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 Greyfeld
Joined: 1/11/2007
Msg: 115
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Funny, but real names...Page 2 of 16    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16)
I was thinking and i couldn't come up with any names of people that I've known or heard of. Then I remembered in 7th grade, I took art as my elective. I don't remember his first name, but his last name was Friend.

Yes, we called him Mr. Friend.
 Myrna43
Joined: 7/6/2006
Msg: 121
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Posted: 7/28/2008 7:50:01 AM
My eye doctors were Dr. Snow and Dr Fog, they were partners.

I knew two girls one named Ima Joy and the other Ima Nut.

A friend named her son Justin Kase.

Then there was a woman named Denise Denisey.

My middle name is Loy and I dated a man with the last name of Loy.
 Websmith
Joined: 7/2/2008
Msg: 122
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Posted: 7/28/2008 10:35:12 AM
My mother, when she was growing up, always wanted a daughter named Crystal. That dream was never realized, because she married my father, whose last name is Glass. Oops.
 A_s_s_hole
Joined: 5/27/2008
Msg: 128
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Posted: 7/29/2008 12:12:05 AM
Not so funny but true, I once knew a Joe Smith. Currently one of my son's goes to school with a young man named Rodey Owen.
 A_s_s_hole
Joined: 5/27/2008
Msg: 130
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Posted: 7/29/2008 8:23:50 PM
I once met a traveling person in the south of Mexico.

His name was Chata...

Chata door behind ya!
 Hunkybeans
Joined: 5/28/2006
Msg: 143
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Posted: 8/25/2008 11:56:08 PM
Fonda Cox ...not kidding ...that's a real name! My kind of woman....lol
 emory70
Joined: 8/20/2008
Msg: 144
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Posted: 8/26/2008 5:48:41 AM
a guy i know went to army basic training with a v.d. clap

the detroit red wings had a player named satan.

my mom knew a girl in school named candi barr

a german couple was stopped by the govt from naming their baby osama bin laden

johnathan davis (korn) named his son pirate
 PAClassyLady
Joined: 5/31/2008
Msg: 160
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Posted: 9/1/2008 4:51:06 PM
Another dating site I'm on has a Heywood Jablome, he lives in AZ. SN, of course.
My mom knows a doc named Peter Bendt, ouch! I hope he found a cure.
Back in the '70s and '80s there was a funeral home in a local small town: Ronald McDonald Funeral Home. We always wondered if he used little styrofoam snap-top caskets for McFunerals.
The best: Reading the obit of a friend's mom, her maiden name is D1ck, a common surname around here. But her parents didn't have to name her Fonda... I'll bet she was a hit in HS.


Rock on.

~m
 Raine27
Joined: 3/11/2008
Msg: 172
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Posted: 9/15/2008 11:08:37 PM
No repeats! I hope I don't have any, lol.
In high school there was a sluty girl named Val Whynot.
High school was a guy with a rather large head called Robin McKracken
A friend of a friend, Cee Cee Butt-poor thing cause her butt was rather large too!

and recently I hosted a party of 1500 people and I would alway see this guy's name on the guest list and lol with my staff but out of so many people I never got a chance to meet him. We had clients playing some game on the dance floor and this guy won the prize at the end and not knowing who he was I asked him on the microphone his name and he replied, Harry Phatarpekkar. The whole room lost it including me and my staff-not very professional, I know but he just stood there smiling like he had been blessed and then said, "You like? It's in my name."

Can't make this stuff up-not that good, lol
 aleon
Joined: 5/9/2004
Msg: 173
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Posted: 9/17/2008 8:47:25 AM
One of my secretaries when I was a medical records manager had the first name of Ima. When Dr. Hooker joined the staff, Ima began thinking of the ramifications that would occur if she married Dr. Hooker
 compleat_man
Joined: 10/3/2008
Msg: 188
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Posted: 10/7/2008 8:18:04 AM
"Gaylord" as a first name must be tough when you're a kid, given the contemporary meaning associated with "gay"..

I know people with the last name "Head"..I'm sure they hear a lot of LAME jokes..
 compleat_man
Joined: 10/3/2008
Msg: 189
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Posted: 10/7/2008 8:18:43 AM
Ivan E. Rexion..
 compleat_man
Joined: 10/3/2008
Msg: 194
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Posted: 10/23/2008 10:23:36 AM
I met some clients with the (German, I think?) last name "Assmann"..

usually on a first meeting I would call people "Mr. & Mrs. 'last name" , but on this occasion felt it was better to use FIRST names..
 compleat_man
Joined: 10/3/2008
Msg: 195
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Posted: 10/23/2008 4:55:12 PM
^^^


reminds me:

The McMaster University (in Hamilton, ON, Canada) water polo team named themselves the "Bators"..

so announcers would have to say: "Introducing the McMaster Bators"..
 beniandthejets
Joined: 1/10/2008
Msg: 199
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Posted: 10/27/2008 7:54:13 PM
A guy from where I live is part of a singing group, his name is Mike Hunt.
 compleat_man
Joined: 10/3/2008
Msg: 203
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Posted: 10/31/2008 7:21:13 AM
Richard (Dick) Cox..

sort of superfluous? redundant?
 PAClassyLady
Joined: 5/31/2008
Msg: 204
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Posted: 10/31/2008 7:48:17 AM
My doctor in Deming, NM: Dr. Aswad. He did pronounce it "OZ-wod" but people still pronounced it phonetically... good doc, though!

 brewswain
Joined: 5/5/2007
Msg: 205
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Posted: 10/31/2008 7:48:52 AM
we had a Cecil Benedict Farinhole the Third!
 compleat_man
Joined: 10/3/2008
Msg: 208
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Posted: 11/17/2008 7:00:17 AM
^^^

but no "Ben Dover" ?
 SAguy_06
Joined: 12/29/2005
Msg: 217
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Posted: 1/1/2009 1:01:11 PM
This is the God's honest truth...

I lived in a small town and I went to school with lil timmy Orangejello.
His dad was Dr. Payne Lemonjello
His doctor was Dr. Orangeglow

and my first girlfriend was lil suszy rottonsnot. her mom was Big suzie rottensnot.
 jojoaus
Joined: 10/28/2007
Msg: 220
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Posted: 1/1/2009 11:14:12 PM
Reminds me of a couple of jokes..
1st guy- 'Is that Hortense over there? '
2nd guy- 'Nahhhhhhhh, she looks pretty relaxed to me...'

1st woman- 'You look like Helen Black'
2nd woman-'Well you don't look so hot in it either!'
 compleat_man
Joined: 10/3/2008
Msg: 222
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Posted: 1/7/2009 8:11:29 AM
I'm sure there are some real "Mike Hunts" somewhere out there
 GreatGuyForU
Joined: 1/11/2009
Msg: 225
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Posted: 1/16/2009 6:31:16 AM
I went to school with a girl named red**** Talk about funny.
 GreatGuyForU
Joined: 1/11/2009
Msg: 226
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Posted: 1/16/2009 6:31:56 AM
oops it didn't post.

I went to school with a girl named Red C.U.N.T (gotta bypass the filter ya know)
 compleat_man
Joined: 10/3/2008
Msg: 228
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Posted: 1/16/2009 8:42:49 AM


I went to school with a girl named Red C.U.N.T (gotta bypass the filter ya know)


I had relatives (cousins) with the last name "Kuntz"

now they pronounced it as "koonts" but some people said it like....(female anatomy parts)
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