stocking cap ?
That would be very festive , .... Ole time Christmas!
A "privates pic sending guy" has to get into the holiday spirit.
Don't you think?


 Herding_Cats
Joined: 10/1/2007
Msg: 91
Is this as twisted as I think it is? Or just spectacularly funny!
Posted: 11/5/2007 9:15:55 PM

Who knows…if he HASN’T seen this thread, I might even get another picture some day! And if I do, I promise I’ll SHARE.


LIES!!
LIES!!
LIES!!

You didn't even share the first one!!!
 Herding_Cats
Joined: 10/1/2007
Msg: 93
Is this as twisted as I think it is? Or just spectacularly funny!
Posted: 11/5/2007 10:09:01 PM

she DID share the first pictures with 6 other people.


Well true... Technically... But she didn't mean to!


The last one I got (via email) showed an ariel view of his "member" laid on a table with quarters across the top of it (to show girth) and quarters lined up the length of it on the table! It scared the beejesus outa me! LOL!
But I gotta give the crazy guy credit for his creativity though. Not my style of guy, but creative none the less.


LOL That's so bad... But... I'm Canadian so if he didn't outshine a row of Toonies... seriously... quarters just won't do up here.

Of course my kind of man would
A) Own a tape measure and not need to resort to raiding his piggy bank to impress me.
B) Would know that while I find someone that can make me laugh to be very attractive, that might be the wrong route.
 lie to me
Joined: 9/17/2007
Msg: 95
Is this as twisted as I think it is? Or just spectacularly funny!
Posted: 11/6/2007 12:38:55 AM
I think it's funny as hell. Just the fact that he sent it out to so many all at once is priceless. Go ahead and text a reply for everyone to see. How about "I'm so very glad to see those puss filled bumps have gone away", or try this "it's so great that you took a chance on that penis pump"..........
 Herding_Cats
Joined: 10/1/2007
Msg: 96
Is this as twisted as I think it is? Or just spectacularly funny!
Posted: 11/6/2007 8:06:33 PM

oh oh can we do him spewwing green liquid from the end for saint paddy's day??


Haha! I'd say considering his current behaviour, that's a given.
 El_Mariachi
Joined: 4/21/2007
Msg: 97
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Posted: 11/6/2007 9:19:54 PM

Women should appreciate penis photos more than they do.


I'm sure we do when it belongs to someone who's regulalrly shown us the live version.
 randomstoic
Joined: 3/2/2007
Msg: 98
Is this as twisted as I think it is? Or just spectacularly funny!
Posted: 11/6/2007 9:59:57 PM
You can write....

They say plagiarism is the highest form of flattery, but do we really want the Seven Wonders of The Modern World to plagiarize on one another.

Please provide by step-by-step instructions.

My mother really appreciated your stalwart forthrightness. She would like to send you a cosy for it.

Even my dog would not lick that.
 Herding_Cats
Joined: 10/1/2007
Msg: 100
Is this as twisted as I think it is? Or just spectacularly funny!
Posted: 11/6/2007 10:31:54 PM

The Christmas elf, contributed by a bit nomadic.
The leprechaun fountain (see post 182), contributed by.....


The California Raisin - posted by (Insert your favorite here)
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