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 Miss W
Joined: 12/4/2006
Msg: 11
Quiz: How Chivlarous Are You???Page 3 of 3    (1, 2, 3)

Maybe growing up means you learn appreciation for smaller things.

I guess I haven't grown up yet. I do appreciate things that don't take up much space though.


b) Not at all, my dear! Women get lovelier and more alluring every day! (+25 points)
c) Not at all! Women get lovelier and more alluring every day, especially you! (+50 points)

Robert has it going on!
 fzrhusker
Joined: 10/8/2005
Msg: 12
Quiz: How Chivlarous Are You???
Posted: 3/6/2008 1:45:13 AM
We would both run from the bear, remember, all you have to do is out run her, not the bear. Just kidding
 StrangerInTheHouse
Joined: 2/9/2008
Msg: 13
Quiz: How Chivlarous Are You???
Posted: 3/6/2008 7:40:29 AM
Not at all since I gave a word to the wise manager of a female friend who claimed she was being harassed by the guy... and then the next week I found out she put for a roomful of guys at a bachelor party. *LOL*

Sometimes we wake up and smell the coffee.

Uh... let me amend that:

If it's my wife or my daughter... my sister... then, yes... and I always try to be a gentleman... that is, I'll see to the comfort of others before my own (unless they disrespect me), but I don't really think it's a virtue for a guy to always be sucking up to women. Some of them take unfair advantage.
 JadeMuse
Joined: 11/3/2007
Msg: 14
Quiz: How Chivlarous Are You???
Posted: 3/6/2008 1:12:20 PM
I can almost guarantee you'll NEVER get laid if listen to Tom Leykis.
Listening isn't the problem; believing him is.

My brother tried to defend listening to that pig!
He said that he wasn't trying to get you married, just get you laid.
Well, my brother isn't having any luck getting laid after believing his B.S. either!
He just makes me want to borrow SSG's shank...
...put the poor ba$tard out of his misery!

BTW...
Isn't this supposed to be about chivalry, though????
It is chivalrous to never speak of Tom Leykis' philosophies ever again. There is at least +500 points right there!
 JadeMuse
Joined: 11/3/2007
Msg: 15
Quiz: How Chivlarous Are You???
Posted: 3/7/2008 7:29:28 AM
How about those jousters....
 AceOfSpace
Joined: 5/28/2007
Msg: 16
Quiz: How Chivlarous Are You???
Posted: 3/7/2008 8:04:37 AM

But it fascinates me to see who gets her knickers all in a twist at the mention of his name!


Well, he is awfully obnoxious. Especially if you're female.
 JadeMuse
Joined: 11/3/2007
Msg: 17
Quiz: How Chivlarous Are You???
Posted: 3/12/2008 2:50:46 PM
TIP......
Wrestling the lighter out of a woman's hand to light her cigarette = Not Chivalrous.
 JadeMuse
Joined: 11/3/2007
Msg: 18
Quiz: How Chivlarous Are You???
Posted: 3/13/2008 6:40:30 AM
SoCalHans...

Pssst … Ladies: Guys only open the door for you so they can check out your ass while you walk through.
Thank you for that gem...
We kinda know that already. <----probably messes us the whole racket!! Shhhh!!!!
And, if we like you, we just might give you a little swish!
 The Minister of Dudeness
Joined: 6/11/2006
Msg: 19
Quiz: How Chivlarous Are You???
Posted: 3/13/2008 2:49:03 PM
Excuse me, eeek. but I believe she was talking to me.

M'Lady, er, Wench... Make that a PBKY Jelly sammich.
 0aperture0
Joined: 3/15/2008
Msg: 20
Quiz: How Chivlarous Are You???
Posted: 3/22/2008 2:27:00 PM

Start with –5. Add or subtract points for each answer.

Oh great. Starting off in the hole.

Wait - is that a bad thing?


If you were lame enough to have a ringtone, it would be:

Theme from 2001: A Space Odyssey. I'm totally lame.

'Course, there is the Obelisk metaphor...


5. You're sitting down on a crowded subway car. You would offer your seat to:

My psychiatrist.


7. At your birthday, your intoxicated wife slips and bangs her head really hard. You:
b. Lay her down on a pile of coats and tell her to close her eyes for a few hours. (+5)

No no no no no!! Closing your eyes with a concussion = very, very bad.


9. If a woman were an automobile, she'd be:

Seeing my psychiatrist.


11. If you were an animal, you would be:
a. a New Zealand paddle crab.
b. a blue crab.
c. a black vulture.
d. a sea horse.

(singing)
One of these things is not like the other,
One of these things just doesn't belong...


More than 100 points: Congratulations! You belong in the esteemed ranks of Prince Charming and Sir Lancelot.

Lancelot was a home wrecker and Prince Charming was a tights-wearing Nancy-boy. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

They both rode cool horses, though.
 0aperture0
Joined: 3/15/2008
Msg: 21
Quiz: How Chivlarous Are You???
Posted: 3/22/2008 4:48:59 PM
^^^Why do you think Cinderella dropped her slipper?
 0aperture0
Joined: 3/15/2008
Msg: 22
Quiz: How Chivlarous Are You???
Posted: 3/22/2008 5:06:32 PM
^^^ I bet you're right! Apparently, she knew a good to0lbelt when she saw it and flirted ruthlessly. Clever girl, that Cindy.
 0aperture0
Joined: 3/15/2008
Msg: 23
Quiz: How Chivlarous Are You???
Posted: 3/22/2008 5:12:38 PM
^^^ I gotta change my profile essay. Be right back.
 kjamesb
Joined: 3/24/2007
Msg: 24
Quiz: How Chivlarous Are You???
Posted: 3/22/2008 5:30:31 PM
78 but I had to take quite a few zeros where nothing applied.
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