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 NY2CA_123
Joined: 5/6/2009
Msg: 282
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Wow, these are all bad!
 JaffaDeLancia
Joined: 8/16/2009
Msg: 284
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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 8/21/2009 8:41:01 AM
a dyslexic walks into a bra...


a horse, and pig, and a rabbit walk into a bar. the bartender says, 'what is this, a joke?'


this might actually be my favourite joke ever! except it wasn't told exactly the same but you can just replace the animals with whatever you want :)
 VVendy
Joined: 6/7/2008
Msg: 288
Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 9/5/2009 8:18:12 AM
one person had a dry crusty thing going in and out of its nose with every breath
the second person had a green slimy thing coming out of its nose
the third person had a Kleenex and need of cash

I have always wondered why the joke does not start with...
Why does 9 like 7?






It takes two of anything to SCREW.........in a lightbulb (Sorry, some people just won't get it.)


Sorry but anything? How big is this light bulb?
 smartypants24
Joined: 8/3/2009
Msg: 291
Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 9/5/2009 9:04:31 PM
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
 HVACtech
Joined: 3/1/2009
Msg: 292
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Posted: 9/5/2009 11:45:38 PM
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A Salad Shooter.
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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy who got hit by a train?

Neither did he.
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A magician is driving down the road, then he turns into a driveway!

How's come we drive on a parkway but park in a driveway?
 HVACtech
Joined: 3/1/2009
Msg: 294
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Posted: 9/6/2009 10:34:13 AM

Why did Spock look in the toilet?
He wanted to see the captains log.


And ya know what the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They both travel to Uranus to wipe out Klingons.
 HVACtech
Joined: 3/1/2009
Msg: 298
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Posted: 9/7/2009 8:19:10 PM

confusios say:man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up smelly finger

Confusios also say: "Man who stick head up lady's sweater get bust in face."
 Inicia
Joined: 12/21/2007
Msg: 303
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Posted: 9/9/2009 4:51:34 PM
Math joke

i says to pi "get rational"

Pi says to i "get real"
 mtngypsy828
Joined: 8/17/2009
Msg: 304
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Posted: 9/10/2009 4:00:44 PM
What do you call a mobile home without wheels?














Home.
 IgorFrankensteen
Joined: 6/29/2009
Msg: 308
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Posted: 4/24/2010 9:37:36 AM
When one of your feet hurts a lot, and you move around, it's called "limping."
What do you call it when you have to move around, and BOTH feet hurt a lot?
















Walking.

I'm told I have a "dry" sense of humor. I believe this is partial proof thereof.
 justwant2no
Joined: 11/14/2007
Msg: 309
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Posted: 4/26/2010 10:44:24 AM
A penguin's car breaks down, so he takes it to the mechanic. While the mechanic looks at it, the penguin strolls next door to get an ice cream cone. The penguin comes back to see the mechanic about his car. The mechanic says "It looks like you blew a seal." the penguin says "Oh, no! It's just ice cream!"
 Nerdhead26
Joined: 5/7/2009
Msg: 310
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Posted: 4/27/2010 10:19:09 PM

What do you call a guy with a car on is head........jack...


You notice a woman walk into the room with two black eyes what do you tell her?.... Nothing because you already told her twice.

Gets me every time
 maybe301
Joined: 2/20/2007
Msg: 311
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Posted: 5/3/2010 9:05:39 AM
Hahar har!







funny
 IgorFrankensteen
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Posted: 5/9/2010 1:34:31 PM
What do you call a guy with a pigeon on his head?


A statue.
 Metreau
Joined: 7/30/2004
Msg: 314
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Posted: 5/10/2010 6:15:20 AM
A man and his son were sitting in the kitchen one day.
The man decided to pop a Viagra pill, and his son saw him do it.
His son asks, "Dad, why are you taking that pill for?"
And the man says, "Son, I'm taking this because Mommy's gettin' old."
 RDtoo
Joined: 1/30/2005
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Posted: 5/10/2010 9:52:40 PM
Whats the most popular pick-up line in a gay bar?

"Hey, can I push that stool in for you?"
 thebigslim
Joined: 9/27/2005
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Posted: 5/24/2010 9:48:16 AM
A Priest, a Rabbi and a Monk walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "What is this, a joke?"
 verygreeneyez
Joined: 3/15/2006
Msg: 317
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Posted: 5/26/2010 3:08:15 PM
Q: How many Psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

(This thread is TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funnnny!!!)
 Keila68
Joined: 5/26/2010
Msg: 321
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Posted: 6/3/2010 6:16:53 PM
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb???





Two!!! I just wonder how the heck they got in there
 Keila68
Joined: 5/26/2010
Msg: 322
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Posted: 6/3/2010 6:21:07 PM
Why do cows wear bells???



Because their horns don't work!!!





When my nephew was 4 yrs old he told me this joke,
and to this day it still tickles me pink!
 Confident-Realist
Joined: 2/8/2004
Msg: 323
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Posted: 6/7/2010 1:16:49 PM
Q: Why do women have breasts?
A: So you got something to look at when they're talkin' to ya! .... so you got something to look at when they're talkin' to ya!

(Taken from Family Guy - the lady at work didn't find it 'that' funny)
 Inicia
Joined: 12/21/2007
Msg: 324
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Posted: 6/9/2010 4:58:21 PM
why do men have a penis?
So they have a functioning brain>>
 GWSmith
Joined: 12/18/2008
Msg: 327
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Posted: 7/18/2010 5:54:44 PM
If you can keep a straight face its always fun to get on an elevator with a friend and have this exchange.

"So why did you do that? Its was totally uncalled for!"

"I couldn't help myself, they just drove me to the point where I had to, I couldn't help it!"

"What did they even do, I didn't see a thing!"

"They just kept staring at the back of my head; I could feel them staring! I still feel it!"
 Fresh fish is best fresh.
Joined: 7/29/2010
Msg: 329
Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 8/20/2010 7:50:37 AM
What do you do when the dishwasher in your home does not seem to work?
Smack her and tell her to get her hands back in the water.

What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesaurous Rex?

In school they said pie is square, but out in the country they said pie are round and cornbread are square.

Man who runs in front of a speeding car is going to get tired. Man who rubs behind spending car is going to get exhausted.

Jack and Gill went up the hill both with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down with 2.50 and Jack came down with herpes.
 foreverhommes
Joined: 8/2/2010
Msg: 330
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Posted: 8/23/2010 5:36:41 PM
why are birds cranky in the morning

their bills are over dew
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