Posted: 1/14/2008 3:41:45 AM
|Ok i saw a beauty in Darwin on the back of a real classic holden. |
"My other toy is a****.
Had to quickly pick my jaw up of the ground and cover the kids eyes....
Posted: 1/14/2008 3:42:58 AM
|oh it came up all stars. Starts with d ends with k. Got it?|
Posted: 1/14/2008 3:58:46 AM
|A toy duck, yep, we have one of them in our bathtub. Cute little yellow thing that floats in the water.|
(not a duck but the closest I could come up with - no thanks to Marcus)
Posted: 1/14/2008 4:04:14 PM
|Excuse me for driving so closely in front of you. Love is like a machine...sometimes you need a good screw to fix it! Women are like tyres, there's always a spare. I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar. Take the mystery out of driving.... use your indicator. |
Posted: 1/24/2008 3:03:31 AM
|On the back of a bikers T shirt|
= Pillions grab handles (Trust me)
= Ifyou can read this the beech feell off.
On the panniers.
= Old Kawasakis never die. They just sound that way.
Posted: 3/15/2008 3:44:37 AM
|"Save Margaret River- holiday in Broome "|
Posted: 3/15/2008 3:46:53 AM
|Yes I own this Ute... NO I wont help you move|
Posted: 3/15/2008 5:35:39 AM
|is anybody else on facebook? they have some classicson there. my favorite at the moment is :|
when men stop being arseholes, ill stop being a ****
Posted: 3/16/2008 5:28:59 PM
|In my son's beaten up and old truck's rear window:|
"My other ride is your mother".
Don't know where he gets that sense of humour from....
Posted: 3/16/2008 8:50:29 PM
|draw a line|
live above it
Posted: 3/18/2008 12:58:06 AM
|"If your not a haemorrhoid then get off my ar*e"|
And one from my car....."I support 2 teams. The Dockers and anyone who is playing the Eagles".
Posted: 3/18/2008 1:20:52 AM
|*I would rather be an old fart than a young d**khead*|
A sticker I got my daughter
*when I grow up I want to be a b!tch just like my mother*
Posted: 3/18/2008 3:01:46 AM
|"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you"|
Posted: 3/18/2008 3:12:46 AM
|a mate an i approached a printing shop and after a couple of designs they told us we dodgy characters are no welcome anymore.|
first bumper sticker we got for my mates car who is in his 40's was.
grandad on wizz and viagra.
still on the car.
can bob phuket
with viagra yes he can.
Posted: 3/18/2008 3:46:41 AM
|not a bumper sticker , but im getting the numberplates 190 OFF ( reads I GO OFF ).|
The closer you get , the slower i go
watch my rear , not hers
drink drive , your an idiot. Make it home , your a legend
real men drive utes ( yeehaa.. i actual own one! )
Posted: 3/18/2008 11:49:06 PM
|i got one on my car that reads..... IF YOUR GUNNA RIDE MY ASS, YOU BETTER BE PULLIN MY HAIR...... my hair is long so it's really appropriate...lol |
Posted: 3/19/2008 2:04:49 AM
|The only reason I'd kick you out of my bed is to f#ck you on the floor.|
Posted: 3/19/2008 7:25:46 AM
|If you can't see my mirrors|
I can't see your tits
THAT was funny !