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 greynomad43
Joined: 4/11/2009
Msg: 76
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Your Proctologist called
he found your head.
 Fancifull
Joined: 12/14/2008
Msg: 77
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Posted: 6/27/2009 4:04:11 AM
I got a few good ones...

Brain cells come and brain cells go - but fat cells live forever

Chaos Panic and Disorder! My work here is done

I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

I used to be apathetic, but now I just don't care
 *Starstuff*
Joined: 6/16/2009
Msg: 78
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Posted: 6/27/2009 5:54:24 PM
Saw a great one today: "Back off, I'm not that kind of car."

I would love that, I'm getting so tired of other drivers trying to "push" me down the road, and I'm not a slow driver!
 Prakticle
Joined: 4/23/2009
Msg: 79
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Posted: 6/27/2009 10:07:28 PM
"Honk if you're Ornery"
 photoman001
Joined: 11/25/2006
Msg: 80
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Posted: 6/29/2009 8:44:23 AM
Well back in the 80's when there was a protest every damn week for some cause or other there was a sticker for everything so we got them all and did some editing. You may not get these if you're under 40!

LAND RIGHTS FOR SINGLE BLACK SHARKS

KEEP GAY WHALES IN THE GROUND
 Naamah
Joined: 6/13/2009
Msg: 81
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Posted: 11/12/2009 6:56:31 AM
Msg 38
I have a "No Dam" bumper sticker....
That faded and peeling sticker is clearly what lead to the government's decision this week to not go ahead with the Traveston dam. Well done you. Keep up the good work.
 Akizzej
Joined: 5/1/2009
Msg: 82
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Posted: 11/12/2009 7:08:31 AM
Bought for me by a POF'r... who finally realised I meant it:

"I love sensitive men, they're so easy to take advantage of."



Given to me long long long time ago:

"Smile if you had it last night"

 greynomad43
Joined: 4/11/2009
Msg: 83
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Posted: 11/12/2009 12:29:10 PM
"The bodies in the trunk are mine!..So Back off!

 imaranga
Joined: 9/20/2009
Msg: 84
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Posted: 11/12/2009 2:03:05 PM
This was on a T shirt that mty daughter saw at the eumundi markets recently
It's spelt fu ck not fcuk you dyslexic cnut
 Akizzej
Joined: 5/1/2009
Msg: 85
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Posted: 11/13/2009 12:40:33 AM
Am starting the 'cull' of papers on my desk..
found this oneliner I have saved from eons ago...

"It's not the ups and downs in life that make it difficult, its the jerks!!"
 14021969b
Joined: 10/19/2007
Msg: 86
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Posted: 11/13/2009 6:38:19 PM
On the back of my brothers car,

Guy with attitude seeks nice girl to dump on.

and

The voices in my head just don't like you!

and on a friends car

Gone crazy! be back later.
 Laughingmyarseoff
Joined: 10/29/2009
Msg: 87
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Posted: 11/17/2009 11:57:33 PM
I've a yellow background, black text sticker which says:

"Which Bank? They're All **stards!"

When I find it I'm putting it on my yellow car
 Madison900
Joined: 9/18/2009
Msg: 88
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Posted: 11/19/2009 9:31:39 PM
Yesssss...if l had to write a few bumper stickers they might go something like this!!

lf l put on anymore weight!!... grow to a size 18....you have my permission to
DRAG ME OUT into the BUSH and shoot me!!!

Am l into experimental sex?....lm not a STUFFING labrat.... the bedroom isnt a LABORITORY!

NO lm not into photography if it means poking flowers in my orophuses and taking photos.

l dont need a servicing!...lm not a car darl.

My bum looks like two possums fighting in a bag from behind....suits your gut really!

Kinky sex???...WHERE'S my CHICKEN COSTUME!

Kinky isnt tickling someone with a feather?...its THE WHOLE CHOOK!

Why do gays wear so much leather??...Shiffon wrinkles way too easily....

lf ld slept with Camilla Parker Bowls ...this world would be different today!

MARRY ME!!..

lf you honk at me once more!...lm going to get out and strip infront of your car!!

When have you had too much to drink???...when you wake up on the beach,smoking a cigarette,laying beside a dead whale!!!
 Hawaiianluau
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 89
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Posted: 1/7/2010 2:09:12 PM
No sense in being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.

 greynomad43
Joined: 4/11/2009
Msg: 90
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Posted: 1/7/2010 2:45:52 PM
Your very close, is that a booger?......No it's half your brain, back off!
 greyingred
Joined: 6/12/2008
Msg: 91
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Posted: 1/9/2010 8:23:52 AM
Evolution is just one great big gang bang.

Stop fleecing kittens cos they grow into yettis.

I survived pash rash from a waxed greek god. What's your excuse?

My other car will be yours if you hit me.

Insurance is for rich scaredy cats. Go on make my day!!

Nope, that's it, can't think of anything funny to say so SOD ORF BEFORE I SNOT YOU.
 JulietJuliet
Joined: 2/5/2009
Msg: 92
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Posted: 2/2/2010 8:17:44 AM
Men are like public toilets".....They are either taken or full of shit.
 greynomad43
Joined: 4/11/2009
Msg: 93
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Posted: 2/2/2010 2:49:38 PM
^^^^ If you can't laugh at yourself, laugh at the blondes!

 gobledok
Joined: 9/2/2009
Msg: 94
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Posted: 12/17/2010 5:32:21 AM
Been their and done that….can’t be bothered going back

A good friend will bail you out of a police station …. A best friend will be sitting next you saying “god that was fun”

My greatest fear in life is my wife selling my tools and car for the price I told her.
 Goodna Guy
Joined: 12/23/2009
Msg: 95
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Posted: 1/11/2011 8:09:59 AM
Genius to Idiot in 5.3 stubbies
 softy63
Joined: 7/13/2008
Msg: 96
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Posted: 1/11/2011 4:31:07 PM
"If your not a haemorrhoid then get off my ar*e"

Too funny. !!! LMAO

"Caution: Mother in law in boot."

 realfirechick
Joined: 10/17/2010
Msg: 97
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Posted: 1/15/2011 3:29:26 AM
"HELP!!
My owner thinks
Im a 4WD!"

on my car :p

Ihave and know heaps, go the BNS cars!!!
 jojoaus
Joined: 10/28/2007
Msg: 98
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Posted: 2/13/2011 10:49:59 PM
^^^^^^^^^ Wouldn't it be fun to add less wholesome versions of those!!! The overweight guy in a wife beater holding a stubby, the skinny skank missus with ciggy in her mouth, the 4 year old with the mullet etc etc
 Holly63
Joined: 2/4/2011
Msg: 99
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Posted: 3/10/2011 3:36:48 PM
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an ar$e hole.

If a King rules a Kingdom, and an Emporer rules an Empire, who rules this Country?
 14021969b
Joined: 10/19/2007
Msg: 100
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Posted: 4/25/2011 6:54:59 PM
How about "The beatings will cease once moral improves" or
"Gone crazy.....be back latter"
"Guy with attitude seeks nice girl to dump on"
"My other car is a piece of s**t as well"

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