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 Fairybread
Joined: 4/24/2007
Msg: 51
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^^^Can't ever see myself doing that! I'm not a cow.
 serenex
Joined: 11/3/2006
Msg: 52
How to be a better kisser
Posted: 11/28/2007 1:00:02 AM
I have found when you kiss a woman get your tounge and just run it on the inside of there nostril - they love it..........

Try it sometime, ladies this will work on fellas to I think.
^^^^^^^^^^^Sure something to try when there is green runny stuff there why not
 Georgiegirl!
Joined: 10/27/2007
Msg: 53
How to be a better kisser
Posted: 11/28/2007 1:01:31 AM
****ATPH is no longer ready for a kiss, the mood is now long gone*****
 Fairybread
Joined: 4/24/2007
Msg: 54
How to be a better kisser
Posted: 11/28/2007 1:03:41 AM
^^^Why? Don't ya want a kiss off potato boy? Make sure your nose is clean.
 Georgiegirl!
Joined: 10/27/2007
Msg: 55
How to be a better kisser
Posted: 11/28/2007 1:07:53 AM
If I get a tongue up my nose, he's gettin a fist in his!!!
 Fairybread
Joined: 4/24/2007
Msg: 56
How to be a better kisser
Posted: 11/28/2007 1:08:48 AM
^^^^Oh man! That's a little harsh don't ya think? But funny tho.
 Georgiegirl!
Joined: 10/27/2007
Msg: 57
How to be a better kisser
Posted: 11/28/2007 1:11:29 AM
Harsh but fair!!!!
 Spud1700
Joined: 5/20/2007
Msg: 58
How to be a better kisser
Posted: 11/28/2007 1:53:33 AM
Hey ladies don't be like that - I am deeply hurt

Just trying to spice things up a little, another thing I have found that women love, on a really cold night wait till that special lady in your life is asleep go and put your hand in the freezer, put a packet of pees on your hand till you can't stand it. Then race into the bedroom get under the covers and put your hand on her butt and hold on...........

Women love that, IT will get a REACTION
 serenex
Joined: 11/3/2006
Msg: 59
How to be a better kisser
Posted: 11/28/2007 1:56:08 AM
^^^^^In my experience that will get you slapped!!!.....and more so if she is a grumpy person when she wakes up
 Josephine*
Joined: 7/16/2007
Msg: 60
How to be a better kisser
Posted: 11/28/2007 1:57:59 AM
^^^Maybe Frankenstein's Bride might like it
 Spud1700
Joined: 5/20/2007
Msg: 61
How to be a better kisser
Posted: 11/28/2007 1:59:36 AM
Did I say I am single :(
 Fairybread
Joined: 4/24/2007
Msg: 62
How to be a better kisser
Posted: 11/28/2007 2:33:19 AM
^^^Obviously!
 serenex
Joined: 11/3/2006
Msg: 63
How to be a better kisser
Posted: 11/28/2007 2:38:09 AM
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 Fairybread
Joined: 4/24/2007
Msg: 64
How to be a better kisser
Posted: 11/28/2007 2:46:08 AM


 merlotman41
Joined: 10/28/2007
Msg: 65
How to be a better kisser
Posted: 11/28/2007 3:03:11 AM
I think tenderness and light kisses are best to start with a new kisser....
Once the passion grows....experiment a little more with the kisses....like change the pressure onto the lips and change the location....such as the nap of her neck
 merlotman41
Joined: 10/28/2007
Msg: 66
How to be a better kisser
Posted: 11/28/2007 3:04:01 AM
^^^^^^ I mean nape.....lol
 Josephine*
Joined: 7/16/2007
Msg: 67
How to be a better kisser
Posted: 11/28/2007 3:17:56 AM
^^^Hmmmm, another Dyslexic POF member
 Cinder_ella
Joined: 6/19/2007
Msg: 68
How to be a better kisser
Posted: 11/28/2007 3:23:33 AM
We must start a club DNA - National Dyslexics Association

Did you hear about the suicidal dyslexic?
He jumped behind a bus

Did you hear about the insomniac, agnostic dyslexic?
He lay awake all night wondering if there was a dog.

Ok, I am done....................................for now
 likes_a_laugh
Joined: 3/17/2007
Msg: 69
How to be a better kisser
Posted: 11/28/2007 3:33:55 AM
For girls the traditional way is to kiss alot of frogs - teeny white ones and big gnarly brown ones.... (frogs I mean, not whoopsies.. okay?)

For blokes I reckon you try to pash every gurl you bump into when your a bit pissy. Sooner or later a granny-bar-veteran will grab you and make you squeal.... or so I'm told
 obhwhitedragon
Joined: 1/29/2007
Msg: 70
How to be a better kisser
Posted: 11/28/2007 3:39:58 AM
***


**Kissing…….ok

What the differentiation of disgusting

Kissing your grandmother, & she drops her tongue in your mouth

I am so going to get into trouble for this one......
 atalia
Joined: 3/28/2007
Msg: 71
How to be a better kisser
Posted: 11/28/2007 3:40:14 AM
specially on new years eve at 11.59 on the seaview balcony, or near the pole likesa!
 atalia
Joined: 3/28/2007
Msg: 72
How to be a better kisser
Posted: 11/28/2007 3:42:48 AM

What the differentiation of disgusting

Kissing your grandmother, & she drops her tongue in your mouth

Ewwwwww or disgusting is waking up with a lump in your throat and a string hanging out ya mouth
 likes_a_laugh
Joined: 3/17/2007
Msg: 73
How to be a better kisser
Posted: 11/28/2007 3:46:11 AM
oooh, they undressed me with heir eyes... those incorrgible hussies.

As if I'd be soo easy... hrmph
 obhwhitedragon
Joined: 1/29/2007
Msg: 74
How to be a better kisser
Posted: 11/28/2007 3:49:08 AM
oooh, they undressed me with heir eyes... those incorrgible hussies.

As if I'd be soo easy... hrmph
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

that is too, what ever happened to girlie's kissing you all over,
 atalia
Joined: 3/28/2007
Msg: 75
How to be a better kisser
Posted: 11/28/2007 3:49:57 AM
they wanted to share a chupa chup likes
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