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 Miss W
Joined: 12/4/2006
Msg: 27
Sand in your vagina...Page 2 of 4    (1, 2, 3, 4)

... after getting grit on your cl...

Depending on the size of the job, a shower massager or a power washer should get the job done.
Otherwise, a vacuum, preferably a hand-vac should suffice.
 Miss W
Joined: 12/4/2006
Msg: 30
Sand in your vagina...
Posted: 12/9/2007 9:59:05 AM
^^I'm against sand in one's vagina too. I'm saying no to that. I was temporarily possessed by the voice of Martha Stewart (who does not consider it a good thing) and was just trying to dispense helpful hints on dealing with it should one have the misfortune of experiencing it.

On topic: no one should get their panties or knickers in a knot over the issue.

Off to find myself a corner now as I'm not in the mood for a GEQT spanking. Besides, she would rather spank the guys anyway.
 867love
Joined: 3/16/2006
Msg: 35
Sand in your vagina...
Posted: 12/9/2007 12:56:19 PM
if you keep that sand in for two years -does it turn into a pearl?
 Miss W
Joined: 12/4/2006
Msg: 40
Sand in your vagina...
Posted: 12/9/2007 6:49:45 PM
Pearls?! Girls, start your Kegels!

I am the proud owner of several pearls and like a good girl, I do my Kegels. I'm look forward to the rewards! I now also have a crush on 85032luck because of his optimism. It is kind of like when one gives you lemons, make lemonade.

However, I do not wish to throw them upon swine.
 The Minister of Dudeness
Joined: 6/11/2006
Msg: 42
Sand in your vagina...
Posted: 12/9/2007 7:51:35 PM
There once was a Poodle with angina
In a wheelchair touring the Great Wall of China
Crossing a section that had crumbled
She took a spill and she tumbled
And now she has sand in her vagina!


Complaining like there was a bee in her bonnet
A passerby advised her to rub some dirt on it
And join him on his mission
To a place called Qwitchor Bih Chung
But there’s no pearls or kegels in this sonnet

 eye4light
Joined: 7/12/2006
Msg: 43
Sand in your vagina...
Posted: 12/9/2007 8:19:51 PM
I thought that this said "send in your vagina".

...there are wigs for your vagina.

...sometimes you just need to have the sand sucked right out!

This conversation is starting to sound like it could go the way of the Village People acid trip that is happening in the “What makes you horny?” discussion today.

Personally, I’ve never had vaginal sand syndrome (VSS) and I’m a little skeptical of the vacuum cure even if it WAS invented by a doctor…as seen on TV…not sold in stores, etc.

 The Minister of Dudeness
Joined: 6/11/2006
Msg: 47
Sand in your vagina...
Posted: 12/9/2007 8:36:36 PM
Vaginal Sand Syndrome, aka V.S.S., is the clinical name for a rather inconvenient condition, also known by its street slang names, Itchycoo Park, and Rox In My Box.


Now go forth, and try not to get sand in your (_!_)
 eye4light
Joined: 7/12/2006
Msg: 52
Sand in your vagina...
Posted: 12/9/2007 10:33:34 PM


Personally, I’ve never had vaginal sand syndrome (VSS)

Is there anything you'd like to share with us?


OK I'll tell you my secret but don't tell ANYone. Actually, the reason I've been able to avoid getting VSS all these years is...I have no vagina.
 The Minister of Dudeness
Joined: 6/11/2006
Msg: 55
Sand in your vagina...
Posted: 12/10/2007 12:10:37 AM
Hello Ma'am. I'm Mr. Good Wrench. Believe it! I'm at your cervix. (And just groove on me being a man in a uniform, and ignore the fact I wear a shirt with my name sewn on a patch. It could be worse, I could be wearing a paper hat in my job.)

Now, let's get you hoisted up on this rack and I'll check everything under your hood...
 AceOfSpace
Joined: 5/28/2007
Msg: 56
Sand in your vagina...
Posted: 12/10/2007 12:13:27 AM

I have to send in my vagina for service, time for the scheduled maintenance. You know, change the fluids and lube...


Don't get too itchy to go there Mom, we're still sifting through the candidates.
 eye4light
Joined: 7/12/2006
Msg: 57
Sand in your vagina...
Posted: 12/10/2007 1:11:33 AM
Not even a Man-gina?
it could happen....

Ali, Ali, Ali...don't you [snort]...make [chortle]...milk come out my nose [snort gaffaw]!
I wasn't talking about MSS, ya know.
BTW - I haven't had MSS either.

 eye4light
Joined: 7/12/2006
Msg: 60
Sand in your vagina...
Posted: 12/10/2007 10:01:13 AM
Oh my.... Are there any women out there with a toolbelt below their rack?

(Gee, I don't think I've ever used the term 'rack' in regard to women before. Probably never will again. Sounds like a Tom Lykis-ism [shiver, hork].)
 Pete73052
Joined: 1/29/2006
Msg: 66
Sand in your vagina...
Posted: 12/13/2007 8:51:26 PM
I told someone named Greggie something about shutting his piehole once. In all fairness, I think he had sand in his vagina.
 AceOfSpace
Joined: 5/28/2007
Msg: 67
Sand in your vagina...
Posted: 12/14/2007 12:38:13 AM

Tool belts are designed for men. I have a "Bucket Boss."


I'll bet you do!
 Miss W
Joined: 12/4/2006
Msg: 72
Sand in your vagina...
Posted: 2/3/2008 12:06:22 PM

The world doesn’t revolve around your vagina.

It's not just the world, it is the center of the universe.


Can I call myself Buddha now?

Only if you have an ample gut on you. Otherwise, don't push it.
 Miss W
Joined: 12/4/2006
Msg: 74
Sand in your vagina...
Posted: 2/3/2008 7:10:08 PM

Now I understand why the Universe was created with a Big Bang.

 TheLimey
Joined: 2/24/2008
Msg: 76
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Sand in your vagina...
Posted: 3/2/2008 9:53:12 PM
"When I want your opinion I'll beat it out of ya"

and..
"If I wanted to hear from an ***hole, I would have farted"
 mamasboy069
Joined: 11/6/2012
Msg: 79
Sand in your vagina...
Posted: 3/26/2013 9:29:09 AM
Thought it was easter weekend geees?










love easter eggs
an a basket fulla eggs
 Hoopsfan68
Joined: 2/17/2013
Msg: 80
Sand in your vagina...
Posted: 3/26/2013 6:37:33 PM
I usually will say:

Buck up, soldier!
or
Don't get your panties/undies in an uproar (unisex comment)
or
Call the WAAAAAAmbulance
or
Shut the front door
.....just a few
 jimmygotgame
Joined: 3/18/2013
Msg: 81
Sand in your vagina...
Posted: 3/26/2013 7:32:58 PM
i usually say "Could be worse, go live in the States"
 JenSnider
Joined: 11/5/2012
Msg: 82
Sand in your vagina...
Posted: 3/26/2013 7:55:41 PM
I usually make a non-commital "Mmm-hmmm" sound.
 Rabbitman49
Joined: 10/20/2005
Msg: 83
Sand in your vagina...
Posted: 3/28/2013 6:44:10 PM
While "Skoochie" is enjoying his headache, I'm contemplating a sand-cleaning service!
 pseriouslyt44
Joined: 3/6/2013
Msg: 84
Sand in your vagina...
Posted: 4/1/2013 2:57:02 PM
Just use a vacuum..so i've heard its pretty quick lol
 Rabbitman49
Joined: 10/20/2005
Msg: 85
Sand in your vagina...
Posted: 4/2/2013 10:55:00 AM
Re: ^ - But sand tends to stick when it's wet. I was thinking more on the lines of using a water hose.
 pseriouslyt44
Joined: 3/6/2013
Msg: 86
Sand in your vagina...
Posted: 4/2/2013 2:52:06 PM
The whole idea is/ws to get rid of the sand..not push them down where ever they been lol
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