Why would I need to go to one of those parties when all I have to do is turn on my chat program and I'm bombarded with a bunch of horny losers begging me to watch them?
Naked men are a dime a dozen.
Hell, they're so plentiful they're actually a nickel a dozen.
There is a HUGE difference between unsolicited nudity and invited nudity.
That is a funny way of putting it.
Dude, that's what happened. After 10 hours of partying.. it's all we were good for. Cuddles and sleep.
I'm hosting another one in a month. Really looking forward to it.