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|queefing is really called a **** fart but ithappens when you have sex and while having sex air get trapped in **** and when guys pulls out it sounds like a fart not anyones fault just sexaul act that happens|
Posted: 2/16/2009 9:30:55 PM
|Haha! it happens all the time. It's hilarious! You just keep on going and laugh your ass off while you do. :D|
Posted: 2/16/2009 9:38:32 PM
|ok. so why is queefing an ok topic but i put up a thread called "cunnilingus only relationship" and it gets deleted?? What did I do wrong?|
Posted: 2/16/2009 11:29:25 PM
|I think it got flagged for redundancy.|
Posted: 2/17/2009 5:05:36 AM
|My partners and I have always just laughed at the silliness of it and kept on with the hotness. Sex is full of silly noises, and the entire concept of moving pointy bits repeatedly in and out of squishy bits is really quite silly--so enjoy the silliness and laugh at it!|
Posted: 2/17/2009 8:05:55 AM
|If we can't laugh at ourselves, we're not having enough fun.|
Posted: 2/17/2009 8:10:22 AM
|one of my partners does this every time we have sex. I mean she does it multiple times during sex. why is that? anyone know?|
Posted: 2/17/2009 8:26:23 AM
|i think its awesome when it happen, it all good just move along laugh about it |
beside i thought sex was suppose to be fun
Posted: 2/17/2009 8:41:29 AM
|Isn't sex great, it causes all kinds of things for us to talk about. Totally natural, can't stop it from happening if it is, so laugh about it and keep on, well you know.|
Posted: 2/17/2009 8:51:51 AM
|LOL Vaxplant, that made my day.|
Yeah, it's embarassing, but having a good sense of humor in the sack can enhance the intimacy. There are a few tricks to preventing it from happening though. Sometimes you can sense the build up of air. If you have an opportunity (like switching positions), spread your labia and expell it with a strong contraction. Or, avoid having him fully exiting you and entering you repeatedly. Or, when he enters, contract your walls so there is no space to push air into.
Ugh, so graphic. Can avoid it to some degree, but it'll still happen. :) have fun smexing!
Posted: 2/17/2009 11:47:05 AM
|Never knew there was a name for it. It's just air exiting from the in and out action. Just a natural part of vigorous lovemaking. Is kinda funny, though.|
Posted: 2/17/2009 12:01:14 PM
|It's a big turn-on. Love any and all female noises.|
Posted: 2/17/2009 12:14:46 PM
|Just like a good belch after a wonderful "full" dinner, a belch from the vagina says about the same thing..... |
It can even be more interesting when it happens as she gets out of bed and heads towards the bathroom, belching all the way with every other step, and all you have to do is ask, "which" orifice did that one come from......
Usually this happens when you have intense love making, or a marathon sexual activity, which involves multiple positions over and over. Nothing to do about it, but smile, or laugh and know that both did their job quite well......
Just my opinion.......
Posted: 2/18/2009 3:51:10 PM
|I can not believe there are TWO threads on this topic.... sad to say but the moderation here is like a kangaroo court!|
Posted: 2/18/2009 4:47:18 PM
|lol and remember...|
queefing + water = better than Bellagio fountains
Posted: 2/18/2009 5:34:56 PM
It would be best if you gals didn't put Alka Seltzer® tablets in there.
Fruit flavored Tums are much better - much higher in Calcium.
Really, I don't know why this is such a big issue, it's a non issue if the male just acts like a gentleman and takes responsibility for appropriately relieving the trapped air that he introduced. Every guy knows what to do, I'm surprised (disappointed, really) that so few do the right thing...
Posted: 2/19/2009 7:17:18 PM
Alka Seltzer tablets are a no-no? Dam*! That's what I"ve been doing wrong all these years!Help! Im being attacked by a rabid kittie!
Posted: 2/19/2009 8:48:02 PM
|There is no way to control it! Why worry about it?|
Posted: 4/5/2009 10:07:29 AM
|It happens, and I try to pretend it doesn't.|
Posted: 4/5/2009 10:36:37 AM
|Be glad it happens, otherwise the back pressure alone could launch you off of her like a paintball gun!|
Posted: 4/5/2009 10:45:03 AM
otherwise the back pressure alone could launch you off of her like a paintball gun!
Now thinking that that Daisy air rifle I used to have was really a sexual device. Lol.
Actually, queefing might be an alternative form of communication for those women who are vocally challenged during the act- if they could just control it. Lol.
Posted: 4/5/2009 10:51:42 AM
There is no way to control it! Why worry about it?
You could insert a stent in your vagina to bleed off the air rather than letting it build up and rapidly escape in such a noisy, obscene, startling burst. One of those cute little coffee stirring straws (the ones with dual chambers) would work fine, plus you'd be recycling. Think of how many of those would be kept out of landfills if women would repurpose them. Go green (does queefing contribute to global warming?)!
There's an episode of South Park that addresses queefing. Look it up on YouTube. I suppose Oprah will tackle the topic next.
Posted: 4/5/2009 1:27:52 PM
There is no way to control it! Why worry about it?
Well, from what i can recall, there is way to control it some what...keep a constant down and outward pressure while you're having sex.I hate that feeling of blowing up like a balloon during sex,so i figured out how to keep it to a minimum.
Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them. lol
Posted: 4/5/2009 4:32:25 PM
|Vaxplant, that is the funniest thing I have heard all week!!! LMAO Thankyou!!! Personally I hate it, and am sooo embarassed by a queef, but if figure the air didnt get there on its own! LOL|
Posted: 4/5/2009 4:43:49 PM
|Well I never knew it had a name...|
I do get freaked out by it but after this thread I think I may be okay!
Just a simple "Opps I fizzled instead of fluffed!"