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 chris_marco
Joined: 1/5/2008
Msg: 50
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This is a beginner move.

Now, hole in the bottom of the movie popcorn container....thats classy.
 Bewildered100
Joined: 11/27/2007
Msg: 51
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Posted: 1/9/2008 6:56:40 AM
*note to self*

Whipping it out doesn't work! check!

*reminder*

Ask about that whole "Come up and see my etchings thingy"
 Pandy
Joined: 11/11/2006
Msg: 52
Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/9/2008 8:15:32 AM
Maybe this is a case of internet life bleeding over into reality?

When a certain instant messenger put avatar photos on IM screens, I started to get several unsolicited crotch shots a day. I've made it a point to keep a **** photo on my hard drive so I can greet the Yahooligans in the manner that they greet me

For those of you who this happens to in future? If you pretend like nothing is wrong and make an excuse to leave, you give him no reason to stop doing this. A "wow, how inappropriate", or a "geez, I can't believe you just did that" might keep the joker from trying it on his next date
 cedar77
Joined: 7/17/2006
Msg: 58
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Posted: 1/9/2008 11:28:55 AM
I think many people have heard the one about a guy at the movies with his date ...

He cuts a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket . I'm sure you can imagine what he puts in this hole while he holds his popcorn bucket on his lap. He then offers his date to take a handfull and she ends up pretty much in shock or atleast grossed out. He asks : " what's wrong... not enough butter ? "
I think I heard that one way back in highschool.



I would say that if a guy whips it out at a very inappropriate time , then he pretty much has ruined the date. There probably won't be any goodnight kiss or a second date. Go figure.
 Jason402
Joined: 12/24/2007
Msg: 59
Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/9/2008 11:32:16 AM
What you never heard of the old pecker in the popcorn trick. At the movies, stick it up through the bottom of the popcorn box and offer your date some popcorn.
 cedar77
Joined: 7/17/2006
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Posted: 1/9/2008 12:06:50 PM
^ ....beat you to it !


YES I have.. when I was 18 a neighbor of my parents.. old man about about 75 or more a notorious letch.. I had to go over there to ask him something and he just whipped it out as if it was going to intice me into something ,, ahhhh EWWWWWWW NO

Oh yes , an older gentleman.
Ummm.....young at heart ? ....I thought that was supposed to be a good thing.
 textodd11
Joined: 10/27/2006
Msg: 62
Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/9/2008 2:39:22 PM
I guess I should zip up now...
 Sauder
Joined: 12/27/2007
Msg: 68
Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/10/2008 12:55:39 AM
I have *Never* done that! Goodness.... there goes my nice sheltered life! Thanks!

With a few years of experience and several A's in psych classes, I'd have to say that when a guy does that, there is a chance that the woman will... *go for it* for whatever reason, that is her problem.

I will also say that the guy himself has *issues* and should be gotten rid of after a stunt like that.

I suggest that you go fishing for a *man* and not a *guy* as mentioned above.

But tell me, isn't cute when you point and laugh at him?? lol
 english lass
Joined: 11/14/2007
Msg: 70
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Posted: 1/10/2008 10:13:37 AM
nope, i've never had it happen

...hmmm....maybe it's that hatchet i carry around....
 ItsMargo
Joined: 4/24/2007
Msg: 72
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Posted: 1/10/2008 12:31:04 PM
I'm, oddly, becoming a bit relieved by how frequently it seems to happen.
The evidence is indicating that I do NOT unknowingly have "whip out your penis" or even, perhaps, "show me your d!ck" tattooed across my forehead.
 brebour
Joined: 3/19/2005
Msg: 75
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Posted: 1/11/2008 11:44:39 PM
I have never ever had something like this happen to me. And honestly I hope it never does but reading about it here is so funny. I guess a girl's reply should be something like this.....If I had a p*nis that small I would not be showing it off. LOL
 boaterbob925
Joined: 1/1/2008
Msg: 76
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Posted: 1/12/2008 12:25:55 AM
Well, this seems like perfectly normal behavior to Bill Clinton!
At least if you can believe the large number of women who claimed harassment from our distinguished former Governor and President.
So if the President did it, it must be OK, right?
 cedar77
Joined: 7/17/2006
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Posted: 1/12/2008 5:57:18 AM

I'm, oddly, becoming a bit relieved by how frequently it seems to happen.
The evidence is indicating that I do NOT unknowingly have "whip out your penis" or even, perhaps, "show me your d!ck" tattooed across my forehead.

Maybe years ago you talked with your mom about it ...

You .... "Mommy , this boy always pull my hair and then he whipped it out "
Mom.. ." Ahh , sweet heart, he only teases you and he whipped out because he likes you "
You.... " Are you sure ? He likes me ? I thought he was just being a dirty pig "
Mom ... " Oh , he's a dirty pig alright , but he does like you"
You .... " Oh , good ... mom thanks ... I think "

Disclaimer .. you were 19 years of age at the time.
 Mi Mi 5
Joined: 10/29/2007
Msg: 78
Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/12/2008 7:50:24 AM
Men think that we are like them, love looking at private parts-men think women just love looking at a****especially theirs. They are very proud of their**** and want you to feel honored they showed you it. Women on the other hand are astounded that a man would do this.
 Angelnurse10
Joined: 6/10/2007
Msg: 79
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Posted: 1/12/2008 8:18:40 AM
I have never had a man "whip out his willie" on a first or second date, unless we get to that point equally. Sounds like you need to meet some new men.
 c_deacon
Joined: 3/13/2005
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Posted: 1/12/2008 8:25:42 AM
Said it before and will again......most men are not like this, and will show much more civility when it comes to body parts......

Mine never comes out unless invited and the door opened to let happen.....and it should happen mutually and equally.....

Just my opinion........
 HeyItsBeej
Joined: 7/28/2007
Msg: 81
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Posted: 1/12/2008 8:34:02 AM

a kiss shouldnt make guys believe that we want more ..than ...a kiss


Hee hee! Flight of the Conchords covered that: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iSlPoQm2XY
 swfl_dan
Joined: 12/4/2007
Msg: 82
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Posted: 1/12/2008 9:17:22 AM

If it happens again, just point and tell him how cute his tiny penis is. If he seems aroused by the fact that you acknowleged it, tell him you want to compare it with your penis. If he still seems aroused, mace him.




Dood, thanks for the laugh. I rarely literally burst out laughing when checking the forums, but that did it.
 northeast25
Joined: 12/4/2007
Msg: 84
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Posted: 1/12/2008 11:16:08 AM
Maybe some men do this because it actually worked for them once or twice. Maybe the woman was drunk, stoned, horny, or "easy". Keep in mind, I'm not advocating this behavior in any way.
 generlee
Joined: 12/10/2005
Msg: 85
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Posted: 1/12/2008 11:25:47 AM
anyone ever heard of William Jefferson Starship Clinton, Democrat of Arkansas?

according to several witnesses, said democrat often used the "whip it out" technique

to impress nubile females...and yeah it is shameful, retarted but par for the course

in Mystery Babylon/Amerika.
 Rythmn
Joined: 1/21/2006
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Posted: 1/14/2008 12:38:39 AM
just hang his coat on it and escort him to the door. if it slides off, then that will be even more embarrassing (for him)! only happened to me twice and long ago. once, in a cab, "carpooling" home from a jazz club in nyc. he was a famous musician, drunk and alone shortly thereafter. i so loved his music, until that moment! i pulled the cab to the curb and hailed the next one. that was my last "stupid" venture during my single years after my first marriage. i chalked it up to my youth.

once before that i went to a board member's home to "work". this was one of my first "professional" jobs after grad school. i could not believe my eyes. he greeted me at the door in a smoking jacket and then he flashed me. he was way sorry after that, as i told the other board members and also made sure to expand that he was way "too small" and had bony knees-- which set everyone roaring and him quite mortified, as he was there as i told the story! actually he wasn't really (small), but i figured that was the best way to get even for the way he felt that he could treat me. another "big shot"!!!

but even funnier, another high level and very "prissy" professional vp of one of our constituencies did fall for his act and "dated" him for years! i was married at the time i had to deal with his behavior and also remembered that in the background he had a table with a salt and pepper shaker shaped like penises. that too was info that i made sure to circulate. my ex shook his head, in amusement, and said that the man did not know who he was dealing with. later he saw him at a conference and just burst out laughing. but i just don't get how this prissy woman found this attractive. i guess i fall for a classier or perhaps more gracious man!
 cedar77
Joined: 7/17/2006
Msg: 92
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Posted: 1/14/2008 8:26:53 PM

I have never had a man "whip out his willie" on a first or second date, unless we get to that point equally. Sounds like you need to meet some new men.


Very true. Sounds like you have been meeting low quality men.
A true gentleman would NOT whip it out until atleast the 4th date !
I think that rule is clearly written in the gentlemans' book of dating ettiquette.



once, in a cab, "carpooling" home from a jazz club in nyc. he was a famous musician, drunk and alone shortly thereafter. i so loved his music, until that moment!

Ahhhhhh , he whipped out his other instrument.......his "skin flute." hahaha
 cedar77
Joined: 7/17/2006
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Posted: 1/14/2008 8:46:35 PM

Honey, there are men out there that want to whip it out over the computer!


Cowards !
If a guy is going to whip it out , he could atleast have the courage and class to whip it out after the fourth date and in real life !

What is this world coming to ??!!

It's no wonder that women are asking "are there any good guys left ? "
 Dupsie
Joined: 12/1/2007
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Posted: 1/14/2008 11:11:33 PM
this does seem to happen a scary number of times. Its happened to me twice ( i admit in disgust).
1st time- it was a first date and i was 17 and apparently gullible cos he lived not too far from me and we were to go out .. plan was id walk past his hse and wed go to where we were headin but he asked me to come in so he cud put his shoes on. Reluctantly i did tellin him to be quick. I sat on the couch, he got his shoes sat beside me and i dont no where i was lookin but next time i looked over at him he had a special gift for me on his lap. i was shocked just sat there for a minute and then stood up sayin 'im goin home now i dont want to go out anymore, ur a bit nasty'.. . no wise cracks really come up in the situation cos its always a shock.
2nd time was in a bar- not even a date- looked to one side and some guy had a big grin on his face and nodded down so i dont no what i expected but i looked down to see him holdin himself... i was like 'u are so sick and disgusting, you need help' and to my disgust he got even harder. i just said im reporting you to a bouncer and left after telling the bouncer that some guy was harassing me... didnt stay to see if hed put it away.
why men WHY do u do that ... please stop ! us women are just innocent bystanders- no driver by attacks please
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