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 hazleyedgal
Joined: 12/30/2008
Msg: 84
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I DID NOT LOSE MY MIND, I SOLD IT ON EBAY.. ~~actually on a t-shirt I own.

Do you ever feel surrounded by idiots?
 ara763
Joined: 4/9/2008
Msg: 85
Sayings that should be on buttons!
Posted: 1/23/2009 12:11:38 PM
Come over to the dark side.
We have milk & cookies.

I'm a Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac.
I lie awake at night & wonder if there is a dog.
 karma1160
Joined: 6/10/2008
Msg: 86
Sayings that should be on buttons!
Posted: 1/23/2009 8:32:43 PM
My total favorite is:
Sometimes what we think of as intelligence is only but a local inflammation.
 Angelic Witch
Joined: 4/26/2007
Msg: 87
Sayings that should be on buttons!
Posted: 1/26/2009 6:30:59 PM
welcome to America....now speak ENGLISH

men think with the head that gets hard first

i may be fat but you're ugly and i can lose weight

if it has ***** or tires its gonna be nothing but trouble

eat **** and die

B - Bill's
I - In
T - Trouble
C - Call
H - Hillary
 Puppydog54
Joined: 7/30/2008
Msg: 88
Sayings that should be on buttons!
Posted: 2/19/2009 5:23:19 AM
I don't have a problem with caffeine... I have a problem WITHOUT IT !
 Sterno
Joined: 7/30/2006
Msg: 89
Sayings that should be on buttons!
Posted: 2/19/2009 8:45:33 PM
Saw this on a Coffee mug at work ages ago

*I can't be fired, Slaves must be sold!
 joanne1357
Joined: 9/20/2008
Msg: 90
Sayings that should be on buttons!
Posted: 2/20/2009 1:35:46 PM
^^^
love it!...........................................................
 GWSmith
Joined: 12/18/2008
Msg: 91
Sayings that should be on buttons!
Posted: 2/21/2009 5:00:01 AM
CEOs are the CFCs of the economy.

Due to technical problems sanity ends here. We apologize for the inconvenience.
 GWSmith
Joined: 12/18/2008
Msg: 92
Sayings that should be on buttons!
Posted: 2/21/2009 5:02:07 AM

Come over to the dark side.
We have milk & cookies


No, come with us to the insane side, we have recently upgraded to cake. No its not a lie, you can have it and eat it too.

There are several references in there
 Jigger31
Joined: 2/8/2009
Msg: 93
Sayings that should be on buttons!
Posted: 2/21/2009 11:44:27 AM
Some days you are the bug and some days you are the windshield

 thechrisshelton
Joined: 2/1/2009
Msg: 94
Sayings that should be on buttons!
Posted: 2/21/2009 1:36:25 PM
"My A.D.D kicks in when it gets boring"

and

"I'm sorry were you speaking?"

:)
 rossomycoo
Joined: 8/29/2008
Msg: 95
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Posted: 2/22/2009 10:23:17 AM
Nowday's compared to yesterdays:

It takes money to make money

But now...

It takes money to lose money
 mnd2009
Joined: 2/12/2009
Msg: 96
Sayings that should be on buttons!
Posted: 2/24/2009 4:32:57 AM
*I VOTED! (But I still have no clue how democracy works.)
*PRO-LIFE (But I love hunting!)
*NADER 2012 (Because seatbelt safety is that important!)
*GORE 2012 (Because my idiot never gives up!)
*Silicon (A valley for a nerd and saviour for his flat wife!)
 4tea
Joined: 2/14/2009
Msg: 97
Sayings that should be on buttons!
Posted: 2/24/2009 8:23:31 AM
Thanks for the laugh. especially
* Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.( I will have to remember that one the next time I have company over)
** Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
I actually have in my desk bubble wrap..and love popping it ....lol

Live Love Laugh
 Funny Cugin
Joined: 2/15/2006
Msg: 98
Sayings that should be on buttons!
Posted: 2/24/2009 7:36:27 PM
I used to have a button that said "Stop Looking at my Button!"
 VVendy
Joined: 6/7/2008
Msg: 99
Sayings that should be on buttons!
Posted: 2/24/2009 8:10:50 PM
NO YOU CAN'T

Why are you this close to me?

In a black and white spiral give me your money

Touch this and die

I did it
 jojoaus
Joined: 10/28/2007
Msg: 100
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Posted: 2/25/2009 3:18:17 AM
i have a t-shirt that could be a button... it says... Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult. I am an early childhood teacher and freak the parents out with it.
From this wonderful thread... my MSN says... don't make me violate my probation... kids says... Not all men are annoying... some are dead
 GWSmith
Joined: 12/18/2008
Msg: 101
Sayings that should be on buttons!
Posted: 2/25/2009 5:05:12 AM
How about:

I FOUND JESUS

He was behind the couch the whole time.
 Miss G
Joined: 5/1/2007
Msg: 102
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Posted: 2/25/2009 4:41:57 PM
Heaven doesn't want me. Hell's afraid I'll take over.
 GWSmith
Joined: 12/18/2008
Msg: 103
Sayings that should be on buttons!
Posted: 2/27/2009 3:51:39 AM
A little hello my name is plate and the name "Sparticus"
I wonder how many people will get that.
 rossomycoo
Joined: 8/29/2008
Msg: 104
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Posted: 2/27/2009 5:17:09 AM
You can't push this!
 SunnyBlueSkies23
Joined: 5/16/2011
Msg: 105
Sayings that should be on buttons!
Posted: 12/25/2011 4:17:01 PM
I've seen........"I'm not short....I'm fun-sized!"
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind"
"I know my own mind........and it's around here somewhere..."
"I' am NOT short...just under-tall"
( (i thought I'd die laughing when I saw this one...) " Most people treat their body like a temple....I treat mine like an amusement park!"
Enjoy! Sunny
 TexAnn94
Joined: 12/29/2011
Msg: 106
Sayings that should be on buttons!
Posted: 1/3/2012 9:43:33 PM
I'm just here to establish an alibi

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

My German name is "Farfromsober"

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

The Hokey Pokey Clinic. The place to turn yourself around!

Earth is the insane asylum of the universe

I live in my own little world, but it's okay they know ne here.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Light travels faster then sound. That's why some people look bright until they open their mouths.
 Meeting_At_The_Crossroads
Joined: 2/23/2010
Msg: 107
Sayings that should be on buttons!
Posted: 10/4/2013 10:18:29 AM
"Keep The Dream Alive - Go Back To Sleep"
 asianpeachqTea
Joined: 5/5/2011
Msg: 108
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Posted: 10/6/2013 11:35:43 AM
"Button working. Get in its way will be dealt by This Body Guard"
"what is a paper? I can soar like a Ninja UFO I already pop up like a pet, I never run out I even Jam..not liable to injuries..hurt me on the other hand.."
"You'll poke that eye out..do you want?"
"A bored button makes scary friends"
"I am illegally non obligated to not wear a crazy button"
"I won Ten outta a ton of Buttons..from Stars..after negotiations..of autographs..I'm barred now from selling cookies"
"Button Buttons Who's got/Who has it?"
"But-On This Day, Zipper no more"
"See this Button? Yes? Good."
"This Button will/is set to release a force shield in 5 Seconds Initiating a Metre of Testing My Buttons.."
"No pepperspray? Covered. Relax I have this"
"Walkin Talkin Button. You can't touch"
"Buttons don't have strings.. whoopsy"
"I press my button. Now you run/Better stay"
"I'm not some poster pin up button."
"I am Button, I got so much Life in me young Benjamin is a copy"
"Aw some person did a flower squirt...I did it too *Pats Button"
"scratch & sniff? Got insurance?"
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