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 mel282
Joined: 2/11/2007
Msg: 67
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lol so true Herding Cats!
 I-want-it-all!
Joined: 11/21/2007
Msg: 69
What name do you call it?
Posted: 2/16/2008 7:07:15 PM
ummmm....

(a friend of mine calls his - El Diablo
......shhhhhh)

 Pleasurelimits
Joined: 3/13/2005
Msg: 71
What name do you call it?
Posted: 2/17/2008 6:03:27 AM
My last gf named the piccolo. that way if you want to know if a girl liked 'oral' you only had to ask her if she was a musician. Visa vie does she 'play' the one eyed piccolo
pl
 paladin2020
Joined: 1/1/2008
Msg: 72
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Posted: 2/17/2008 3:25:46 PM
picolo..not sure I would admitt that one,..sounds really small. But I do find wet P**** and hard cock intresting .. "dreams come true".
 StrangerInTheHouse
Joined: 2/9/2008
Msg: 74
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Posted: 3/22/2008 9:17:38 AM
"Gripmaster"?
 ShadowLands
Joined: 3/25/2008
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 4/4/2008 12:23:29 PM
Thumper.

But after eight Bud Lights and eight shots of Peppermint Schnapps "Thumper" becomes the Energizer bunny and won't quit. Most guys get sloshed and can't do a thing with their d!ck. I'm the exact opposite.
 Kongzilla
Joined: 9/7/2006
Msg: 78
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 4/5/2008 8:50:57 AM
The Doomsday machine. My shot at those who think the phallic symbol is negative.
 deerdog1
Joined: 12/29/2006
Msg: 85
What name do you call it?
Posted: 7/1/2008 2:10:13 PM
I call it several names but i cant train it to obey commands
 Dontmissthismiss
Joined: 5/9/2008
Msg: 88
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 8/11/2008 10:40:58 AM
A lady NEVER says the V word. I don't evn want to hear it at the hospital!
 Dontmissthismiss
Joined: 5/9/2008
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Posted: 8/11/2008 10:41:41 AM
Don't say the v word its gross---no need to!
 tallshyman
Joined: 1/1/2008
Msg: 90
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Posted: 8/11/2008 6:47:07 PM
I just call mine a penis
 WindSongLover
Joined: 8/8/2008
Msg: 95
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Posted: 8/14/2008 2:49:43 PM
I don't have a specific name for it but if you talk to it nicely I will call it.. WET..
 TheyCallMeMrAwesome
Joined: 7/27/2008
Msg: 96
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Posted: 8/14/2008 3:07:20 PM
Simple
his name is Chuck Norris
 datdude87
Joined: 8/15/2008
Msg: 103
What name do you call it?
Posted: 8/19/2008 8:18:53 AM
When its soft, "my ding-a-ling" when its hard,"my dong dong"
 nerdsauce
Joined: 5/4/2008
Msg: 108
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Posted: 9/11/2008 3:31:25 PM

I mean, why give it a name if it don't come when you call it?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I refer to mine as my "area" or "cookie". The latter being a childish euphemism instilled into my psyche by my mother. Though a little "girlie" I find it apt.
 PickMe_PickMe
Joined: 8/4/2008
Msg: 113
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Posted: 9/15/2008 6:36:09 PM
My favourite is Dolly Parton calling her breasts 'shock' & 'awe'.
 Vannili
Joined: 7/8/2008
Msg: 117
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Posted: 9/25/2008 2:27:22 PM
I call mine Beauty.
 TOMic bomb
Joined: 10/5/2008
Msg: 119
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Posted: 1/22/2009 7:38:51 AM
his name is Spike Stiffy or simply Mr. Stiffy
 MsMicki
Joined: 10/2/2006
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Posted: 1/23/2009 4:26:07 PM

After taking a college class entitled "Human Sexuality" I always call them by their proper names such as penis, vagina, etc. I think this is appropriate adult language.
Anything else shows a basic discomfort with discussing these parts.


I disagree......I have no issue whatsoever discussing a penis and vagina...and I think only calling them by their "proper names" shows a basic discomfort with one's own sexuality.
when I'm having some wild monkey sex.....I'm not gonna be saying
"I cannot wait to feel your penis in my vagina!".....
and when I'm on the phone.....being my usual ornery self.....
I prefer to use sexier terms.....somehow saying "My vagina misses you" doesn't quite work as well as "MsKitty needs to purr baby......."
 beerbag
Joined: 9/14/2007
Msg: 131
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Posted: 1/24/2009 12:20:22 AM

Robin Williams calls his own "Mr. Happy". An ex-girlfriend would tell me that "Muffie" was 'hungry', and I've got a name for my own as does my current love. Curious to know what "name" you might call your private side and parts. I'll share mine, if you share yours.


My loverod has been referred to as the "Magnificent **stard" more times than not.
 LucOberdere
Joined: 3/12/2008
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Posted: 1/24/2009 3:29:39 AM
'Chief of Staff'

or

'Dangling Participle'
 ~rain~
Joined: 6/9/2007
Msg: 136
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Posted: 1/27/2009 8:50:45 AM
LMAO @ "miss Yummy"

I love it!!!

I still like Krull the Warrior King!!
It worked for Kate Hudson in how to lose a guy in 10 days!
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 137
What name do you call it?
Posted: 1/27/2009 8:56:01 AM
Robin Williams describes the incredible heat-seeking missile. It was reeeaally funny when HE said it.
 lateef7842
Joined: 4/14/2008
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 1/27/2009 3:07:06 PM
Vlad, the Impaler.

However, my ex girlfriend used to call it, "The Love Meat."

Lateef
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