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Joined: 10/19/2007
Msg: 98
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On the back of my brothers car,

Guy with attitude seeks nice girl to dump on.


The voices in my head just don't like you!

and on a friends car

Gone crazy! be back later.
Joined: 12/29/2006
Msg: 99
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Posted: 11/15/2009 1:35:58 AM

Joined: 11/7/2009
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Posted: 11/15/2009 4:06:56 PM
"Wow this acid is great, it feels like I'm driving".

"I may be fat but you're ugly and I can diet".
Joined: 10/29/2009
Msg: 101
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Posted: 11/17/2009 11:57:33 PM
I've a yellow background, black text sticker which says:

"Which Bank? They're All **stards!"

When I find it I'm putting it on my yellow car
Joined: 9/18/2009
Msg: 102
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Posted: 11/19/2009 9:31:39 PM
Yesssss...if l had to write a few bumper stickers they might go something like this!!

lf l put on anymore weight!!... grow to a size have my permission to
DRAG ME OUT into the BUSH and shoot me!!!

Am l into experimental sex?....lm not a STUFFING labrat.... the bedroom isnt a LABORITORY!

NO lm not into photography if it means poking flowers in my orophuses and taking photos.

l dont need a servicing!...lm not a car darl.

My bum looks like two possums fighting in a bag from behind....suits your gut really!

Kinky sex???...WHERE'S my CHICKEN COSTUME!

Kinky isnt tickling someone with a feather?...its THE WHOLE CHOOK!

Why do gays wear so much leather??...Shiffon wrinkles way too easily....

lf ld slept with Camilla Parker Bowls ...this world would be different today!


lf you honk at me once more!...lm going to get out and strip infront of your car!!

When have you had too much to drink???...when you wake up on the beach,smoking a cigarette,laying beside a dead whale!!!
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 103
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Posted: 1/7/2010 2:09:12 PM
No sense in being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.

Joined: 4/11/2009
Msg: 104
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Posted: 1/7/2010 2:45:52 PM
Your very close, is that a booger?......No it's half your brain, back off!
Joined: 6/12/2008
Msg: 105
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Posted: 1/9/2010 8:23:52 AM
Evolution is just one great big gang bang.

Stop fleecing kittens cos they grow into yettis.

I survived pash rash from a waxed greek god. What's your excuse?

My other car will be yours if you hit me.

Insurance is for rich scaredy cats. Go on make my day!!

Nope, that's it, can't think of anything funny to say so SOD ORF BEFORE I SNOT YOU.
Joined: 2/5/2009
Msg: 106
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Posted: 2/2/2010 8:17:44 AM
Men are like public toilets".....They are either taken or full of shit.
Joined: 4/11/2009
Msg: 107
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Posted: 2/2/2010 2:49:38 PM
^^^^ If you can't laugh at yourself, laugh at the blondes!

Joined: 9/2/2009
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Posted: 12/17/2010 5:32:21 AM
Been their and done that….can’t be bothered going back

A good friend will bail you out of a police station …. A best friend will be sitting next you saying “god that was fun”

My greatest fear in life is my wife selling my tools and car for the price I told her.
 Goodna Guy
Joined: 12/23/2009
Msg: 109
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Posted: 1/11/2011 8:09:59 AM
Genius to Idiot in 5.3 stubbies
Joined: 7/13/2008
Msg: 110
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Posted: 1/11/2011 4:31:07 PM
"If your not a haemorrhoid then get off my ar*e"

Too funny. !!! LMAO

"Caution: Mother in law in boot."

Joined: 10/17/2010
Msg: 111
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Posted: 1/15/2011 3:29:26 AM
My owner thinks
Im a 4WD!"

on my car :p

Ihave and know heaps, go the BNS cars!!!
Joined: 9/24/2010
Msg: 112
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Posted: 1/15/2011 4:00:29 AM
Have you seen the "stalker assistance stickers"? They're little white cartoon of your family so you can alert everyone to the fact that you belong to a menage a trois of grandparents (saw that at the library today), believe in the patriarchy (usually the cartoons are sorted by dad, mum, kids, dog, cat) or have 47 pets, or are a single woman living alone with a cat (car sometimes confusingly driven by a man).

Ooops, you've got them on your car, don't you? Sorry :(
Joined: 10/28/2007
Msg: 113
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Posted: 2/13/2011 10:49:59 PM
^^^^^^^^^ Wouldn't it be fun to add less wholesome versions of those!!! The overweight guy in a wife beater holding a stubby, the skinny skank missus with ciggy in her mouth, the 4 year old with the mullet etc etc
Joined: 2/4/2011
Msg: 114
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Posted: 3/10/2011 3:36:48 PM
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an ar$e hole.

If a King rules a Kingdom, and an Emporer rules an Empire, who rules this Country?
Joined: 10/19/2007
Msg: 115
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Posted: 4/25/2011 6:54:59 PM
How about "The beatings will cease once moral improves" or
"Gone back latter"
"Guy with attitude seeks nice girl to dump on"
"My other car is a piece of s**t as well"

Joined: 4/30/2011
Msg: 116
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Posted: 6/22/2011 4:23:38 AM
great legs wat time do they open
Joined: 2/22/2011
Msg: 117
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Posted: 6/29/2011 10:10:53 PM
The other day I saw a real old ugly sandman van with a lot of rust and holes in it. It was being driven down the road, and there was a bumper sticker on the back that said "DON'T LAUGH, IT MIGHT BE YOUR DAUGHTER IN THE BACK OF HERE"....

It had me in stitches, one of the funniest things I've seen for a while
Joined: 1/31/2009
Msg: 118
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Posted: 8/8/2011 2:37:56 AM
Not a bumper sticker but on a tee shirt.

It's better to have loved & lost that have to put up with the b###h for the rest of your live.
Joined: 8/9/2011
Msg: 119
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Posted: 8/24/2011 4:23:51 AM
saw this on a 4WD,
the only true wilderness is the space between a greenies ears.
Joined: 10/16/2008
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Posted: 9/11/2011 7:51:15 AM
Seen on a very clean ute "i wish my wife was this dirty"
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