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Joined: 2/6/2009
Msg: 34
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ok. so why is queefing an ok topic but i put up a thread called "cunnilingus only relationship" and it gets deleted?? What did I do wrong?
Joined: 12/5/2008
Msg: 35
Posted: 2/16/2009 11:29:25 PM
I think it got flagged for redundancy.
Joined: 8/10/2008
Msg: 36
Posted: 2/17/2009 5:05:36 AM
My partners and I have always just laughed at the silliness of it and kept on with the hotness. Sex is full of silly noises, and the entire concept of moving pointy bits repeatedly in and out of squishy bits is really quite silly--so enjoy the silliness and laugh at it!
Joined: 8/30/2008
Msg: 37
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Posted: 2/17/2009 8:05:55 AM
If we can't laugh at ourselves, we're not having enough fun.
Joined: 7/6/2008
Msg: 39
Posted: 2/17/2009 8:26:23 AM
i think its awesome when it happen, it all good just move along laugh about it
beside i thought sex was suppose to be fun
Joined: 12/18/2007
Msg: 40
Posted: 2/17/2009 8:41:29 AM
Isn't sex great, it causes all kinds of things for us to talk about. Totally natural, can't stop it from happening if it is, so laugh about it and keep on, well you know.
Joined: 2/1/2009
Msg: 41
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Posted: 2/17/2009 8:51:51 AM
LOL Vaxplant, that made my day.

Yeah, it's embarassing, but having a good sense of humor in the sack can enhance the intimacy. There are a few tricks to preventing it from happening though. Sometimes you can sense the build up of air. If you have an opportunity (like switching positions), spread your labia and expell it with a strong contraction. Or, avoid having him fully exiting you and entering you repeatedly. Or, when he enters, contract your walls so there is no space to push air into.

Ugh, so graphic. Can avoid it to some degree, but it'll still happen. :) have fun smexing!
Joined: 4/14/2008
Msg: 42
Posted: 2/17/2009 11:47:05 AM
Never knew there was a name for it. It's just air exiting from the in and out action. Just a natural part of vigorous lovemaking. Is kinda funny, though.
Joined: 6/30/2007
Msg: 43
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Posted: 2/17/2009 12:01:14 PM
It's a big turn-on. Love any and all female noises.
Joined: 3/13/2005
Msg: 44
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Posted: 2/17/2009 12:14:46 PM
Just like a good belch after a wonderful "full" dinner, a belch from the vagina says about the same thing.....

It can even be more interesting when it happens as she gets out of bed and heads towards the bathroom, belching all the way with every other step, and all you have to do is ask, "which" orifice did that one come from......

Usually this happens when you have intense love making, or a marathon sexual activity, which involves multiple positions over and over. Nothing to do about it, but smile, or laugh and know that both did their job quite well......

Just my opinion.......
Joined: 2/6/2009
Msg: 45
Posted: 2/18/2009 3:51:10 PM
I can not believe there are TWO threads on this topic.... sad to say but the moderation here is like a kangaroo court!
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Joined: 1/9/2009
Msg: 47
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Posted: 2/18/2009 5:34:56 PM

It would be best if you gals didn't put Alka SeltzerĀ® tablets in there.

Fruit flavored Tums are much better - much higher in Calcium.

Really, I don't know why this is such a big issue, it's a non issue if the male just acts like a gentleman and takes responsibility for appropriately relieving the trapped air that he introduced. Every guy knows what to do, I'm surprised (disappointed, really) that so few do the right thing...
Joined: 6/28/2008
Msg: 49
Posted: 2/19/2009 7:17:18 PM

Alka Seltzer tablets are a no-no? Dam*! That's what I"ve been doing wrong all these years!
Help! Im being attacked by a rabid kittie!
Joined: 10/25/2004
Msg: 50
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Posted: 2/19/2009 8:48:02 PM
There is no way to control it! Why worry about it?
Joined: 3/18/2009
Msg: 51
Posted: 4/5/2009 10:07:29 AM
It happens, and I try to pretend it doesn't.
Joined: 3/27/2009
Msg: 52
Posted: 4/5/2009 10:36:37 AM
Be glad it happens, otherwise the back pressure alone could launch you off of her like a paintball gun!

Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 53
Posted: 4/5/2009 10:45:03 AM

otherwise the back pressure alone could launch you off of her like a paintball gun!

Now thinking that that Daisy air rifle I used to have was really a sexual device. Lol.

Actually, queefing might be an alternative form of communication for those women who are vocally challenged during the act- if they could just control it. Lol.
Joined: 5/4/2008
Msg: 54
Posted: 4/5/2009 10:51:42 AM

There is no way to control it! Why worry about it?

You could insert a stent in your vagina to bleed off the air rather than letting it build up and rapidly escape in such a noisy, obscene, startling burst. One of those cute little coffee stirring straws (the ones with dual chambers) would work fine, plus you'd be recycling. Think of how many of those would be kept out of landfills if women would repurpose them. Go green (does queefing contribute to global warming?)!

There's an episode of South Park that addresses queefing. Look it up on YouTube. I suppose Oprah will tackle the topic next.
Joined: 2/19/2009
Msg: 55
Posted: 4/5/2009 1:27:52 PM
There is no way to control it! Why worry about it?

Well, from what i can recall, there is way to control it some what...keep a constant down and outward pressure while you're having sex.I hate that feeling of blowing up like a balloon during sex,so i figured out how to keep it to a minimum.
Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them. lol
Joined: 3/21/2009
Msg: 56
Posted: 4/5/2009 4:32:25 PM
Vaxplant, that is the funniest thing I have heard all week!!! LMAO Thankyou!!! Personally I hate it, and am sooo embarassed by a queef, but if figure the air didnt get there on its own! LOL
Joined: 3/8/2007
Msg: 57
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Posted: 4/5/2009 4:43:49 PM
Well I never knew it had a name...

I do get freaked out by it but after this thread I think I may be okay!

Just a simple "Opps I fizzled instead of fluffed!"
Joined: 3/20/2009
Msg: 58
Posted: 4/5/2009 5:15:01 PM
It can be quite disturbing, although quite funny as well... I always say its better than the alternative so why complain...
Joined: 4/1/2009
Msg: 59
Posted: 4/5/2009 5:21:49 PM
I never knew what it was called before but from a guys perspective (well at least mine) it means that we are having great sex if it occurs and is certainly not a turn off.
Joined: 4/5/2008
Msg: 60
Posted: 4/5/2009 6:04:11 PM
The only thing I recall being bad about the "queef" is that when I was younger, Queefing was an indication of your vag being so big that air easily gets in.
The only men who are afraid of them have small dongs, as small dongs do little more than drive air into a woman goodies, and are usually the catalyst of said queefy awkwardness.
Being black there is usually no room in their for air once I pop it in.

In closing
No girl wishes to admit her junk is big and has alot of space, and no man wants to admit his junk takes up little to no space.

Funny, especially online, all men are hung, and all women have tight vages, and give the best head in the world because sooooo many guys have said so.
Please kill this thread.

Joined: 3/18/2009
Msg: 61
Posted: 4/5/2009 9:32:50 PM

The only men who are afraid of them have small dongs, as small dongs do little more than drive air into a woman goodies, and are usually the catalyst of said queefy awkwardness.

Actually, a small penis wouldn't pump as much air in, because there wouldn't be a tight enough fit, the air would have an avenue to escape with each thrust. You need a tight fit for the true piston action required for air build up, as anyone who knows cars will tell you.
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