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 MelloDLyn
Joined: 10/25/2004
Msg: 155
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The worst break up line that was used on me was "Your sex drive is just too high for me and I can't take it anymore"
 Angel_Lilly
Joined: 7/5/2008
Msg: 156
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 7/18/2008 11:25:19 PM
Here it is..........
still for me nothing has beat it, I'll remember it word for word
"You know how when you have a sandwich and it's a really good sandwich. It has meat, cheese, lettuce, but it's like missing that somehing a little extra,....... like mayo........... thats like what you are"

So I was like a sandwich, missing that somethin extra *LOL*
 leprechaunshag
Joined: 1/14/2008
Msg: 165
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 11/3/2008 6:38:29 PM
My now ex after 7 years together...."things have not been right with us lately, so I have purchased a Filipino mail order bride." LOL...That'll cost him...after she has her citizenship.

TRUE story..was a putz...!
I am celebrating my year single with 3 weeks in Jamaica...jokes on him.....
 nerdsauce
Joined: 5/4/2008
Msg: 168
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Posted: 11/6/2008 11:19:17 AM
"I've pretty much decided I can't see you anymore."
me: "Why?"
"I just can't"
 eantonio
Joined: 10/25/2007
Msg: 172
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 11/7/2008 10:20:45 AM
I was abducted by aliens and I need time to get over it.

I think I am a lesbian
 smartchick64
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 175
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Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 11/7/2008 9:44:45 PM
I got,
I"m not the guy for you. "you dictated to me". This when he told me on the third date, he needed to pace the relationship. Code for "I'm done, right"....

I just read an article about boundaries, and this guy seemed to resent having them made. Specifically, things like buying a movie pass for AFF, then giving me an hour notice to join him. What do guys think of a woman communicating, setting boundaries.etc. I guess I need to find out.
Sc
 alcwkat
Joined: 10/27/2008
Msg: 178
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Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 11/8/2008 3:43:53 AM
Thought I'd heard 'em all, until 'you stole my shoes'!!

They were in her luggage.
 lilmissright
Joined: 9/28/2008
Msg: 180
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 11/8/2008 11:48:27 AM
My ex went AWOL for over a week. When I caught up with him his breakup line was 'I was hoping that you would finish it so it would hurt you less.' Duh- like what did going AWOL for a week do to me? Another, when asked if he was seeing someone else, he said 'I haven't got time to **** anyone else.' So if he did have time does that mean he would be sleeping with someone else? Yes, they are from the same guy- you know who you are, you spineless git!
 Pecator
Joined: 10/27/2007
Msg: 181
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Posted: 11/8/2008 12:32:47 PM
She actually said:

"I'm sorry, I don't even know you. Wh o are you"

Then there was the restraining order

Damn that Madonna! javascript:smilie('')
 Refinedsillyguy
Joined: 5/4/2008
Msg: 183
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 11/8/2008 1:44:09 PM
Your too good for me.. I don't derserve it.. But don't go fall in love with a beautiful girl tommorow...

Like how messed is that ahha.
 pink506
Joined: 1/5/2005
Msg: 185
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Posted: 11/8/2008 4:06:26 PM
Hearing nothing at all
 Vannili
Joined: 7/8/2008
Msg: 186
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Posted: 11/8/2008 4:28:09 PM
I have not experience a break up on gf/bf yet,"on break up date" my line is *don'tcall me I'll call you* or I am not into dating right now . But I have heard from others that mostly men's break up lines is they are going back to their ex gf/wife,ouch!!!!
 Refinedsillyguy
Joined: 5/4/2008
Msg: 187
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 11/8/2008 4:32:21 PM
Ya hearing nothing at all.
Really sucks.. Cause it leaves you wondering. Not a fun thing..
 Pecator
Joined: 10/27/2007
Msg: 188
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Posted: 11/8/2008 6:09:56 PM
Yeah Pink,

You got it right. "hearing nothing at all" is the worst.

It shows cowardice and an incapacity to deal with life’s events

It also leaves the recipient wondering “What the F”
 lilmissright
Joined: 9/28/2008
Msg: 190
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 11/10/2008 2:34:16 PM
Never thought of that- a male perspective gives it a whole new slant. He's still a spineles git though lol x
 speedbor
Joined: 7/9/2012
Msg: 193
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 7/26/2012 7:33:10 PM
I tested positive for HIV,according to the health Dept.I am supposed to notify everyone I slept with in the last year to go to their doctor and be checked for HIV .You been notified,Sorry!
Great line for a new ex,best served up over the phone to avoid physical contact and mental meltdown of the person you just served it on.
 justmeNC72
Joined: 12/19/2011
Msg: 194
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 7/27/2012 12:40:59 PM
from the ex-wife when telling me of her affair

"i love him...we are soulmates...we finish each others sentences."

i mean....how can that be anything but real!!! (they didnt last though....maybe they ran out of converstation...but our pain still strives!!!!!)
 Pingshooter
Joined: 3/15/2009
Msg: 195
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Posted: 7/27/2012 5:05:52 PM
A separated woman I met off of PoF..after I healed from my late wife's demise.

I was her emotional shoulder during her divorce.
I helped pick out/gave advise on her new vehicle.
I helped pick out/gave advise on her new furniture.
I gave advise on her new condo she paid for in full.

Then, four months later..I get a text message;

You are so good, so kind, so loving, you are great in bed..but I never experienced dating much being married.
I want to date other men. Sorry. Bye.


Ow.
 onlydateIF
Joined: 11/15/2011
Msg: 196
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 7/28/2012 12:05:02 AM
"I can't thank you enough. You taught me all I needed to know to prepare for marriage (with her)..."by the way, you'll be getting something in the mail. I am applying for a new job. Will give me a good reference? My last employer won't since I absconded with my student.Here is my new phone number. (after running off to elope with her on 24 hrs notice)--not to worry, no reference issued ;)
 rockondon
Joined: 2/21/2007
Msg: 197
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Posted: 7/28/2012 8:56:58 AM
I went on one date with a woman on here and we had fun but obviously we were nothing serious. But the father of her kid came back in her life with the "I'm going to counselling" line that abusive guys use to rekindle relationships so she felt she had to break up with me to see if she could make things work with him (he didn't change of course).

Which was fine, we dated only once so I didn't care and we didn't even have a relationship to break up from. But damn it took so LONG for her to dump me and she would not shut up about how horrible she felt, how great I was, how much she liked me, and so on and so forth.

No amount of reassurance would make her stop trying to console me (as if I needed it) so I said "hey, are you done dumping me yet? Because that blonde friend of yours is really cute - can you hook us up?"

...because I'm classy like that.
 TantricJedi
Joined: 2/22/2012
Msg: 198
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 7/28/2012 9:06:51 AM
A woman told me that her ex boyfriend dumped her because he felt she was not warming up to his dog 'Rapson'
 0ldhag
Joined: 1/8/2012
Msg: 201
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 7/30/2012 8:47:28 AM
'I think I'll go back to my (cheating) ex wife for the sake of my children'

A week later he was dating some chick.

 alexvanlee
Joined: 7/25/2012
Msg: 202
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 7/30/2012 10:46:13 PM
i don't even want to see you again.

i was pissed. pretty harsh considering i liked the girl a lot.
 melodyof_k
Joined: 5/2/2012
Msg: 203
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 7/30/2012 10:51:57 PM
what about this:

only sleep with me while you date other men.
and when you find someone who sweeps you off your feet I will let you go.

(how nice of him)
 Choporis
Joined: 6/25/2012
Msg: 204
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 7/30/2012 11:07:40 PM
"Hey, I can't talk right now, tell you later, k?"

NEVER HEARD A WORD AGAIN.
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